The Pop-Tart Tragedy

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by knightjustice, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews New Member

    gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.

    he dus.

    den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

    gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3

    gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

    boi runs ova 2 her.

    she ded </333333333

    boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"

    he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

    *** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM***

    The dramatic reading is even better: http://audioboo.fm/boos/490888-the-pop-tart-tragedy
    i am a bammer, racer, 34 and 3 others like this.
  2. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise a rich white motherfucker with a coke problem

    hahahhahahahaha what the fuck
  3. Emma

    Emma On Wisconsin

    lolwut
  4. 514

    514 Boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks.

    UCF, control your drunkards
  5. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci Staff Member

    dramatic reading of "low blood suga" was good
  6. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise a rich white motherfucker with a coke problem

    the dude's whole library of dramatic readings are great
    Iron Mickey likes this.
  7. wolfpck

    wolfpck haters gonna hate

    dramatic reading was fucking awesome
  8. Tyler's Kids

    Tyler's Kids Guest

    inside that diamond ring poptart was albert einstein
  9. MANPOW

    MANPOW Junkyard Dog

  10. Juke Coolengody

    Juke Coolengody One name. Two men?

    MOOT THE GRIFFINS had me crying
    racer likes this.
  11. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh Staff Member

  12. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews New Member

    So none of you cry everytim you read dis?

    Apparently we're dealing with a bunch a of badasses here,
  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Homo much?

    No but I do cry everytime I a lick it
  14. Arkadin

    Arkadin Tony The Peanut Man

  15. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews New Member

  16. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

    Lololololololololol
  17. 95mista

    95mista Club Starbucks Gold Card

    moot the griffins was great. others not so much.
  18. broXcore

    broXcore when i die, bury me inside the emaw store

    BUT WHO WAS PHONE
  19. The Best Alive

    The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    thz haz ben 1 of da mst swetast strys i haz evr hert in ma lyfe.
  20. BMR

    BMR Buddy 4 Hugs

  21. GuyOnA_Buffalo

    GuyOnA_Buffalo Orphans, Cougars & What Not

  22. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Homo much?

    I say fuck you Jobu
  23. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go

    This guy is awesome :laugh:
  24. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

    Pelican likes this.
  25. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews New Member

    Excellent.

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