Texts from Bennett

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by knightjustice, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews New Member


    "These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet."

  2. jplaYa


  3. jplaYa


  4. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Maaaan, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!!

    Lost at the Illuminati one
  5. TC

    TC Cock-Slinging God

    Thread will get more action if you change the title to Texts from Cole Westbrook
  6. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin The purest of hebrews

    Why the fuck does that guy have 135 unchecked text messages?
  7. kentucky_dawg

    kentucky_dawg Fan of: Georgia :\

    why does this guy have so many new messages?


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  8. PAHokieinRVA

    PAHokieinRVA #BAP #LaceUp

  9. kentucky_dawg

    kentucky_dawg Fan of: Georgia :\

  10. Manny

    Manny I love lamp.

  11. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Bama, Southern Miss, Barves

  12. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews New Member

    Is anyone surprised that he looks like this?

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  13. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin The purest of hebrews

  14. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller New Member

    That is wonderful. I look forward to hearing more from Bennett
  15. BamaPhanatik

    BamaPhanatik New Member

    i want to believe that to be real so badly...
    ndamem2000 and Craig Pettis like this.
  16. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE

    I just don't know what to think yet, but you have my attention thread..
  17. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one

  18. PAHokieinRVA

    PAHokieinRVA #BAP #LaceUp

    Read all of them, amazing stuff.
  19. RGClemson05

    RGClemson05 New Member

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  20. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone Expert on experts

  21. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE

    last one sold me..Bennegtt the G is silent
    Show Spoiler
    like lasanya
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  22. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin The purest of hebrews

    lol at the Lil waynes lyric being because lasagna doesnt make noise when you eat it.
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  23. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach

    Someone is angling for a sitcom that lasts 3 episodes. Is Shatner available to play Bennett?
    Kirk Fogg likes this.
  24. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.

    I'm sitting here doing group work while doing the trying not to laugh crack up laugh.
  25. kennypowers

    kennypowers Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

    I was good until HUSTLA DA RABBIT in all caps.
  26. 34

    34 hug it out


    Duvel, righty, kcutb and 2 others like this.
  27. Mix

    Mix Internet Hundredaire Staff Member

    hahahaha im dying
  28. RO

    RO Half the Man StinkeePinkee is, literally.

    This is my favorite, unbelievably funny.
  29. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer New Member

    more please for those who are firewalled at work
  30. AUB

    AUB Now we got bad blood, breh

    funny but they've gotta be fake
  31. kentucky_dawg

    kentucky_dawg Fan of: Georgia :\

  32. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer New Member

    dont you ruin this for me
  33. UA412

    UA412 New Member Staff Member

    A good bit of it is believable. And then you get this shit

  34. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here

    there's a movie script in this
  35. kslim

    kslim EMAW

    is that a tracfone? dudes balling out of control
  36. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks

    These guys are probably 30 year olds from the north east. One of my best friends lives in Boston, has a $150k a year job, and has a Phd from Tufts. His emails and txt are like this all the time.
  37. AUB

    AUB Now we got bad blood, breh

    Yeah a retarded wigger is not going to know who van gogh is, and if he was smart enough to know, I doubt he would relate a painter who has been dead for over a century to a movie actor just because his name is vince.

    Trying too hard for sake of popularity of the web site was a dead giveaway
  38. Odds ColeWestbrook knows who Van Gogh is?
  39. tandin

    tandin finally turned 14

    dying laughing in my office
  40. BMR

    BMR Buddy 4 Hugs

    "The sex symbol himself. Don’t let him fool you. That is a laser tag gun my Aunt Lillian bought him for his birthday."

  41. BearlyHere

    BearlyHere Is this thing on?

    This is what I imagine pearl 's text inbox looks like
  42. 3NolesFan3

    3NolesFan3 You're probably a cunt

    I think seeing him in person would be my breaking point in life where I officially snap and go on a rampage killing wiggers across America.
  43. 3NolesFan3

    3NolesFan3 You're probably a cunt

    I mean God fucking damn it.
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  44. triceratops

    triceratops Tribe Of Dan Staff Member

    faker than a prada sunglasses bought in-front of the washington monumement
  45. Miguel Sanchez

    Miguel Sanchez As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists...

    Total fake and a painfully unfunny try-hard. On a completely unrelated note, I am now going to read a gubber thread and wet myself.
  46. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet

    This nigga ain't real, he faker than plies' accent
  47. Keywan1472

    Keywan1472 Muhfuggas wanna fine mi

    i aint even knooo plies had an axcent
  48. Taques

    Taques A E S T H E T I C Staff Member

    man fuck you
  49. soulfly

    soulfly New Member

    rockwilder got the first laugh out of me.

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