Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. Petito

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    just insane
     
  2. dallasdawg

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    Per year:

    $6 mil from Detroit
    $9 mil from Texas
    $9 mil from insurance
     
  3. Pokes

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    Stay hard, Prince
     
  4. fucktx

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    That comeback was awesome AF
     
  5. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    already settled and that simple? what a boon
     
  6. * J Y *

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    Holy shit that's a big break
     
  7. Line 4 Guy

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    Touching off mic tributes will always get a like from me.
     
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  8. dallasdawg

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    I guess so, that was the report from the ticket
     
  9. fucktx

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    never 4get

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. jltperson

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    Rua got sent down. Seems kind of weird
     
  11. fucktx

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    should have been that faggot deshields
     
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  12. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    Looks like we owe $36m per rovell
     
  13. fucktx

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    that's not bad at all compared to what we were going to owe him for no production
     
  14. jltperson

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    Jesus this is hard to listen to

    Feel as bad for Fielder as I possibly could for a guy who is about to get 72 million dollars to do nothing.
     
  15. texasraider

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    That was rough. Feel bad for the guy.
     
  16. dallasdawg

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    Didn't get to hear it but sounds like that's a good thing

    He tear up?
     
  17. texasraider

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    Yeah throughout.
     
  18. fucktx

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    on one hand it sucks for him but on the other he's getting paid 100 million to not do anything at all

    that sounds like a fucking sweet gig
     
  19. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    Largest dead money contract of all time.

    They should fire whichever firm/lawyer OK'ed that contract.

    How does the contract not contain language for such a situation?
     
  20. fsugrad99

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    Most powerful union in the world. Guaranteed money is guaranteed.
     
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  21. fucktx

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  22. dallasdawg

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    Uhhh baseball?
     
  23. dallasdawg

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    Fuck
     
  24. * J Y *

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    Man. That's an incredible picture. Feel really bad for prince
     
  25. El_Pato

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    Beltre da Gawd
     
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  26. fsugrad99

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    Won one for the big guy :)
     
  27. fucktx

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    poor rockies
     
  28. dallasdawg

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    I turned it off when we were up 3-1 and Diekman came in, and saw the alerts that he blew it as soon as I walked into my room to go to bed. seeing the final score waking up this am was a pleasant surprise
     
  29. dallasdawg

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    diekman got the win too :loldog:
     
  30. jltperson

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    Harrell is making me miss Holland
     
  31. fsugrad99

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    Pretty sure we're punting today to save for the weekend
     
  32. BoydCrowder

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    Those two at bats were pretty nice :bzzzz:
     
  33. fucktx

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    all these comebacks are so tight
     
  34. fsugrad99

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    Well that turned into a bit of a mess.

    Oh well, still first in America.
     
  35. Joe Withabee

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    This is fun
     
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  36. texasraider

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    Lucroy is such a great player
     
  37. fucktx

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    about to get rained out and not even matter though

    :feelsbadman:
     
  38. BayouMafia

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    not being greedy but holy shit at getting nothing out of that bases loaded no out situation
     
  39. BayouMafia

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    so, um, about that huge lead
     
  40. Soup

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    Extend Lucroy now
     
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  41. * J Y *

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  42. BayouMafia

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    Hell of a play by Choo and Lucroy
     
  43. fsugrad99

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    I have no idea how we're being out-hit 14-2 and we're only down 2-0
     
  44. * J Y *

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    :D

    Beltre!
     
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  45. fucktx

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    but choo is out for the season

    :(
     
  46. fsugrad99

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    Fuck Detwiler something fierce
     
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  47. * J Y *

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    Did you see that shit? Why the fuck didn't he get out of the way?
     
  48. fucktx

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    he never does. he always take the hbp. it's kinda been his thing his entire career
     
  49. * J Y *

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    I had a kid like that in little league but he literally couldn't swing the bat. He was the goat.