TMB Fantasy Season 3.0

GAME WEEK 12

Juventus 3 - Anzhi 0

Goals:
Juventus: Dzagoev (26', 52'), de Jong (67')

Yellow Cards
Juventus: Subotic, Llorente
Anzhi: Santon, Wanyama

Substitutions:
Juventus: Hernanes for Neymar (49'), de Jong for Llorente (60')
Anzhi: Menez for Wells (50'), Arteta for Lucas (59'), Campagnaro for Vermaelen (77')

AC Milan 2 - Borussia Dortmund 0

Goals:
Milan: Cassano (38'), Ibrahimovic (52')

Yellow Cards:
Milan: Terry, Ibrahimovic
Dortmund: Shaqiri

Substitutions:
Milan: Pedro for Cassano (50'), Walcott for Navas (62')
Dortmund: Huth for Ivanovic (48'), Sessegnon for Benatia (63')

Tijuana 1 - Bayer Leverkusen 1

Goals:
Tijuana: Gomez (72')
Leverkusen: Drogba (63')

Yellow Cards:
Tijuana: Alex, Amorebieta

Substitutions:
Tijuana: Kaka for Pirlo (50'), Pereira for Koscileny (51')
Leverkusen: Ramires for Ozil (62')

PSV 2 - Brighton 2

Goals:
PSV: Bale (35'), Belhanda (61')
Brighton: Puyol (32'), Suarez (69')

Yellow Cards:
PSV: Richards
Brighton: Caceres, Iniesta

Substitutions:
PSV: Coentrao for Badstuber (51')
Brighton: Astori for Puyol (47'), Garcia for Schweinsteiger (60')

Ajax 2 - Manchester United 1

Goals:
Ajax: Modric (26'), de Jong (49')
ManU: Tevez (46')

Yellow Cards:
Ajax: Gundogan, Modric, Ronaldhino
ManU: Poli

Substitutions:
Ajax: de Jong for Ronaldhino (46'), Skrtel for N'Koulou (76'), Dembele for Benzema (89')
ManU: Ferdinand for Dede (46'), Ganso for Hummels (70'), Oscar for Hazard (76')

Stoke City 1 - Swansea 2

Goals:
Stoke: Ranocchia (3')
Swansea: Muller (38'), David Silva (67')

Yellow Cards:
Swansea: Arbeloa, Alves, Podolski

Substitutions:
Stoke: Cahill for Ranocchia (54')
Swansea: Blaszczykowski for Mascherano (47')

Philadelphia Union 1 - Chelsea 1

Goals:
Philly: Fellaini (27')
Chelsea: Mata (4')

Yellow Cards:
Chelsea: Lichtsteiner

Red Cards:
Philly: Fellaini (29')

Substitutions:
Philly: Eriksen for Alaba (61'), Isco for Klose (62')
Chelsea: Naldo for Luisao (55')

BYE - Werder Bremen

INJURIES/SUSPENSIONS:
Philadelphia Union: Thiago Silva (Broken Ankle), Antonio Valencia (Sprained Ankle), Marroune Fellaini
Swansea: Stephan El Sharaawy (Broken Tibia)
Brighton: Clint Dempsey
Borussia Dortmund: Julian Draxler (ACL)
Anzhi: Demba Ba (LCL), Giorgio Chiellini
Werder Bremen: Gerard Pique (MCL), Radamel Falcao (Broken Metatarsal)
Juventus: Fernando Llorente (LCL)
Tijuana: Fabrizio Miccolli (ACL)
PSV: Alex Witsel
Ajax: Karim Benzema (Broken Ankle)

 

Because caring is all we have sometimes.

 

GAME WEEK 13

Chelsea 3 - Stoke City 1

Goals:
Chelsea: Gotze (5'), Doumbia (51'), Wilfried (63')
Stoke: Messi (25')

Yellow Cards:
Chelsea: Honda
Stoke: Lahm, Jose Enrique

Substitutions:
Chelsea: Naldo for Lichtsteiner (50'), Wilfried for Howedes (57'), Honda for Luisao (67')
Stoke: Cahill for Ranocchia (49'), Vucinic for Albiol (62'), Motta for Sneijder (78')

Swansea 2 - Ajax 1

Goals:
Swansea: David Silva (33'), Podolski (69')
Ajax: Gundogan (38')

Yellow Cards:
Swansea: Arbeloa, Mascherano
Ajax: Modric

Substitutions:
Swansea: David Luiz for Godin (50'), Blaszczykowski for Wilshere (51'), Asamoah for Muller (77')
Ajax: Guarin for Ronaldhino (46'), Skrtel for Agger (52'), Dembele for Kompany (73')

Manchester United 1 - PSV 2

Goals:
ManU: Thiago (41')
PSV: Sanchez (31'), Bale (47')

