Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Keef

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    I live there as an adult, it's great. Mainly for these reasons
     
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  2. TheFreak55

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    You left something off

    Fuck all you Dawgs though
     
  3. Keef

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    :mulletsmug:
     
  4. Imurhuckleberry

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    He's not IN school.

    That's my point. Wishing that your significant other had gone somewhere else, and of all the places, choosing Athens? Why not Austin? Boulder? I mean you do you, just struck me as aiming a bit low.
     
  5. Tobias

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    if he's raising a family, you might have a point

    but as a mid to late 20's guy, athens would not qualify as a "shit-hole" you hot-take maestro
     
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  6. Imurhuckleberry

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    Always wanted to be a maestro. Now all I gotta do is move to Athens, ga and my life will be complete.
     
  7. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Athens, GA is the best city in the world for any demographic.
     
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  8. Nole0515

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    Why would you want to go to Boulder? It's the same as Athens just has legal weed and mountains
     
  9. Imurhuckleberry

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    Not sure if serious.
     
  10. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    Athens is a great town

    fuck the haters
     
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  11. Baron

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    I've never been to Athens but I know TDintheCorner lives there so it must be cool af.
     
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  12. Imurhuckleberry

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    Fify
     
  13. TDintheCorner

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  14. HarleyOutlaw

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    Driving 1900 miles to Minnesota. My wife is driving the first 8 hours. She got pulled over within 100 miles if our house. 70 in a 55. It's gonna be a loooong trip.
     
  15. TDintheCorner

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    I don't really know what's going on in here but Boulder is great also.
     
  16. Baron

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    Wish my wife would do some stupid shit so I can get this thread back on track. 10 hours in the car with her starting tomorrow so something is bound to happen. Stay tuned fam.
     
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  17. Jimmy the Saint

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  18. Imurhuckleberry

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    No worries. I'm in Tempe now. I am thoroughly enjoying said quality for both of us.
     
  19. Biship

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    Loses her cell phone in the cellular black hole of the lake of the Ozarks
     
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  20. slogan119

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    I think this happened a few years ago, but my wife left her purse at a friend's house party last night. It's 45 miles away from our house.
     
  21. 941Gator

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  22. Doc Louis

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    i see you spelled starkville, ms incorrectly.
     
  23. bertwing

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    Wife wanted to light off the rest of our fireworks tonight since our 4th was cut a little short by rain.

    She grabs a Roman candle and lights the fuse and holds it out in front of her face to shoot it off into the yard. Only problem is, she put the fuse end facing towards her face. She thought you "lit the bottom and the fireballs would should out of the top". Really wish I would have been filming this.

    If it wasn't for me yelling at her last second to flip it over she would have caught some rounds to the face. She just kept on like nothing happened.
     
  24. bertwing

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    Cue the "wouldn't be the first time she's taken some balls to the face" jokes
     
  25. Blu Tang Clan

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    I still think her encouraging your child to take a gun to school and not realizing why that'd be bad is the tops.
     
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  26. dump

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    Wouldnt be the first time she took some balls to the face
     
  27. bertwing

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    I tried to forget about that one
     
  28. soulfly

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    Tempe, and Arizona as a whole, is dog shit. Tuscon is kinda cool, but that's offset by the fact that it's in Arizona.
     
  29. daddy fat sacks

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    Wtf
     
  30. Shawn Hunter

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    Cliffs?
     
  31. bertwing

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    smh

     
  32. Degausser

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    You just quoted them
     
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  33. dump

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    I mean how do people forget about the OG stupid wives/gfs story???
     
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  34. Shawn Hunter

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    It didn't tell me the motivation behind it though. I was at least giving her the benefit of the doubt that she had a reason for trying to get her daughter to go to school packing heat instead of just suggesting it all willy nilly like she just don't give a fuck.
     
  35. Arkadin

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    Like what....
     
  36. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Probably not the first colored ones either.
     
  37. daddy fat sacks

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    Holy shit
     
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  38. ned's head

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    That story will never not be the winner of this thread.
     
  39. MODEVIL

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    Makes me laugh 100% of the time.
     
  40. Arkadin

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    Seriously. And every few months someone's wife forgets what continent we live on and people declare her the dumbest one yet :yaoface:
     
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  41. bertwing

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    Thanks guys, makes me feel better
     
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  42. Skiddly

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  43. Name P. Redacted

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    The Williams sister have faced men and got trashed, repeatedly.
     
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  44. Skiddly

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    I didn't put forth the effort to look.
     
  45. Imurhuckleberry

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  46. Oracle of Omahawg

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    My pyro sister-in-law who you may remember almost burned my yard up came over last weekend for a cookout. I have a charcoal grill and had gotten the fire going and went inside to season the hamburgers while the fire burned out. I come outside just in time to see her with my can of lighter fluid about to squirt it on the smoldering coals. I slapped it out of her hand and she acted all indignant telling me she was, "Just trying to help cause the fire went out." It was like Nam flashbacks for me.
     
  47. AIP

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    Pro tip, buy the big bottle of grain from the liquor store, use that for the coals and it will not have that lighter fluid taste
     
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  48. slogan119

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    Or buy a chimney starter and avoid an accelerant altogether
     
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  49. Tilly

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    Save the accelerant for after the food is done. /pyro
     
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  50. Arkadin

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    Dude...