DotA 2: -APEM pros only go fast!

i get so much joy out of ruining games for 12 year old redditors

idk what it is, but it just makes me so happy to watch them rage

 

Impossible you're like 3k MMR. Everyone on Reddit is 6k+

 

so after 6 ranked wins in a row

i lost 5 in a row

force 50 i see you

 

PPD drafting game just insane. RG had full lane control for games 2&3. Game 2 just couldn't win a single team fight and got wiped doing rosh

 

I've never won a tea fight fwiw.

 

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, BRICK

 

pick treant

get aghs

seed every jungle camp

hit ult every 45seconds

GET ALL THE MONEY

win game

 

I love Rubick, wow, great hero.

All hero challenge 51% complete.

 

won a bunch in a row on ranked

felt force50 coming

switched to unranked, like 4 losses in a row now

fuck you valve

 

Stole Zeus's ult and got a double kill with it. Made Lion's ass quit. Our carries were borderline autistic so I ended up as a pseudo carry Rubick since my Riki wasn't interested in getting farm.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2116559603

Those items tho

 

why do i keep getting stuck with 3.5k ppl on the opposing team when i solo queue unranked?

 

They probably use a different mmr for unranked.

 

doter tn anyone?

 

i hate people

 

I feel dirty.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2117356458

 

EG with the largest stomp I've ever seen in a professional game of dota against OG.

35-6, 26 minute gg in game 2, 22-1 22 minute gg in game 1

 

Justified for that shit game.

 

WHY DIDN'T YOU ESPORTS UPDATE ME EARLIER?

 

On a high note, those were some friendly Russians. I liked those guys even though they were bad.

 

miles was it a 2-0?

 

2-0, 58-7 aggregate kills.

This after OG 2-0'd EG in the group stage.

 

Such a fuck you draft from ppd in game 1.

chrono, black hole, overgrowth, ravage. Get 6's; stunlock into oblivion before anyone has any chance in hell at getting a bkb.

 

I hate that arrow build.

Like, hate.

 

2nd finals in a row EG gets pooped on. 0-3, ouch.

 

did i group with any of you last night?

i blacked out at like 10pm

 

Word. We won once you left.

 

Invoker starts 1-8

Runs into the middle of the enemy 5 man-ing team

Dies

"That's not the play, invoker"

"Sry, I was watching a youtube video"

"WTF were you watching?"

"How to play Invoker"

-25 MMR

 

lol look at all those losses in a row

the two custom games were losses in overwatch

 

Won a 23 minute stomp. Did next to nothing. Broodmother on our team went raping. Never any enemy sentries, gg.

 

Did you blur out the dates/times because you're ashamed of your dota hours?

 

No sympathy for Furion pickers

 

Looks like +50 MMR to me.

 

Sunday drunk dotes imo

 

HO HO HA HA

First time playing Sniper, can see why people pick him. Limited but easy.

Question, does an end game moon shard make sense on him?

Also, holy fuck OD is OP. That autocast Q is ridiculous.

 

http://imgur.com/HMnUdRl

 

ogre is p fun

 

Very few things as satisfying as getting demolished only to turn it around with a comeback win because other team were colossal pussies and turtled instead of finishing it off.

such an annoyance to deal with early to mid game

 

Spoiler

 

What do you guys skill and build for TideHunter. Tried a build I saw on YouTube in 6k MMR and it didn't not go well.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2124288822

Also, I am really bad at killing things while at the same time not good at avoiding death.

I may need to give up on this whole doto thing. All Pick win rate up to 57% tho

 

Looks like an ancient stack/farm build.

Did you ancient stack/farm?

 

>Be playing a game with cegtfc
>He picks carry venge
>1K all stars claim it can't be done
>Same guy is WD and complains about buying the courier; doesn't ward at all- goes 3 and 10
>Shadow Fiend bitches the entire game about it, goes 11 and 11
>ceg runs shit on carry venge
>win

 

Also worth noting that our WD decided he was going to "carry" about 15 mins into the game. He could also barely form a sentence.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2124398084

 

miles

 

Yes except the stack part. So just farm

 

Rush mom, then sb, then daed. Win all your fights with tide

 

Yeah I'm going to have to buy that Rick and Morty voice pack.