Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. fsugrad99

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    This is 1000 percent correct

    It's really not difficult, but old people in management position don't understand it (they just know they have to have it) so they throw money at it.
     
  2. Soup

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    He's should not be a woman and pay attention at live sporting events. Was he sitting with his sorority sisters taking selfies?
     
  3. fucktx

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  4. * J Y *

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    we so blessed

    i want that sunday game so bad.
     
  5. BayouMafia

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  6. fucktx

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  7. BayouMafia

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    cheer up man

    read through this thread where we thought this team was terrible all season and were down 8 games in August, then we miraculously won the division. And next year we get Yu back. And you beat Oklahoma.
     
  8. dump

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    Cursed

    @jaysonst: The poor #Rangers. Since '11 if you count season & postseason, they're now 1-12 in "clinchers:" '11 WS, '12 collapse & WC, '13 Gm 163 & this
     
  9. captbunch

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    Team shouldn't have even been here.

    What a ride. Yu and Cole next year as 1/2. Perez. And whomever else. Can't wait.
     
  10. Joe Withabee

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    I'm going to go ahead and imagine a full year of a major league level Odor, an actually halfway interested Hamilton, and promising play by Gallo and Profar
     
  11. BayouMafia

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    The Bitch is a free agent this year, correct?
     
  12. fsugrad99

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    Next year
     
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  13. fucktx

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  14. ColeTrickle

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    What do yall think about parting ways with Mike Maddux?
     
  15. Soup

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    I think he deserves a head gig somewhere. I hate to lose him though.
     
  16. Soup

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    I also assume that means we lose anything Greg Maddux was giving us too?
     
  17. ColeTrickle

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    Yeah
     
  18. Patface

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    hey guys this could have been you tonight <3 (lmbo)
     
  19. fucktx

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    save us profar you're our only hope
     
  21. ColeTrickle

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    I hope he can still throw the ball across the infield
     
  22. Soup

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    I will not fall for this profar hype again.

    Let's talk free agency.

    Are we hoping Gallardo accepts the tender offer?
     
  23. fsugrad99

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    Nope. It's not the end of the world if he does, but we don't want him at that price.
     
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  24. fucktx

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    Yeah, pass.
     
  25. Soup

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    He was pretty good last year.
     
  26. fucktx

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    Yeah but yu, Hamels, Holland, and Perez will be the top 4. We no longer need him. We can just re-sign Colby or someone like him to be the 5th starter for much cheaper and spend the money elsewhere. Chi Chi, Martinez, and Tepesch are all there if one of the starters happens to get injured.
     
  27. fucktx

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    For whatever reason, Cespedes has been linked to the Rangers a lot lately
     
  28. fsugrad99

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    We already made our big money splash for this year with Hamels. Cespedes is out of our budget
     
  29. Soup

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    Yu could be out until all star break. Who knows where Holland/Perez are at this point? Hopefully they bounce back. Chi Chi, Martinez, and Tepesch are all trash and if we have to count on them for anything more than a spot start, we are in some serious trouble.

    I will agree that Colby is a much cheaper option.
     
  30. Soup

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    I'm not usually an analytics guy, but Gallardo was top 15 in war for pitchers last year too. He's not getting enough credit here.
     
  31. fucktx

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    yu is back in may, bruh
     
  32. dump

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  33. Pokes

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  34. dallasdawg

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    Where would cespedes even play?
     
  35. fucktx

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    they'd have to find a way to trade choo iyam
     
  36. bhrangerfan0809

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    Found out the other day that Warner Madrigal is pitching in Taiwan

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    texasraider and i wanna die like this.
  37. fucktx

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  38. a.tramp

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    Yu guys want to go hit the casinos before pitchers & catchers report?
     
  39. Pokes

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    As long as wtx isn't driving
     
  40. a.tramp

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    i mean i doubt he is even walking yet, let alone driving so we should be good

    ♡ u wtx , glad you are mostly ok
     
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  41. BayouMafia

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    fuck yes that commercial was awesome

    <3
     
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  42. dump

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    Jeff Banister for President!
     
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  43. jltperson

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    So excited for the season to start.

    Hamels and Darvish (when he comes back)...I mean come on
     
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  44. fucktx

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    fuck football

    i need baseball in my life
     
  45. fsugrad99

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    Spring Training this month

    Hello brightness my old friend....
     
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  46. dallasdawg

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  47. El_Pato

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    Is anyone going? I'll be there second week of March
     
  48. a.tramp

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    "The Bitch" arbitration is settled. hope he has a repeat of last year.
     
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  49. fucktx

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    so, hamilton's knee is all fucked because of all the cocaine and meth

    hoping we just put gallo out there when hamilton can't play instead of fucking justin ruggiano or james jones

    he's about as ready as he can possibly be anyways because he's going to strikeout all the time no matter what