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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by colonelrascals, Oct 25, 2011.

  1. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    He's been talking shit on Twitter so I went and followed him and he blocked me right away. Fuck High Pitch
     
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  2. MODEVIL

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    Who's high pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson
     
  3. Boo MFer!

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    HOW BIG ARE YOUR BALLS?
     
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  4. Frankie Carbone

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    QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
     
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  5. KeepingItRealSince1853

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    Wonder if this will eliminate him from Blue Bloods?
     
  6. Señor Cockblock

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    "What a story! What a morning!"
     
  7. snowfx2

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    Today's show was great.

    Was laughing very hard at the Jeff Periscope clips, especially when he was being all down on himself.
     
  8. Captain Caveman

    Captain Caveman Where have you gone TMB?
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    " I'm not a good person"
     
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  9. w2b

    w2b fan of: Evil Mike Norvell
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    came across this business owner in the normal course of my work day (and yes, it is a dentists office).

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Bruce Wayne

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    Crack Head Bob is the latest Wack Packer to die.

    They're dropping like flies
     
  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Between the wack pack and random musicians, I feel like they are talking about a death every day.
     
  12. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    Man I loved Bob :(
     
  13. Brian Shute

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  14. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Tikki dow main, Bob, tikki dow mane.
     
  15. Captain Caveman

    Captain Caveman Where have you gone TMB?
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  16. NYGator

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    I remember back in the 90's they did contests to try to find new wack packers. I think they better get going. Who the fuck wants to be stuck with Eric, Jeff, and Elephant Boy?
     
  17. theriner69er

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    how are Jeff the drunk and high pitch still alive?? There may not be a singe wack packer around to see 2017
     
  18. Wendel Clark

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    I loved Bob when they did "Name That Dune". They had him sing songs and you had to guess the songs. Fucking amazing
     
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  19. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    Dippy dippy
     
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  20. Bruce Wayne

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    Jeff will be gone before Erik, no doubt in my mind
     
  21. Boo MFer!

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    Today's 21 "tippy tippy" salute had me in tears.
     
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  22. theriner69er

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    That's race is too lose to call for me. Either of them dying any time in the past 10 years would have surprised no one. I think Eric will die in some ridiculous ironic way, like getting stuck between his bed and the wall and starving to death. Jeff's body will just give up and he will be found in his trailer.
     
  23. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    First actually funny Wack Packer to die since Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.

    Don't agree with that analysis? "GO HAVE SEX WITH YOURSELF!"
     
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  24. DJ Bosa

    DJ Bosa Put the coke on my dick
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    Holy fuck, White Power radio was amazing.
     
  25. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Daniel Carver was back???? Because that is something I would tune in for.

    "WayKupWatPeepl!"
     
  26. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Running with the devil makes me laugh whenever I think about it
     
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  27. Brian Shute

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    They had the Jesus Twins on Sternthology this morning. Bob wanted to club their asses with his gimp arm. Gary holding him back was a riot.
     
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  28. Bruce Wayne

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    No they tricked HPE into calling a fake white supremacist radio station and say a bunch of racist stuff. Great skit
     
  29. snowfx2

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    Richard puking is always great
     
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  30. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Anyone got a pic of the girl Will The Farter was banging on camera?
     
  31. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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  32. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    Did you guys hear fucking Sour Shoes doing his new George Takkei impression? That retard is absolutely brilliant.
     
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  33. POWESHOW

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  34. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    He's absolutely incredible. If he wasn't full blown insane, it would be amazing to have him in studio all the time (they tried once and he came in his pants :( )

    That impression of George is just terrific, let alone Booey, who he has just completely nailed.

    Also, that's not the clip, though... He called in and Howard talked to him as George. Killed me
     
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  35. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    I mean, he comes up with the fucking brilliant idea to call the Stern show and leave a voice mail as Gary remembering Paul Cantor after his death. Good Christ what a talent we have.
     
  36. snowfx2

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    I love that Sour's also extremely knowledgeable about sports. When he used to impersonate Ferrall, he'd rattle off everything currently in any major sport. And now does it when he calls into Francesca.
     
  37. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    He's a genius, and I love that his parents are so supportive of him. It really is awesome that they let him live at home and just act like a fucking whackjob.
     
  38. Bruce Wayne

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    I missed it but I guess he called in Tuesday and disguised his voice so well that no one knew it was him until after the fact
     
  39. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    He called into Imus I think and they weren't sure if it was him or not as well. Howard asked him and he went into his baby voice and Howard was like please anything but that.

    Howard cut him off later and then remarked how nice it is that he can cut Sour and he never gets upset...

    Kid has the all time best whack pack nickname and is by far the most talented, maybe the only one with any talent.
     
  40. NYGator

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    I think sour shoes was sour shoes well before he started calling in to Howard. I used to hear him call Mike and the Mad Dog way before Howard. They used to hang up on him and mad dog would get so irritated.
     
  41. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    He's great, man. It's funny too because he's fairly normal looking, and handsome by whack pack standards, and he's just straight up out of his mind. I love that he's so well practiced and prepared whenever he calls in, though, fucking kills me when Howard just lets him go for 5 or 6 minutes- even Quivers thinks he's funny...

    And holy shit, go to YouTube right now and watch the trailers for Lieberman Embedded: Sour Shoes. I love him.
     
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  42. MODEVIL

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    Goat prank call by Richard and Sal was calling Langford with Sour drops.
     
  43. KeepingItRealSince1853

    KeepingItRealSince1853 We're Not Cocky, We're Honestly Just That Good
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    3:17 gets me every single time
     
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  44. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    The easter egg reference to the schvoogie buzzer is great attention to detail.

     
  45. snowfx2

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    Heard this on Sternthology today. Artie made everything twice as funny from his reactions/laughing.

     
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  46. Boo MFer!

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    AYEEEEE AYYYEE EYEEEEE.
     
  47. KeepingItRealSince1853

    KeepingItRealSince1853 We're Not Cocky, We're Honestly Just That Good
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  48. MODEVIL

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    That's freaking hilarious. Scores man killed me. Bye for now!
     
  49. Frankie Carbone

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    SCORES MAN GOT A TATOO
     
  50. Frankie Carbone

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    I'm about meeting girls I'm abbot meeting guys