Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ...WTX...?!?!, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. fucktx

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    this is fine

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  3. al1

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    Vintage Tolleson getting 1 out and giving up 3 runs on 3 hits
     
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  4. fsugrad99

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    What is "win"?
     
  5. dump

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  6. dump

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    WE WON A SERIES!!!
     
  7. El_Pato

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    This game already fucking sucks

    Twice as bad with this asshole's windup
     
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    wow don't talk bad about Fighting Texas Aggie Daniel Mengden
     
  9. Pokes

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    Perez is fucking garbage
     
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  10. El_Pato

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    Fuck that guy
     
  11. fucktx

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  12. * J Y *

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    HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
     
  13. Pokes

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    I love that man
     
  14. Stagger Lee

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    :texassmug:
     
  15. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    Both of his were crushed
     
  16. fucktx

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    all we needed was a thread title change guys
     
  17. fsugrad99

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    Well that was needed
     
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  18. El_Pato

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    Gallo up
     
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  19. Pokes

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    Mitch needs to sit the rest of the year
     
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  20. BayouMafia

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    :popcorn:

    http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2016/07/rangers-call-up-joey-gallo.html
     
  21. fucktx

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    With gallo up now and the Rangers labeling Profar as their most untouchable player, it seems like the only possible trade candidate is a meddling middle or bottom of the rotation pitcher.
     
  22. dallasdawg

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    Gallo could also be up to show him off to other teams
     
  23. fucktx

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    Nah, everyone is saying he's replacing Mitch finally. Nothing to showcase 5 days from the deadline iyam
     
  24. dallasdawg

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    Lol at the lineup

    He's DHing
     
  25. fucktx

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    Only because Elvis is out tonight though. People seem to be convinced that Mitch is pretty much done for
     
  26. texasraider

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    Actually feel bad for Mitch. Hate seeing him have his worst year during a contract year. Seems like a really good dude
     
  27. * J Y *

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    Im with you. You know thats gotta get in your head.
     
  28. jltperson

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    Profar hitting a cool .188 in his last 67 PAs

    maybe we should pump the breaks on this

    He's going to be a good player, but he isn't Correa or Seager. Should not be "untouchable"
     
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  30. texasraider

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    Lucas Harrell is basically Nick Martinez with experience. The Alvarez kid strikes out a ton of people.

    Trading Demeritte seems like an overpay but I trust JD.
     
  31. fucktx

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    Demeritte wasn't going to be much of a real prospect ever, but Harrell sucks so whatever
     
  32. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Thanks for Alfonso Soriano
     
  33. fucktx

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    Literally Dan uggla
     
  34. dallasdawg

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    Harrell is much better than nick Martinez et al
     
  35. Soup

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    GTFO with Profar being untouchable.
     
  36. fucktx

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    Yeah he definitely is but he sucks still. It's like trading for Derek holland. He's been okay this year but that's just 5 starts
     
  37. dallasdawg

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    "Hey he's better than everything we've got for the 4th and 5th spot but fuck him" cmon man relax. It's not like we gave much up for him

    The reliever is good too
     
  38. dallasdawg

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    And I highly doubt that's the only move we make
     
  39. fucktx

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    I'm not upset about it all. Demeritte is going to be shit, so it's just one of those moves that won't matter too terribly much. I like the bullpen pitcher for sure. Harrell will basically just do what griffin does for us, which isn't terrible or anything. He's just not good.
     
  40. dallasdawg

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    Well we definitely need someone to take the 5th spot and he seems decent enough for that. It's a stop gap till we make another move and Colby gets back. Hell he may even push Perez and Griffin out of the rotation later
     
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  41. Soup

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    I'm more excited about the lefty relief pitcher.
     
  42. fucktx

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    Yep, all I want is the reliever
     
  43. fucktx

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  44. captbunch

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    Hey there. Thanks Cole. Mitch. And the offense.
     
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  45. texasraider

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  46. BayouMafia

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  47. dump

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    MITCH THE BITCH!!!!
     
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  48. BayouMafia

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    oh fuck yeah THE BITCH!!!

    :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy: :chatzy:
     
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  49. fucktx

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    god damn he rekt that ball
     
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    The best part is that he did it on Face's day :ohgosh: