The Stoke City Thread: Come see the most magical Dwarf in all the world!!!

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by DelapThrows, Aug 28, 2011.

  1. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
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    Fallen flat on pursuit of Affelay, Shaqiri, Konoplyanka, Sergi Roberto, and now probably Yarmolenko.

    Sold off our 2 best players.

    Will finish with more points this season than last.
     
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  2. Heavy Mental

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    I'm a west ham fan. I have a bet with some potter friends with fairly serious stakes that we will finish higher in the table than you. By default that means I will make my presence felt in this thread to exchange in witty banter and high grade puns.
     
  3. DelapThrows

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    You will not finish higher, so there.
     
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  4. Heavy Mental

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    That's the wit I came here to see
     
  5. DelapThrows

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    Update from the last sad post. Got both Affelay and Shaqiri.

    Shawcross out for 3 months (back surgery).

    Cameron and Muniesa will need to stay healthy. We aren't deep at CB.
     
  6. DelapThrows

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    Coming back for the 2nd consecutive week running Bojan as the False-9.

    Over 400 minutes since we have conceded in the PL (starting with Shawcross's return)
     
  7. DelapThrows

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    good luck today

    psyche!
     
  8. Heavy Mental

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    Good match, both teams had their chances. I think the result accurately reflects the performance of the teams.

    My buddy and I put a bet each on both games we play against each other, and a separate bet on the end of the season table finish. Since we tied, the first bet $$$ now just goes to fatten the pot for the end of season table bet. Getting spicy now.
     
  9. DelapThrows

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    Watch your back (and ankles) Aaron.

    :cmon:
     
  10. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Thread title is downright belligerent.
     
  11. DelapThrows

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    I thought my post was far belligerenter than the title.

    Is it the extra exclamation points?
     
  12. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    It's not indiscriminate if it's just celebrities.
     
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  13. DelapThrows

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    Would you be happier with wanton killing?
     
  14. Ace Boogie

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    He certainly won't stand for won-ton killing.
     
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  15. DelapThrows

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    Mmmmm. Wontons.
     
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  16. Ace Boogie

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    very nice team goal, Arnie may have been a cunthair offside but still nice
     
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  17. DelapThrows

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    Out of 2 competitions this week.

    I don't have a good feeling going forward in the league unless we make a buy this window.
     
  18. DelapThrows

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    Butland signed a new 5-year deal. Woot.
     
  19. Heavy Mental

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    Best keeper in the league.
     
  20. NittanyKnight

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    You fools are coming to the giant tent for a friendly on July 27th.
     
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  21. DelapThrows

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    Official?
     
  22. DelapThrows

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  23. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    Saw a guy in my building wearing a Stoke away kit. A truly global fanbase.
     
  24. DelapThrows

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    I have one of those! Tell him we can be friends.
     
  25. DelapThrows

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    Really lacking that finisher up top. Arnie, Shaqiri, Bojan, and Imbula (and I'm sure Allen, soon) all create so many chances for such ineffective strikers.