Yellow Cards:
ManU: Jordi Alba
PSV: Richards, Criscito

Substitutions:
ManU: Ferdinand for Dede (51')

Brighton 1 - Tijuana 1

Goals:
Brighton: Di Natale (58')
Tijuana: Gomez (53')

Yellow Cards:
Brighton: Iniesta

Red Cards:
Tijuana: Koscielny (17')

Substitutions:
Brighton: Astori for Puyol (47')
Tijuana: Kaka for Pirlo (46')

Bayer Leverkusen 1 - AC Milan 2

Goals:
Leverkusen: Aguero (77')
Milan: Rooney (7'), Pedro (75')

Yellow Cards:
Leverkusen: Zanetti
Milan: Ibrahimovic

Substitutions:
Leverkusen: Filipe for Dante (50')
Milan: Pedro for Cassano (47'), Young for Ibrahimovic (69')

Borussia Dortmund 3 - Juventus 1

Goals:
Dortmund: van der Vaart (39'), van Persie (56', 70')
Juventus: de Jong (6')

Yellow Cards:
Dortmund: Sakho
Juventus: Michu, Subotic

Substitutions:
Dortmund: Huth for Benatia (49'), Sessegnon for Ramos (68'), Lewandwoski for Ivanovic (78')
Juventus: Hernanes for Neymar (62'), Mavuba for Giovinco (72')

Anzhi 0 - Werder Bremen 1

Goals:
Bremen: Ribery (59')

Yellow Cards:
Bremen: Barzagli, Mertesacker

Red Cards:
Anzhi: Diego (75')

Substitutions:
Anzhi: Menez for Wells (66')
Bremen: Ansaldi for Barzagli (47'), Valbuena for Mertesacker (64')

BYE - Philadelphia Union

INJURIES/SUSPENSIONS:
Philadelphia Union: Thiago Silva (Broken Ankle), Marroune Fellaini
Swansea: Stephan El Sharaawy (Broken Tibia), Alvaro Arbeloa
Manchester United: Eden Hazard (Sprained Ankle)
Bayer Leverkusen: Dante (Broken Ankle)
Borussia Dortmund: Julian Draxler (ACL)
Anzhi: Demba Ba (LCL), Diego
Werder Bremen: Gerard Pique (MCL), Radamel Falcao (Broken Metatarsal), Per Mertesacker
Juventus: Fernando Llorente (LCL)
Tijuana: Fabrizio Miccolli (ACL), Andrea Pirlo (Torn Groin), Laurent Koscielny
Ajax: Karim Benzema (Broken Ankle), Daniel Agger (Torn Calf)

 

INDIVIDUAL STATISTICAL LEADERS THROUGH 13 WEEKS:

GOALS:
1. Robin van Persie - Borussia Dortmund - 8
1. Gareth Bale - PSV - 8
3. Carlos Tevez - Manchester United - 7
3. Karim Benzema - Ajax - 7
5. Mario Gomez - Tijuana - 6
5. Luis Suarez - Brighton - 6
5. Sebastian Giovinco - Juventus - 6
8. 7 others tied with 5

ASSISTS:
1. Ezequiel Lavezzi - Stoke City - 5
2. David Villa - Swansea - 4
2. Seydou Doumbia - Chelsea - 4
4. Andres Iniesta - Brighton - 3
4. Cristiano Ronaldo - Anzhi - 3
4. Theo Walcott - AC Milan - 3
4. Samir Nasri - Tijuana - 3
4. Demba Ba - Anzhi - 3
4. Sebastian Giovinco - Juventus - 3
4. Thiago - Manchester United - 3
11. 15+ others tied with 2

CLEAN SHEETS:
1. Manuel Neuer - AC Milan - 5
2. Petr Cech - Werder Bremen - 4
2. Igor Akinfeev - Bayer Leverkusen - 4
4. Joe Hart - Stoke City - 3
5. 4 others tied with 2

YELLOW CARDS:
1. Per Mertesacker - Werder Bremen - 5
1. Giorgio Chiellini - Anzhi - 5
1. Alvaro Arbeloa - Swansea - 5
4. Javier Zanetti - Bayer Leverkusen - 4
4. Mamadou Sakho - Borussia Dortmund - 4
4. Neven Subotic - Juventus - 4
4. Luis Gustavo - AC Milan - 4
8. 17+ others tied with 3

RED CARDS:
1. 20 tied with 1

 

I'm running another week tonight... followed by a table update, FYI.

 

Aight... I lied. Not another week tonight. Expect it early in the morning.

 

GAME WEEK 14

Werder Bremen 1 - Borussia Dortmund 1

Goals:
Bremen: Robinho (84')
Dortmund: van Persie (42')

Yellow Cards:
Bremen: Nagatomo
Dortmund: Sakho

Red Cards:
Bremen: Nagatomo (32')

Substitutions:
Bremen: Valbuena for Barzagli (51'), Robinho for Ribery (71')
Dortmund: Lewandowski for van der Vaart (49'), Sessegnon for Fabregas (77')

Juventus 2 - Bayer Leverkusen 1

Goals:
Juventus: Dzagoev (24'), Giovinco (68')
Leverkusen: Drogba (20')

Yellow Cards:
Juventus: Neymar, Michu
Leverkusen: Kroos

Substitutions:
Juventus: Hernanes for Neymar (54'), Shawcross for Subotic (84')
Leverkusen: Ramires for Ozil (59')

AC Milan 3 - Brighton 1

Goals:
Milan: Rooney (12', 65'), Vidic (54')
Brighton: Di Natale (14')

Yellow Cards:
Milan: Rooney, Gustavo, Abate
Brighton: Astori

Substitutions:
Milan: Pedro for Cassano (52'), Young for Rodriguez (61')
Brighton: Astori for Puyol (52')

Tijuana 2 - Manchester United 2

Goals:
Tijuana: Di Maria (12'), Nasri (83')
ManU: Thiago (28'), Tevez (64')

Yellow Cards:
Tijuana: Cambiasso, Nani

Substitutions:
Tijuana: Nani for Kaka (62')
ManU: Rafael for ter Stegen (56'), Ferdinand for Dede (63'), Insigne for Walker (70')

PSV 1 - Swansea 1

Goals:
PSV: Cavani (58')
Swansea: David Luiz (80')

Yellow Cards:
PSV: Badstuber, Sanchez
Swansea: Mascherano

Substitutions:
PSV: Coentrao for Badstuber (54'), McGeady for Witsel (71'), Balotelli for Dawson (82')
Swansea: David Luiz for Alves (50'), Blaszczykowski for Mascherano (70'), Asamoah for David Villa (81')

Ajax 0 - Chelsea 2

Goals:
Chelsea: Doumbia (12'), Gotze (81')

Yellow Cards:
Ajax: Guarin
Chelsea: Lichtsteiner

Substitutions:
Ajax: Guarin for Ronaldhino (59')
Chelsea: Honda for Mata (57')

Stoke City 1 - Philadelphia Union 0

Goals:
Stoke: Dzeko (64')

Yellow Cards:
Philly: Song, Bonucci

Red Cards:
Philly: Bonucci (72')

Substitutions:
Stoke: Jose Enrique for Ranocchia (52')
Philly: Song for Isco (50'), Bradley for Klose (61')

BYE - Anzhi

INJURIES/SUSPENSIONS:
Philadelphia Union: Leandro Bonucci, Marroune Fellaini
Swansea: Stephan El Sharaawy (Broken Tibia), Alvaro Arbeloa
Bayer Leverkusen: Dante (Broken Ankle), Javier Zanetti (LCL)
Borussia Dortmund: Julian Draxler (ACL), Mamadou Sakho
Anzhi: Demba Ba (LCL), Diego
Werder Bremen: Gerard Pique (MCL), Radamel Falcao (Broken Metatarsal), Roberto Soldado (Dislocated Shoulder), Per Mertesacker, Yuto Nagatomo
Juventus: Fernando Llorente (LCL)
AC Milan: Luis Gustavo
Tijuana: Fabrizio Miccolli (ACL), Andrea Pirlo (Torn Groin), Laurent Koscielny
Ajax: Karim Benzema (Broken Ankle), Daniel Agger (Torn Calf)

 

League Table broXcore



Team (handle) GP W D L GD Pts
AC Milan (ksim14) 13 8 3 2 12 27
Bayer Leverkusen (gaknight) 13 7 4 2 6 25
Chelsea (clemsontyger04) 13 5 8 0 8 23
Stoke City (delapthrows) 14 7 2 5 2 23
Werder Bremen (sbtide) 13 4 8 1 7 20
Swansea (gunners) 13 4 6 3 0 18
Juventus (514) 13 4 5 4 9 17
Borussia Dortmund (prerecordedlive) 13 3 7 3 2 16
Tijuana (perroh) 13 3 7 3 1 16
Ajax (tne) 13 4 3 6 -4 15
Brighton (topper bottoms) 13 2 7 3 -2 13
Anzhi (ochosissoko) 13 3 4 6 -7 13
PSV (broxcore) 13 2 6 5 0 12
Manchester United (nole4life34) 13 2 5 6 -4 11
Philadelphia Union (zeberdee) 13 1 3 9 -21 6

 

I'm excited for my upcoming BYE. My guys really need it.

 

This team is so un-Stoke-like... fewest draws in the league.

 

and of course the draft-stopper is sitting atop the table.

 

Your whole team is dead... maybe now that the bench is decimated they won't sub out Ozil?