Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. * J Y *

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    Man Dyson got fucked with Moreland dropping that shit. This team. Everything flies in the face of reason for our playoff run
     
  2. * J Y *

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    Sickening. Fucking Bitch.
     
  3. * J Y *

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    Throw us a bone and baby we got a stew goin
     
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  4. fucktx

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    lmao
     
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  5. Pokes

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    Holy shit lmfaoooooo
     
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  6. * J Y *

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    HOLY SHIT HOW DO WE KEEP DOING THIS
     
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  7. * J Y *

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    God Odor is a boss
     
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  8. dallasdawg

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    So what happened because as soon as dyson blew it I turned it off
     
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  9. dump

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    We won
     
  10. Pokes

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    We didn't ever quit
     
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  11. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Never quit never quitting
     
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  12. fucktx

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    Rangermanship
     
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  13. Soup

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    K, BB, BB, BB, Beltran, IBB, HBP
     
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  14. fucktx

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  15. Soup

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    Lucroy has been as good of a trade as JD has ever made. That's saying a lot.
     
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  16. texasraider

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    Lucroy is a fucking badass
     
  17. fucktx

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    i know you're caught up in the moment but this isn't even remotely true lol

    i guess you forgot the mark texeira trade and the josh hamilton trades

    lucroy has a long fucking ways to be as value as those trades. like a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ways

    lucroy is great though
     
  18. El_Pato

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    That strikeout to end the top of the 7th for Darvish was electric
     
  19. Soup

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    His reaction was good to see.
     
  20. Soup

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    The prize of the Tex trade didn't even come to fruition. It was still a great trade but I don't feel the "awesomeness" of it has held up over time.
     
  21. fucktx

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    wat

    look at the combined WAR of feliz, harrison, and elvis with the rangers. lucroy will never amass that, ever.
     
  22. dump

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    Jonathan Lucroy is a sexy dreamboat

    tradercane
     
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  23. captbunch

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    Ok. How about Lucroy is the best trade for a big leaguer that Daniels has ever made.

    Maybe 1B with the cliff Lee trade being 1a
     
  24. Soup

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    Feliz, Harrison, Elvis, Salty combined 40.4 WAR with their time with the Rangers.

    Tex has been 30.4 away from Texas
     
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  25. fucktx

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    He would have never re-signed. He had like a year and a half left. You compare them specifically to that year and a half he had left on his contract.
     
  26. tradercane

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    He is a great player and I told you guys for months that he was the guy for you to get. Hopefully Lucroy and the Rangers can stop the cubs from winning the world series.
     
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  27. fsugrad99

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    I want Lucroy to be my father
     
  28. Soup

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    i did what you asked me to do.
     
  29. jltperson

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    The Cliff Lee trade got us to the World Series and the best player we gave up was Justin Smoak

    I love Lucroy, but lets not start sucking each others dicks yet
     
  30. Soup

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  31. jltperson

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    He pitched 24 innings in the ALCS and ALDS and gave up 2 runs.

    Thats 8 innings per game. 2 runs total.

    But sure, thats less valuable than what lucroy has done in 2 weeks with a 6.5 game lead.
     
  32. Soup

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    Don't get all butt hurt because i posted stats.

    You're right Nelly Cruz had zero to do with our run in the playoffs.
     
  33. jltperson

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    You have the worst fucking sports arguments.

    Cliff Lee won 2 games for us in a 5 game series in the ALDS and pitched absolute gems. We gave up basically nothing to get him in hindsight. Lucroy has been great for us in 2 weeks in August, and we have no idea how good the players we gave up for him will be.

    Saying that trade is better than the Lee trade at this point is extremely premature.
     
  34. Soup

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    No one said better. You have the worst reading comprehension ever.
     
  35. dump

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    He also had a lot to do with why we lost though
     
  36. Soup

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    Not in 2010
     
  37. jltperson

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    As good. Saying that trade is AS GOOD as the Lee trade is premature

    If Brinson becomes a perennial All-Star (which is possible) this trade might not look as good.

    Lucroy is great and has been carrying the team along with Beltran, Beltre, Hamels and Yu. I love the trade. But its early
     
  38. Soup

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    I also find it very convenient you want to tout Lee's postseason success yet leave out the World Series woes.
     
  39. jltperson

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    Well without him we very likely lose in the first round and don't make the world series that year. He had 3 gems, an OK start and a bad outing in the playoffs. Not bad, for a player we gave up Justin Smoak and Blake Beaven for.
     
  40. Soup

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    Why are we arguing?!?!?!
     
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  41. jltperson

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    That is a good question

    Didn't intend to bog down the thread
     
  42. fucktx

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    Dude, Matt Harrison, Elvis, and Feliz were so much more valuable than 2 weeks of Lucroy. Hamilton is one of the greatest rangers ever that we gave up virtually nothing for. Lucroy is cool but this argument is just weird and I don't know why it's happening.
     
  43. * J Y *

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    I thought we gave up Volquez for Hamilton straight up? We obviously got the better end of the deal but hasn't Volquez had a decent career? Actually asking.
     
  44. brolift

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    Pitched in the world series. Won a ring. Pretty decent.
     
  45. Soup

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    he's had a great year and a couple more solid years. a little above .500 pitcher.
     
  46. * J Y *

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    So what are everyone's expectations for the season now? I just feel really uneasy about our 3rd starter and our closer situation.
     
  47. fucktx

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    One of hamiltons seasons was better than Volquez has been his entire career.
     
  48. * J Y *

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    Like I said, we got the better end of the deal, but for what the trade was based on at the time I'd say Volquez panned out.
     
  49. Soup

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    hopefully Colby comes back healthy and as good as he was earlier this season. I've given up hope on Holland this season. If we have Yu, Cole, Cobra clicking come playoffs we should be really tough to beat. That being said, we have to make the playoffs first.
     
  50. dump

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    wtx is getting pretty upset about people pimping up Lucroy