The Pop-Tart Tragedy

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by knightjustice, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.

    he dus.

    den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

    gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3

    gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

    boi runs ova 2 her.

    she ded </333333333

    boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"

    he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

    *** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM***

    The dramatic reading is even better: http://audioboo.fm/boos/490888-the-pop-tart-tragedy
  2. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise science

    hahahhahahahaha what the fuck
  3. Bo Ryan

    Bo Ryan Head Coach of Wisconsin Men's Basketball, Bo Ryan

  4. 514

    514 Bing Bong (514)

    UCF, control your drunkards
  5. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci Ducks, Cowboys, Blazers

    dramatic reading of "low blood suga" was good
  6. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise science

    the dude's whole library of dramatic readings are great
    Iron Mickey likes this.
  7. wolfpck

    wolfpck haters gonna hate

    dramatic reading was fucking awesome
  8. Tyler's Kids

    Tyler's Kids Guest

    inside that diamond ring poptart was albert einstein
  9. MANPOW

    MANPOW #AUTO/3HUNNA

  10. Juke Coolengody

    Juke Coolengody One name. Two men?

    MOOT THE GRIFFINS had me crying
    racer likes this.
  11. Pelican

    Pelican Jack Lyner's grandson Staff Member

  12. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    So none of you cry everytim you read dis?

    Apparently we're dealing with a bunch a of badasses here,
  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Cowabunga, motherfuckers

    No but I do cry everytime I a lick it
  14. Arkadin

    Arkadin Meatball's Best Friend

  15. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

  16. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I am the man with no name.

    Lololololololololol
  17. 95mista

    95mista Club Starbucks Gold Card

    moot the griffins was great. others not so much.
  18. broXcore

    broXcore headphone bleed make the shit sound real

    BUT WHO WAS PHONE
  19. The Best Alive

    The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    thz haz ben 1 of da mst swetast strys i haz evr hert in ma lyfe.
  20. BMR

    BMR I'm like Jessie in this bitch, I'm so excited.

  21. GuyOnA_Buffalo

    GuyOnA_Buffalo Orphans, Cougars & What Not

  22. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Cowabunga, motherfuckers

    I say fuck you Jobu
  23. Pokes

    Pokes In a relationship with Melanie S.

    This guy is awesome :laugh:
  24. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

    Pelican likes this.
  25. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    Excellent.
  26. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes [Callahan's Ugly Stepchild] Staff Member

    bump
    Llama likes this.
  27. OHW

    OHW HELLO

    lik dis as we gon on we remember as our lives change from whatever we will still be bffs forever
    EdmondDantes and StormHawk like this.
  28. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

    U styll be mah favritt stry iz eva redd
  29. dblplay1224

    dblplay1224 Sprinkles

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