"hey, I took some steaks out of the freezer for dinner" get home and it's round steak I had bought for making jerky
Wife works from home and doesn't do basic stuff like throw in a load of laundry (I told her I'd fold when I got home) because she's sooo busy with work. I just had the great joy of shaming her by turning on the tv only to see the DVR channel asking if I'd like to delete the latest "Shahs of Sunset" episode she finished today. You're damn right I do!
Our 1.5 year old son was an absolute terror this morning. My wife couldn't get him to sit still for 10 seconds so that she could take a picture of him holding the art he made for Grandpa. About 45 minutes before church she asked if we were going to church. I commented, it seems like a bad idea since the nursery is closed for the summer. About 20 minutes before church she comes downstairs dressed for church and declares we are going. On the way to church, I comment this is a terrible idea and there is no way our son is going to sit through it. He was antsy even before it started and then once it started he proceeded to try to say hi/hello-10-15 times--to the pretty woman behind us (he has good taste), throw the crayons and paper my wife had brought him to draw on, try to escape the aisle on both sides and then yell incoherently during a quiet period. We lasted about 10 minutes in church before leaving. On the way out she admitted, "you were right." Those words made it all worthwhile.
Girl I'm seeing has not seen or read any of the following: The Godfather The Lord of the Rings Game of Thrones Harry Potter Then calls me a loser when I mention any of them. Women are dumb.
It is mostly related to having a kid. Prior to having one, I think the only time I had been to church with my wife was on Christmas.
Havent seen any of the LOR or Harry Potter, cause its not my thing Havent seen GoT but will eventually
No you. I have zero desires to see any of the aforementioned. Different strokes. Star Wars sucks, too. Long hair, suck my dick.
Fell asleep watching godfather. Turned off LOTR shortly after turning it on. Have seen enough HP in passing to know its not for me. GOT is whatever isn't my cup of tea, but tits are cool. (__)__)=====D~~~
I enjoy lots of things like raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, brighght copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings, cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels, doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles, wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings, girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes, silver white winters that melt into springs, these are a few of my favorite things.
One of the local Krogers had a 16.9 oz. Bottle of this on sale for 69 cents today, so I got it to see why your wife gets it. This stuff is fucking grotesque, what is wrong with her?
this is more cunty than stupid, but 2 or 3 months ago she told me not to buy her anymore beer b/c she was only going to drink red wine. so thats what happened. tonight as i'm going to the beer fridge (she doesn't like my beer) "will you grab me a beer" me: you don't have any, you literally told me to never buy you beer again her: well i wish you would just keep a couple around for me
*the next week* Oh my god why did you buy my beer? I drank two and now I feel all bloated! I told you I'm on,y drinking red wine!
*the next week* Oh my god why did you buy my beer? I drank two and now I feel all bloated! I told you I'm on,y drinking red wine!
My wife asks me to buy her some beer, but never drinks it After sitting in the fridge for like a week, I'm claiming that shit Sure as shit, once I crack one open I get a "are you drinking my beer!?!?!" Uh, yeah.... Because you sure as hell aren't.
How many of you in here are actually fed up with your marriage but hesitate to leave cause it's gonna cost you half your shit?