The Pop-Tart Tragedy

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by knightjustice, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Well-Known Member Donor

    gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.

    he dus.

    den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

    gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3

    gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

    boi runs ova 2 her.

    she ded </333333333

    boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"

    he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

    *** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM***

    The dramatic reading is even better: http://audioboo.fm/boos/490888-the-pop-tart-tragedy
     
    i am a bammer, racer, 34 and 3 others like this.
  2. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise just a messy bitch who loves drama Donor

    hahahhahahahaha what the fuck
     
  3. Emma

    Emma U-rah-rah Wisconsin

    lolwut
     
  4. Wu

    Wu Bruh crackin' TMB OG

    UCF, control your drunkards
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci Taiwan #1

    dramatic reading of "low blood suga" was good
     
  6. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise just a messy bitch who loves drama Donor

    the dude's whole library of dramatic readings are great
     
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  7. wolfpck

    wolfpck haters gonna hate Donor

    dramatic reading was fucking awesome
     
  8. Tyler's Kids

    Tyler's Kids Guest

    inside that diamond ring poptart was albert einstein
     
  9. MANPOW

    MANPOW Junkyard Dog Donor TMB OG

  10. Juke Coolengody

    Juke Coolengody One name. Two men?

    MOOT THE GRIFFINS had me crying
     
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  11. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    Amazing.
     
  12. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Well-Known Member Donor

    So none of you cry everytim you read dis?

    Apparently we're dealing with a bunch a of badasses here,
     
  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Use a banana as a telephone

    No but I do cry everytime I a lick it
     
  14. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself Donor

    amazing
     
  15. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Well-Known Member Donor

  16. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. Donor

    Lololololololololol
     
  17. 95mista

    95mista Club Starbucks Gold Card

    moot the griffins was great. others not so much.
     
  18. broXcore

    broXcore ohhhhh, nacer nacer chadli Donor

    BUT WHO WAS PHONE
     
  19. The Best Alive

    The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    thz haz ben 1 of da mst swetast strys i haz evr hert in ma lyfe.
     
  20. BMR

    BMR Buddy 4 Hugs Donor

    Wow.
     
  21. GuyOnA_Buffalo

    GuyOnA_Buffalo Orphans, Cougars & What Not Donor

  22. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Use a banana as a telephone

    I say fuck you Jobu
     
  23. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go

    This guy is awesome :laugh:
     
  24. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks. Donor

     
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  25. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Well-Known Member Donor

    Excellent.
     

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