Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. dump

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    Astros more like LASTros mirite guys
     
    #2801 dump, Aug 5, 2016
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  2. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #2802 fucktx, Aug 5, 2016
  3. dump

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    Steamengine more like jizzengine lmbo
     
    #2803 dump, Aug 5, 2016
  4. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    #2804 steamengine, Aug 5, 2016
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  5. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    But yeah we suck real bad right now.
     
    #2805 steamengine, Aug 5, 2016
  6. dump

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    #2806 dump, Aug 5, 2016
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  7. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Quality edit/burn
     
    #2807 steamengine, Aug 5, 2016
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  8. jltperson

    jltperson Making The Mainboard Great Again
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    Boom roasted
     
    #2808 jltperson, Aug 5, 2016
  9. texasraider

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    Ian Desmond sucks again :(
     
    #2809 texasraider, Aug 5, 2016
  10. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Always been streaky. Definitely in a shit spiral.
     
    #2810 fsugrad99, Aug 5, 2016
  11. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    win 1 game this series, play .500 ball the rest of the year, and the astros have to play 31-19 the rest of year to catch

    that's nice at least
     
    #2811 fucktx, Aug 5, 2016
  12. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Just left the game. My favorite ranger fan was the one sitting in front of me who watched the entire game on his phone.

    Once you give Oklahomans technology they won't put that shit away.
     
    #2812 steamengine, Aug 5, 2016
  13. BiMaleStripper

    BiMaleStripper Well-Known Member

    Will cost less in the winter
     
    #2813 BiMaleStripper, Aug 5, 2016
  14. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    Lol nice try attributing a Rangers fan to Oklahoma at Minute Maid. Little bit of a reach.

    I also just left the game and my favorite Astros fan was the short haired dyke looking woman who danced heavily to any song they played. I'm pretty sure she was from Louisiana just because.
     
    #2814 * J Y *, Aug 6, 2016
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  15. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    I just feel bad you both spent time in Houston
     
    #2815 Pokes, Aug 6, 2016
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  16. texasraider

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    Driving to Houston for a wedding today

    [​IMG]
     
    #2816 texasraider, Aug 6, 2016
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  17. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Lucroy

    :ohgosh:
     
    #2817 fucktx, Aug 6, 2016
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  18. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    I love him already :lovelove:
     
    #2818 Pokes, Aug 6, 2016
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  19. fucktx

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    Fuck Houston
     
    #2819 fucktx, Aug 6, 2016
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  20. BayouMafia

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    There's Dyson again
     
    #2820 BayouMafia, Aug 7, 2016
  21. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    fuck dyson

    tired of his bullshit
     
    #2821 fucktx, Aug 7, 2016
  22. dump

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    Only 3rd blown save of the season

    The offense fucked him this time
     
    #2822 dump, Aug 7, 2016
  23. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Oh hey, just claimed Houston's soul
     
    #2823 fsugrad99, Aug 7, 2016
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  24. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    So smug inside Minute Maid right now. So much shit talked
     
    #2824 * J Y *, Aug 7, 2016
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  25. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    what is the series record this year?
     
    #2825 Det. Frank Bullitt, Aug 7, 2016
  26. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    nvm 11-2. Still possible to tie 2013 at 17-2
     
    #2826 Det. Frank Bullitt, Aug 7, 2016
  27. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
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    Seattle is now ahead of Houston in the division
     
    #2827 captbunch, Aug 7, 2016
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  28. dump

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    we clinched our trophy too in this series

    :texassmug:
     
    #2828 dump, Aug 7, 2016
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  29. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    [​IMG]
     
    #2829 fucktx, Aug 7, 2016
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  30. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #2830 fucktx, Aug 7, 2016
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  31. dump

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    #2831 dump, Aug 7, 2016
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  32. dump

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    [​IMG]

     
    #2832 dump, Aug 7, 2016
  33. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #2833 fucktx, Aug 7, 2016
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  34. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    #2834 fsugrad99, Aug 7, 2016
  35. BayouMafia

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    man Elvis has been money with RISP
     
    #2835 BayouMafia, Aug 8, 2016
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  36. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    mmmm that double steal
     
    #2836 fucktx, Aug 8, 2016
  37. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Well, we seem to be the most annoyingly difficult team to beat in MLB

    Unless you're Oakland or Minnesota
     
    #2837 fsugrad99, Aug 8, 2016
  38. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    never beat colorado so that's tight
     
    #2838 fucktx, Aug 8, 2016
  39. dump

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    someone check on wtx because I think he just died

    PRINCE FIELDER IS GONE

    IT HAS HAPPENED
     
    #2839 dump, Aug 9, 2016
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  40. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
    #2840 fucktx, Aug 9, 2016
  41. dump

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    #2841 dump, Aug 9, 2016
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  42. jltperson

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    Feel bad for prince

    But good for the rangers
     
    #2842 jltperson, Aug 9, 2016
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  43. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    Holy shit that's sad for him but that couldn't be better for us
     
    #2843 * J Y *, Aug 9, 2016
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  44. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    Let's see how the $ plays out
     
    #2844 Det. Frank Bullitt, Aug 9, 2016
  45. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I feel so bad for him. Prince is good people :(

    But yeah, I'd put the probability of re-signing Desmond at 90 percent
     
    #2845 fsugrad99, Aug 9, 2016
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  46. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    At the very most they'll owe him 36 million
     
    #2846 fucktx, Aug 9, 2016
  47. BMR

    BMR Well-Known Member
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    Bye
     
    #2847 BMR, Aug 9, 2016
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  48. bRamonceTaylor

    bRamonceTaylor Well-Known Member
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    Kinda weird, I learned about Prince retiring from Wu Tang Finance:

    PRINCE FIELDER RETIRING YO. Career stats re Cecil/Prince father/son duo:

    Cecil: 319 HR, 1007 RBI, 827 OPS
    Prince: 319 HR, 1028 RBI, 887 OPS
     
    #2848 bRamonceTaylor, Aug 9, 2016
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  49. BayouMafia

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    #2849 BayouMafia, Aug 9, 2016
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  50. texasraider

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    :bananallama:
     
    #2850 texasraider, Aug 9, 2016
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