He's not IN school. That's my point. Wishing that your significant other had gone somewhere else, and of all the places, choosing Athens? Why not Austin? Boulder? I mean you do you, just struck me as aiming a bit low.
if he's raising a family, you might have a point but as a mid to late 20's guy, athens would not qualify as a "shit-hole" you hot-take maestro
Always wanted to be a maestro. Now all I gotta do is move to Athens, ga and my life will be complete.
Driving 1900 miles to Minnesota. My wife is driving the first 8 hours. She got pulled over within 100 miles if our house. 70 in a 55. It's gonna be a loooong trip.
Wish my wife would do some stupid shit so I can get this thread back on track. 10 hours in the car with her starting tomorrow so something is bound to happen. Stay tuned fam.
I think this happened a few years ago, but my wife left her purse at a friend's house party last night. It's 45 miles away from our house.
Gf: I'm watching 90210 Me: the original or the new one? Gf: there is only this one I think Me: you're really testing my limits
Wife wanted to light off the rest of our fireworks tonight since our 4th was cut a little short by rain. She grabs a Roman candle and lights the fuse and holds it out in front of her face to shoot it off into the yard. Only problem is, she put the fuse end facing towards her face. She thought you "lit the bottom and the fireballs would should out of the top". Really wish I would have been filming this. If it wasn't for me yelling at her last second to flip it over she would have caught some rounds to the face. She just kept on like nothing happened.
I still think her encouraging your child to take a gun to school and not realizing why that'd be bad is the tops.
Tempe, and Arizona as a whole, is dog shit. Tuscon is kinda cool, but that's offset by the fact that it's in Arizona.
It didn't tell me the motivation behind it though. I was at least giving her the benefit of the doubt that she had a reason for trying to get her daughter to go to school packing heat instead of just suggesting it all willy nilly like she just don't give a fuck.
Seriously. And every few months someone's wife forgets what continent we live on and people declare her the dumbest one yet
My pyro sister-in-law who you may remember almost burned my yard up came over last weekend for a cookout. I have a charcoal grill and had gotten the fire going and went inside to season the hamburgers while the fire burned out. I come outside just in time to see her with my can of lighter fluid about to squirt it on the smoldering coals. I slapped it out of her hand and she acted all indignant telling me she was, "Just trying to help cause the fire went out." It was like Nam flashbacks for me.
Pro tip, buy the big bottle of grain from the liquor store, use that for the coals and it will not have that lighter fluid taste