Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    She had to pull over and I had to talk her through it but when she got back I had to inspect the car for any additional spiders
     
  2. Doc Louis

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    Did she show you the body? It could still be in there.
     
  3. slogan119

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    That shit pisses me off. Makes me want to slap some sense into her because I've almost swerved off the road before.
     
  4. texasraider

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    Wife took the dogs outside last night before we went to bed. While laying in bed I get a text that there is a spider by the door and she can't come inside until it leaves.

    I said that sucks see you in the morning and now I'm an asshole
     
  5. brolift

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  6. jaimej

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    Have done and would do again. F spiders.

    This is the only cause for concern IMO
     
  7. GoodForAnother

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  8. skiedfrillet

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    i, uh, thought i was the only person who did this
     
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  9. Open Carry

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    Congrats on the hot wife
     
  10. Hoss Bonaventure

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  11. Fafa fofo

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    Been away from this great thread for a while now, but had one come up this morning.

    About 2 weeks ago, I noticed a ton of lint in the intake section of my wife's hairdryer. Took a couple minutes and cleaned it out. This morning I get yelled out because her hair dryer is blowing too hard on High, and she can't get her hair right.

    Dryer has 3 settings. High, Medium, and Low. But refused to use the other two settings because the don't blow hard enough. I am not to clean out the intake again. Even though, prior to that last cleaning she was complaining it smelled like it was burning.
     
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  12. Festus McBadass

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    You broke rule #1: do not offer or provide solutions.
     
  13. dvnasty

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    my roommate's self proclaimed "not high maintenance, strong, independent woman" of a gf texts him every time she comes to our apt and makes him go downstairs and let her in the front door instead of using the call box to buzz up :facepalm:
     
  14. dvnasty

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  15. NineteenNine

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    that's just dumb on her part and on his for allowing it.
     
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  16. dvnasty

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    haha it's called being a spoiled brat, and it's 100% on him for allowing it...totally spineless to a 23 yr old as a 29 yr old smh
     
  17. Degausser

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  18. AIP

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    How is it so many of you didn't marry a sports wife?
     
  19. Born Again Lefty

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    Most of the people here aren't lesbians
     
  20. AIP

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    Your loss
     
  21. Degausser

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    I'd much rather share other interests with my significant other than being a raging lunatic about sports.
     
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  22. Ralph

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    Yeah, wasn't too long ago for the same reasons, at the drive thru window I had to do the "Uh, brb, gotta go to the ATM..."
    [​IMG]
     
  23. DrTomOsbourne

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  24. Crepeswithasmile

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    i'm confused. if you had a card for the ATM, then why couldn't you just pay for your food with that card?
     
  25. Ralph

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    Because I'm paranoid and don't have a debit card, just an ATM card.
     
  26. PAHokie

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    A ATM card and debit card aren't the same thing?
     
  27. Baron

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    no. a debit card can be used as an ATM card, an ATM card is strictly for ATMs and cannot be used to make purchases.
    :themoreyouknow:
     
  28. Festus McBadass

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    Yes and no. You can have a debit card that is an ATM card, but an ATM card that isn't a debit card.
     
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  29. bigred77

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    what is this, 1992?
     
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  30. wes tegg

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  31. bigred77

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    :mindblown:
     
  32. Whammy Business

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    Do you still write checks at the grocery store, too?
     
  33. Bruce Bowen

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    Having a "sports wife"?
    [​IMG]

    I have enough friends to argue sports with.
     
  34. Ralph

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    I guess I should explain since we're in full tangent mode. I put all my purchases on a 2% rewards CC, so I already know I would never use a debit card under normal circumstances. I know banks have a zero-liability fraud policy with debit cards since the early 90s days, but if someone was somehow able to use my debit card to clean out my checking account, say, the day before my credit card bill was due, it'd be a giant mess to clean up: fees on both ends, the CC company may report me to the credit bureaus for being a dead beat, etc. So I'd just rather not have a debit card than to have that potential. I've had my CC compromised before, and it's as simple as "Yeah, I didn't charge that. Send me a new card".

    That being said, I may go back to 1972 one day soon and use only cash, since all of the above works great in theory, but we suck at budgeting/spending and consistently charge more than we bring in.
     
  35. jaimej

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    KJROD20 went full sports-wife mode and married a die-hard Yankees fan, while he himself is a Red Sox fan.
     
  36. jaimej

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    Though that probably doesn't say much as most Yankees fans, especially female ones, actually know shit about sports.
     
  37. Whammy Business

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    The car has been recovered.
     
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  38. bigred77

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    does this guy know how to party or what?
     
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  39. bigred77

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    was it a couple parking spots over?
     
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  40. Ralph

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    FIFY'92
     
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  41. Whammy Business

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    Couple of miles away, in a quarry. Looks pretty rough evidently.
     
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  42. MORBO!

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    I can't see or hear the word quarry without thinking of Tracy Morgan.
     
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  43. Flagpole

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    Sounds like dirty mike and the boys are at it again
     
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  44. Clown Baby

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    Don't throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
     
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  45. Cheshire Bridge

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    I'd yell at my wife like a 9 year old that broke something expensive.
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    Wasn't that how old she was when you started dating her?
     
  47. blind dog

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    YAY ANOTHER TANGENT!!!

    But....

    Team fuck a debit card. Your debit card gets stolen or fraudulently used they can lock your money up, cause other checks/debits to bounce. Will require shit tons of time and a police report to free up your money. Credit card gets stolen, 10 minute phone call to straighten it out.
     
  48. WhiskeyDelta

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    When I was working debit card fraud, unless it was a pinned transaction. I'd give a probationary credit for whatever they said wasn't there's until the fraud investigation went thru at a higher level, and then I'd just take out the credit when the refund came in.
     
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  49. bigred77

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    when there have been fraud charges on my debit card , it litterally took minutes to clear up on the phone
    the worst part is they cancelled the current card number, so i had to spend 30 minutes running to the bank to get a new card
     
  50. TimJimothy

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    Without a doubt, those of you who are skeerd to use a debit card have wives/girlfriends who are posting about it on a similar thread on their housewives of dogshit county message board.