Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. a.tramp

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    "Felt tightness in shoulder after last pitch in warmups"

    "Choo has been removed from the line-up"

    Evan Grant
     
    #51 a.tramp, Apr 10, 2015
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  2. fucktx

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    FUCKING FUCK
     
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  3. BayouMafia

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  4. a.tramp

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    wtx i miss you in the GOUT thread, you should come and talk lunches with us more often
     
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  5. a.tramp

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    it's the positivity that i miss the most :bacon:
     
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  6. BayouMafia

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  7. dallasdawg

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    Rangers Rangers help us god!
     
  8. a.tramp

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    oh my word
     
  9. fucktx

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  10. jhooked

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    :D
     
  11. bhrangerfan0809

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    Go ahead and follow this guy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/rileypint

    We'll be drafting him next year by the looks of it.

    Also, Luke Jackson with another forgettable start in AAA

    Think Peguero is coming up after the Rua injury
     
    #61 bhrangerfan0809, Apr 10, 2015
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  12. texasraider

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    It has been 00 days since our last accident
     
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  13. dallasdawg

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    We are cursed
     
  14. fucktx

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    aliMan15 hours ago
    Should NEVER have traded Michael Young. Showed the players the ownership could care less about any of them....Young was the face of the team for more than a decade. Hamilton left, Kinsler left, Napoli left....and all you got in return was Fatman at 1B and an Odor on 2B. Everybody clever enough to get out of playing for this team is doing so....record number of "injuries." Injuries like...."We stink, can you please look at my shoulder?" Never seen a team sink so low....Mr. Ryan may have been one great pitcher; but, as an executive, he's a significant part of this team's decline.

    thundherr_westmojo12 hours ago
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    injury prone holland should be sent packing.

    he missed out on most of last year and now he is on the DL again.

    im very frustrated with him.

    ROSINBAG116 hours ago
    So good to have a contract. Better still not needing Obamacare. What has happened to real MLB players?
     
  15. BayouMafia

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    clutch K by Gallardo
     
  16. fucktx

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    beltre might be my favorite ranger ever tbh
     
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  17. BayouMafia

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    I'd definitely go gay for Beltre
     
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  18. a.tramp

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    hah, it rhymes
     
  19. BayouMafia

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    it's the slogan for the new generation of Ranger fan
     
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  20. bhrangerfan0809

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    Yeah but we have Stolmy Pimentel now so i don't even know why they're complaining
     
  21. bhrangerfan0809

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    Wandy Rodriguez had a strong outing for RR today. 5.0 IP, 1 H, 1 ER, 7 K.
     
  22. BayouMafia

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    Emily Jones, you - woof
     
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  24. fucktx

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  25. fucktx

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    1st place in the west rangers

    :smug:
     
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  26. BayouMafia

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    :feelsbadman:

    Can't help but feel like this game was pivotal to the season. Inches away from a walkoff grand slam and all of us in World of Beer would have gone nuts and people would be feeling pretty good about this thing, but instead we're hitting the doldrums we expected.
     
  27. fucktx

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    this team sucks
     
  28. BayouMafia

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    Prince is off to a pretty good start
     
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  29. fucktx

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    just wish he could hit for power more, but yeah i'll take him hitting .400
     
  30. fucktx

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    jesus christ
     
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  31. BayouMafia

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    I wish David Freese would die
     
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  32. dallasdawg

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    Peguero doesn't look half bad
     
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  33. Pokes

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    Guys we still suck
     
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  34. fucktx

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    Yeah. For whatever reason I like watching this team more than last year. I guess it's just lowered expectations.
     
  35. dump

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    Hey guys we lost another pitcher to TJ surgery!
     
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  36. fucktx

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    Bonilla wasn't shit though. He was just the player we got back for dumping face.
     
  37. Pokes

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    I'm worried we'll start losing posters to TJ surgery soon
     
  38. BMR

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    Yes
     
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  39. Pokes

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    Some assclown was yelling about the cardinals every time freese and pujols came to the plate last night
     
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  40. dump

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    wtx will be first
     
  41. * J Y *

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    guys I'm tommy john :<
     
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  42. Pokes

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    I'm going to the game with BMR tonight so there is zero chance that we win
     
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  43. jltperson

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    :laugh:
     
  44. BMR

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    I am the good luck

    I am the one who knocks
     
  45. jltperson

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    At leadoff tonight, we have a player who had an OBP under .300 in 417 plate appearances last year
     
  46. jltperson

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    Gallardo
    Lewis
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    Raunaudo sp?

    Is this the worst rotation in baseball?
     
  47. jltperson

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    I kinda like Martinez though

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    A man can dream
     
  48. dallasdawg

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    Yes
     
  49. jltperson

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    Best throw of choo's career?
     
  50. jltperson

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    :laugh: I like the attempt there by elvis