Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

If your food tastes like lighter fluid you are doing it very wrong. It should all be burned off before you put the grate and any food on.

 

fire and everclear seems like a bad combo

 

Or you just don't use it

 

20$

 

Glove department, imv

 

Just had this conversation

GF: "What's that song they sing at the beginning of baseball games?"
Me: "...The Star Spangled Banner...?"
GF: "Thanks!"
Me: "THAT was your question? Not 'What is the National Anthem called'????"
GF: "Wait is it 'National Anthem'?"
Me: "The Star Spangled Banner IS the national anthem, the song is not called 'National Anthem'"
GF: "It is not!"
Me: "Then what is it called?"
GF: "Shut up, you're lying!"

 

protip for those who are lazy with lump charcoal grills for no fluid taste, weber ligher cubes are the best.
https://www.amazon.com/Weber-7417-FireStarters-Lighter-Cubes/dp/B001AN7RGG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1468385829&sr=8-1&keywords=weber lighter cubes

I personally cut them in half and get 2 uses out of one unless I use them going camping which then they are amazing at getting a fire going.

 

See if she knows who's playing first.

 

ok how did u make staff member ?
so u got this new job and I have not heard nor read about a decent or recent vacation .
do u get one soon ?
would like to read some things other than BS ???????????
GIBBS ARE U ON FENTINIL ?

 

We started watching the average movie Everest the other night

Gf: Climbing Everest would be a fun time, I want to climb it!
Me: You do know that their is an area called the death zone where you are actually dying right?
Gf: Oh I just thought people did it like going out for a hike.

She also made a reference to the storm that hit during the movie (spoiler) a hurricane

 

and ?

 

by the way it is national French fry day .
see all of u at hotdog heaven at e. colonial .
large sack please !.

 

Or if you have $70 sitting around, the Looftlighter is awesome.

 

Driving home from my friend's house after watching the All Star game last night, I get a text from her.

T: I overfilled the gas tank

Get home and I can smell gas in the garage. Wipe down the car where it ran down the paint, all the while shaking my head. Get upstairs and ask her what happened?

"I was just trying to finish off what I paid for so I wouldn't have to go back inside to get change."

I asked "How much extra were you trying to pump after it stopped?"

"Well, I paid 50 and it stopped at 45."

She tried to pump almost 2 additional gallons. SMH

 

Damn, sounds like something mine would do... At least farva got a hotdog out of the deal.

 

I didn't even realize people still paid cash for gas. Why not just use a card?

 

She saw a news story some time back about how credit/debit card numbers are stolen from gas stations more than any other location or something like that. Hasn't used her card at a gas station since.

 

The one on the right has a device to steal CC info attached.

 

where do you live that they don't have auto-shut off pumps after your pre-paid dollar amount gets met?

 

Read it again. He said she overpaid and was trying to get her money's worth.

 

That's actually pretty slick - most of the ones I see I'm surprised they fool anyone.

 

A lot of places offer gas at a 10¢ discount if you pay cash. I doubt that's the reason cash was used in this case, however.

 

That would have gotten me.

 

She wants me to do the whole 30 diet with her. Drinking all of that water will be tough.

 

ok now what's up w/vaca? anything cooking ?
staff member ? site-builder ?trophy points ? hows JW ?
I though like u were a auto flowering cop ? right ?\
or worked in a man cave at the Miami herald ??????
what spud muffin ?
the lawyer site ok ?\
what up gibbs ?

 

How do some of these people get out of bed in the morning without killing themselves?

 

like u they have plug and play . LOL !
.
HEY ASK MARK WHAT GIVES WITH THE WEIGHT LIFTING ?
chin-ups , sit-ups , push - ups , ? what ?

 

Don't use the lighter fluid, it was an old can. I have one of these now that has the burner underneath to light the coals.

 

I'll be good at home, but once out of the cage I'll be an asshole and more than likely do what I want.

 

I did the whole 30 thing with my wife a few months back. While I agree with lhprop1 that eliminating entire food groups isn't the best idea in the world.... when my biggest eliminated food group was beer... it made quite a difference. I lost 32 pounds in 30 days.

 

And then you'll gain It back

 

on her way home for a 3 hour drive

fifteen minutes in I get a call

"I forgot to get gas and it says 17 miles and I think it's 30 miles to the next station"

...

 

this is a car with a computer. so there's a gas light. a gas meter. and a computer screen with real time feedback on mpg and remaining.

forgot.

 

Got that beat. Came home yesterday with the expectation wife would pick up daughter from daycare before 630. I get home at 615 and ask where is child. Wife is sitting on her laptop with the TV on and had no idea what time it was. She blames it on not having her cell phone to check the time.



Clocks in the other room
Clocks on TV
Clock on the damn computer youre lookimg at

 

I'd love to lose 30lbs in 30 days. I'd still need to lose another 30/40 after that Why the fuck couldn't I get this heavy in high school/college?

 

Wifed up again? Serial monogamist strikes again.

 

hey I went six months single

 

Wait, this isn't the one you were with before?

 

it's never the one I was with before

 

You and I are same. The day I got a desk job.... my bad habits started catching up with me.

 

The truest shit ever said.

 

had a desk job and actually kept it off...hitting 30, crazy hours, then adding three kids has done it's toll. She's been on a workout kick since Feb. fuck.

 

the mick .

 

Same. And everytime I start working out, within a month my knees, ankles, and/or back gets hurt and I barely feel like even walking.