The Pop-Tart Tragedy

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by knightjustice, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.

    he dus.

    den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

    gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3

    gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

    boi runs ova 2 her.

    she ded </333333333

    boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"

    he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

    *** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM***

    The dramatic reading is even better: http://audioboo.fm/boos/490888-the-pop-tart-tragedy
  2. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise mitch caught a body bout a week ago

    hahahhahahahaha what the fuck
  3. Bo Ryan

    Bo Ryan Wisco

  4. 514

    514 The Wu abides; Genesis 1:14

    UCF, control your drunkards
  5. dramatic reading of "low blood suga" was good
  6. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise mitch caught a body bout a week ago

    the dude's whole library of dramatic readings are great
    Iron Mickey likes this.
  7. wolfpck

    wolfpck haters gonna hate

    dramatic reading was fucking awesome
  8. Tyler's Kids

    Tyler's Kids Guest

    inside that diamond ring poptart was albert einstein
  9. MANPOW

    MANPOW #AUTO/3HUNNA

  10. Juke Coolengody

    Juke Coolengody One name. Two men?

    MOOT THE GRIFFINS had me crying
    racer likes this.
  11. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh

  12. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    So none of you cry everytim you read dis?

    Apparently we're dealing with a bunch a of badasses here,
  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby You black? I'm Ashton Kutcher

    No but I do cry everytime I a lick it
  14. Arkadin

    Arkadin I didn't know pizza places made motors.

  15. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

  16. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I am the man with no name.

    Lololololololololol
  17. 95mista

    95mista Club Starbucks Gold Card

    moot the griffins was great. others not so much.
  18. broXcore

    broXcore a car full of emaw, and everybody certified

    BUT WHO WAS PHONE
  19. The Best Alive

    The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    thz haz ben 1 of da mst swetast strys i haz evr hert in ma lyfe.
  20. BMR

    BMR I'm like Jessie in this bitch, I'm so excited.

  21. GuyOnA_Buffalo

    GuyOnA_Buffalo Orphans, Cougars & What Not

  22. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby You black? I'm Ashton Kutcher

    I say fuck you Jobu
  23. Pokes

    Pokes In a relationship with Melanie S.

    This guy is awesome :laugh:
  24. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

    Pelican likes this.
  25. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    Excellent.
  26. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life haha

    bump
    Llama likes this.
  27. OHW

    OHW love take me down to the streets

    lik dis as we gon on we remember as our lives change from whatever we will still be bffs forever
    EdmondDantes and StormHawk like this.
  28. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

    U styll be mah favritt stry iz eva redd
  29. Pop Tart

    Pop Tart Sprinkles

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