The Taylor Swift IS Hot Thread 2.0

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  1. H/T

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    :moar::lovelove:

    If I ever had the chance to sex up Taylor Swift I'd probably just put my dick in her pussy and let it sit there for a while.

    That way I can not only cherish the moment, let's me last longer than the 27 and 1/3 seconds I'd last otherwise.
    :usasmug:
     
    #151 H/T, Jun 10, 2015
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  2. Futureman

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    You must be a youngin. Women's sex drives peak in their early thirties. Plus by that time they are actually a good lay and not some insecure girl who are only in it for themselves.
     
    #152 Futureman, Jun 10, 2015
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  3. HotMic

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    SOMEBODY TELL MY WIFE THAT HEYYYYYYOOOOOO

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    #153 HotMic, Jun 10, 2015
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  4. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Actually, women don't hit their sexual peaks until their 30's. :themoreyouknow:
     
    #154 Fuzzy Zoeller, Jun 10, 2015
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  5. Sterling A

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    #155 Sterling A, Jun 10, 2015
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  6. Futureman

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    #156 Futureman, Jun 10, 2015
  7. AIP

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    she seems pretty horny to me.......... :awesomeface:
     
    #157 AIP, Jun 10, 2015
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  8. Sterling A

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    #158 Sterling A, Jun 11, 2015
  9. NilesIrish

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    That's not a motorized vehicle, why the hell is he not behind her?
     
    #159 NilesIrish, Jun 11, 2015
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  10. blind dog

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    #160 blind dog, Jun 11, 2015
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  11. dump

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    Because he is a bitch
     
    #161 dump, Jun 11, 2015
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  12. IanBoyd

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    #162 IanBoyd, Jun 14, 2015
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  13. Moxin24

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    I can't compete with that
     
    #163 Moxin24, Jun 14, 2015
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  14. ButchCassidy

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    Oops, wrong thread.
     
    #164 ButchCassidy, Jun 14, 2015
  15. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    Hmmm...I'm thinking a Mormon girl might be more your speed...

    Let it soak in a bit.
     
    #165 ramszoolander, Jun 15, 2015
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  16. Sterling A

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    #166 Sterling A, Jun 15, 2015
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  17. Barves2125

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    #167 Barves2125, Jun 17, 2015
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  18. Sterling A

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    #168 Sterling A, Jun 22, 2015
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  19. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    Should spend less time whining about Apple Music and more time sucking my dick.
     
    #169 Bulworth, Jun 22, 2015
  20. blind dog

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    This sounds like something I'd expect to read in the comments
     
    #170 blind dog, Jun 22, 2015
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  21. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    "Whining," really? She made a great point and because she did so musicians will now be paid fairly by the world's most highly valued company. Sure, she complained but I think the term 'whining' should be reserved for meaningless shit and not something for the good of her peers.

    Okay, back to the real/fake tits discussion.
     
    #171 Barves2125, Jun 22, 2015
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  22. TLAU

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    All in a 2 minute span in the Mckayla, Paulina, and this thread.

     
    #172 TLAU, Jun 22, 2015
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  23. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?


    So then you fell for the "it's not about the artists, it's about the writers, producers, studio help" story? lol, it's always about the artists.
     
    #173 Bulworth, Jun 22, 2015
  24. HatterasJack

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    Not in here, boys. Not. in. here.
     
    #174 HatterasJack, Jun 22, 2015
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  25. afb

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    It's good for her to stand up but she is also anti-streaming music. So she's quite the hypocrite about it.
     
    #175 afb, Jun 22, 2015
  26. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i don't care about any of that bullshit

    stahp
     
    #176 skiedfrillet, Jun 22, 2015
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  27. dump

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    me not being able to listen to T-Swift on Spotify ruins my day every single time
     
    #177 dump, Jun 22, 2015
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  28. Sterling A

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    #178 Sterling A, Jun 24, 2015
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  29. Open Carry

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    Don't care if this has been posted. She's so hot in this video.

     
    #179 Open Carry, Jun 24, 2015
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  30. kslim

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    Wtf?
     
    #180 kslim, Jun 24, 2015
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  31. HatterasJack

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    Just your standard 10 handed HJ with smiles all around :idk:
     
    #181 HatterasJack, Jun 24, 2015
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  32. kslim

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    i want his life
     
    #182 kslim, Jun 24, 2015
  33. OHW

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    If you want a weird virgin to jerk you off, let me introduce you to EdmondDantes.
     
    #183 OHW, Jun 24, 2015
  34. kslim

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    pffft his mom makes me spaghetti with sex weekly.
     
    #184 kslim, Jun 24, 2015
  35. TheoB

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    #185 TheoB, Jun 27, 2015
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  36. TheChatch

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    That is a fucking thoroughbred oh my gawd
     
    #186 TheChatch, Jun 27, 2015
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  37. TheoB

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    Legs are just smoking...oof

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    #187 TheoB, Jun 27, 2015
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  38. paulski

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    I can only like that last post once? That seems pretty unfair.
     
    #188 paulski, Jun 28, 2015
  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    A+ gams.
     
    #189 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, Jun 28, 2015
  40. PhupaPhever

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  41. The Banks

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    gif got the like
     
    #191 The Banks, Jun 28, 2015
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  42. DuckD

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    God dammit I hate high waisted clothing.
     
    #192 DuckD, Jun 29, 2015
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  43. DuckD

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    Fuck me. Those legs need... nay, DESERVE... to be wrapped around my head.
     
    #193 DuckD, Jun 29, 2015
  44. The_QCT

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    #194 The_QCT, Jul 4, 2015
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  45. paulski

    paulski Well-Known Member

    Godammit, she's put the belly button away again... :tebow:
     
    #195 paulski, Jul 4, 2015
  46. Sterling A

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    #196 Sterling A, Jul 9, 2015
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  47. Truman

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    She's getting hotter and hotter and just gave 50k to a fan for cancer treatment.

    She's just shooting up the rankings.
     
    #197 Truman, Jul 9, 2015
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  48. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    When the time comes, she's going to be a cougar that puts most 20-somethings to fucking shame
     
    #198 Bulworth, Jul 9, 2015
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  49. Sterling A

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    #199 Sterling A, Jul 10, 2015
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  50. NilesIrish

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    Right knee looks like the gopher's face from caddyshack. 2/10 WNB.
     
    #200 NilesIrish, Jul 10, 2015
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