The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    lololololol

    Is there a bigger fuckboy move than being a NFL player and wearing your own jersey in public?
     
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  2. dallasdawg

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    That's josh Gordon's jersey.......
     
  3. kslim

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    adults wearing jerseys in general?
     
  4. CraigAnne Conway

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    oh.
    oops
     
  5. NWestGator

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    Using the word "fuckboy" is up there
     
  6. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    could be worse


    could be "fuckboi"
     
  7. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    fuccboii
     
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  8. CraigAnne Conway

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    lol look at this hot take.
     
  9. Gambler

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    Probably going there to do some circumcisions.
     
  10. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Holy fuck that is one lenient judge letting him leave the country while on pretrial probation.
     
  11. Boom TittyMilk

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    Probably just hoping he fucks up down there and washes his hands of him.

    Although johnny would probably have to pay to be kidnapped right now.
     
  12. Petito

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    Giving him the OJ treatment. Where's he gonna go? Everyone recognizes him
     
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  13. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Well this was the same genius judge who didn't put an alcohol restriction on a clear alcoholic, who admitted that he was drinking prior to the alleged crime.
     
  14. Boom TittyMilk

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    Can't have the young man dying from withdrawals before the trial.
     
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  15. UncleJesse

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    o shit, waddup!?
     
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  16. CraigAnne Conway

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    Him and QB1 are just going to Mexico to get some special stem-cell spine treatment to cure his alcoholic paralysis
     
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  17. southlick

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  18. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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  19. Truman

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  20. CTownND

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    "Just Wait on This Comeback" = "I'm Going to Continue Destroying My Body For the Foreseeable Future"
     
  21. Truman

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    I can't wait to start my diet.... tomorrow!
     
  22. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    How is that funny Truman?
     
  23. Jax Teller

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    How much did he make in his two years in the league? He's got to run out of it soon.
     
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  24. Joe_Pesci

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    :laugh: what an asshole
     
  25. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Yeah, this isn't stopping until he's out of money and even then it's questionable.
     
  26. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    he was already rich as fuck
     
  27. Jax Teller

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    I'm assuming his family has cut him off. And didn't people say they aren't that rich?
     
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  28. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Are we talking Warren Buffet money or ShockLinwood money?
     
  29. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Between endorsements and his contract Id guess 10M-ish?

    At the rate hes going it wont last another year, but it may last the rest of his life.
     
  30. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Not where I'd choose to go live out my final days, but I've never been a big Cabo guy.
     
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  31. steamengine

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    Bigger than that. East Texas cock fighting ring family money.
     
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  32. CraigAnne Conway

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    Now instead of people laughing at him because he's Johnny Manziel, everyone is going to be laughing at him for wearing a Browns jersey in public
     
  33. Mitch Cumstein

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    I haven't been since 2000, but it was great for golf. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
     
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  34. steamengine

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    Golf and fishing are excellent. It's just a little resorty to my taste, and lacks beaches.
     
  35. JohnnyChimpo

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    How good is the crack?
     
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  36. dallasdawg

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    they are definitely rich and a lot of times the kids already have at least some of the money
     
  37. Mitch Cumstein

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    Top ten
     
  38. SuperCam

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    I could see Manzeil making appearances at frat houses that still think he's a celebrity to get fucked up with like some early 2000s rapper
     
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  39. UncleJesse

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    I could see the weirdos at A&M just forking over wads of cash for an appearance by him. He could probably live a pretty comfortable life or buy a lot of drugs just by doing that.
     
  40. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    if you're telling me you wouldn't attend sig ep's 4th of july jamboree featuring johnny manziel and fabolous then this is me calling you a liar
     
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  41. BayouMafia

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    good god though can you imagine how many "you were supposed to be a role model and you let my grandson down" speeches he'd get from the Faithful Ags?
     
  42. Houndster

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    I'd like to party with Johnny. I bet he gets some fire bud.
     
  43. Bruce Bowen

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    Straight gas brah
     
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  44. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    Why would you need good beaches if great golf and fishing are available?
     
  45. steamengine

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    Long walks at sunset?
     
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  46. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    If he really cared about beaches, he'd be vacationing in Alabama anyway.
     
  47. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    Nah.
     
  48. undrtow

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    Of course
     
  49. IHHH

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    That looks like a place where i would want to get fucked up but with a certain discipline so that i could take a few memories home