The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  2. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    So buying your kid a Mercedes to stay sober didn't work?
     
  3. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I haven't quite stopped laughing yet but we're moving into sad territory
     
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  4. Jax Teller

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    What the fuck is a gas pipe store and what do you buy there for 1k?
     
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Pipes for gas. Duh
     
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  6. killerwvu

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    I'm pretty excited for the 30 for 30 in 2 years
     
  7. Tony Ray Bans

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    Popular chain of head shops in Dallas. Probably bought himself some SWEET bong bruh
     
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  8. WillySaliba

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    In order to not kill this thread and associated potential, this 30/30 is planned at least 5+ years out. It's too good to make up, no need for you to cut off three years of entertainment.
     
  9. killerwvu

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    :yaoface: at him making it another 5 years
     
  10. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    I hate to say it and I really don't like the guy, but I'm kinda jealous. If you're going to go out in a blaze of glory, this is the way to do it.
     
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  11. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Well there goes my whole parenting strategy
     
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  12. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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  13. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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  14. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Slow ass bitch
     
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  15. Truman

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    That's a really weird way to hold a bottle.
     
  16. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    That shit was from a party like two months ago. Dan Kaplans friends a goddamn liar .
     
  17. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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  18. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Jesus, I said something to him on Twitter and now he is getting all defensive with me.
     
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  19. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Just noticed his actual name is David. Still going to call him Dan.
     
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  20. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    What's her insta name?
     
  21. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Don't worry, he sucks.
     
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  22. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    I was more intrigued by the giant blue terrycloth bathrobe, outside, during the day, in Las Vegas, in June. Guy obviously gives no fucks.
     
  23. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    You are blocked from following @thekapman and viewing @thekapman's Tweets. Learn more
     
  24. Baron

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    Lol what a loser
     
  25. Truman

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    local sports radio personalities are universally bad, but I feel like Chicago's are extra bad/sensitive.
     
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  26. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  27. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    He's getting shitty with me now too
     
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  28. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    so you're a fan then?
     
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  29. Truman

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    Good one devine!
     
  30. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Why are you so mad about a little sensitive joke?
     
  31. Truman

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    Why do you always think Im mad? That's on you, friend.
     
  32. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    You wear your sensitive emotions on your sleeve, truman
     
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  33. Truman

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    You look for things that aren't there, devine

    also, Im not wearing sleeves at the moment. haha. dummy
     
  34. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Good one Truman!
     
  35. Truman

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  36. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    lol

    This is where you get really weird, Truman
     
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  37. Mr. Bean

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    Is mike north still on the radio? He's a clown of the highest order. Ridiculously corny on Twitter too
     
  38. CraigAnne Conway

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    Pittsburgh has Mark Madden
    Cincinnati has Lance McAllister
    Cleveland has about 15
    Columbus doesn't really have too many bad ones now that the Torg is gone
     
  39. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    It's hard to imagine bigger idiots than the ones on WEEI.
     
  40. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about, Massnole
     
  41. kslim

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    Could be wrong but he just tweeted his phone number
     
  42. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    pres claiming that isn't his number
     
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  43. CTownND

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  44. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    Prob a sick ass volcano brah
     
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  45. Bert Handsome

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    He is but it isn't local. And it might be internet radio. He really was the worst.
     
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  46. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Still team Johnny :ohdear:
     
  47. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  48. Jax Teller

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    That's not him, no way.
     
  49. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Manziel sighting....in a Browns jersey.

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    probably ‏@notdannn 3h3 hours ago
    told me Josh Gordon is also on the plane and that they smelt so strongly of weed that passengers were looking at each other/laughing
     
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  50. CTownND

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    En route to Cabo per Twitter

    Sure nothing will go wrong there
     
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