**The Official Thread of Yur Texas Rangers"

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  1. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

    PCA turns out some weird dudes
  2. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

  3. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas

    Kaime O'teter

    im only moderately good at the internet.

    I haven't bothered to try the other girl.

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  4. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Staff Member

    shiiiiiiiit
  5. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Staff Member

    seems like a pretty quirky school
  6. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

  7. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas

    looks almost like a fitness model. lots of pics as a stars ice girl. linkedin profile online too (she is a cart girl too right now FWIW)

    this picture could be at cowboys tryout....???

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  8. dumpbutt

    dumpbutt The Chief

    Feliz out until the ASB
  9. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

    She should just go into stripping.
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  10. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia triple beam lyrical dream

    :rain:
  11. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    Where'd you see that at? If you're being serious then they'll be getting a pitcher soon. I've heard Josh Beckett is a name to keep in mind, BTW. :blech:
  12. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Staff Member

    fuck

    fuck
  13. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    It'll be a guy like him or Oswalt unless they go all in on a TORP like Hamels.
  14. dumpbutt

    dumpbutt The Chief

    FWST guys
  15. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    Here's her mom. Probably what she'll look like when she gets older.

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  16. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    Well..
  17. dumpbutt

    dumpbutt The Chief

    I'm on mobile so I cant link tweets
  18. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    Rangers pitcher Neftali Feliz could be sidelined until the All-Star break with inflammation in his elbow. Rangers assistant general manager Thad Levine said Feliz will not throw for four weeks. Then he will begin a throwing program to rebuild arm strength. That will likely take him to the All-Star Break and beyond. Feliz first notified the Rangers of his shoulder discomfort after Saturday’s start against the Astros. Feliz said an MRI on Monday showed no tear in the elbow but just inflammation.
  19. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

    No doubt her mom used to be a stripper in a town like Galveston
  20. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

  21. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    Wonder what it would take to get Youk and Beckett from Boston?

    Probably not much. Heard rumors on both of them coming to the Rangers.
  22. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

  23. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Staff Member

    I'll take them for the ball boy, John Rhadigan, and Michael Young's fielding glove
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  24. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

    Tree hugger
  25. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    Liddy Bisanz is the hot one's name. She dated Stephen McGee, supposedly. :blowup:
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  26. dumpbutt

    dumpbutt The Chief

    Gig 'em
  27. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    Fuck you
  28. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

    Oh wow nm then

    Stephen McGee is an enormous faggot. I know plenty of Aggies that would agree with me. Guy sucks as a person.
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  29. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

    Team fitness stripper
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  30. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

  31. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Staff Member

    seems like it worked out for him

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  32. dumpbutt

    dumpbutt The Chief

  33. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

    He's like the Blake Gideon of QBs with how he would celebrate marginally good plays.
  34. dumpbutt

    dumpbutt The Chief

    You are the Blake Gideon of posting
  35. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

  36. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

    AWW YEAH MOTHER FUCKER YOU JUST TACKLED ME FOR A 2 YARD GAIN
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  37. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    :drdump:
  38. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 Still not too old for this shit

    At least Thor has some nice fake tittays
  39. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    That other bitch went from an 8 or 9 in my book to about a 3 or 4. Sad.
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  40. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

    She's all you dump
  41. dumpbutt

    dumpbutt The Chief

    Loser
  42. dumpbutt

    dumpbutt The Chief

    Aren't they all though
  43. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Staff Member

    [​IMG]
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  44. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    I wonder if her number is anywhere on the internet. I'll check it out.

    :doitfaggot:
  45. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

  46. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Staff Member

    10 mutual friends eh
  47. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    Here's her agents numbers.

    Say you want to hire her. :smug:

    310) 561-2688
    (972) 938-2433
  48. jltman

    jltman Sooners, Rangers, Cowboys, Stars

    ill take troll face over the other one
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  49. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death Staff Member

    Is Bayou going to make it to the end of the game tonight? :old:
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  50. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    Busby filling in for Barnett tonight.

    Lots of cookie talk tonight!
  51. i wanna die

    i wanna die i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    FUCK it's a UCL problem with Feliz.

    UCL problems is what cause Tommy John.

    FUCK FUCK FUCK
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