TMB Weightlifting Thread: Learn to Swim

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Open the video in it's own page and just cp the link.
     
  2. Iron Mickey

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    did something I never thought I'd do

    joined a crossfit gym

    the coaches have credible certifications from something other than a bro with a kettlebell, I have friends that go, and I'm really enjoying the workouts. going slow and focusing on form and carefully blocking all cargo shorts from my amazon basket

    wish me luck
     
  3. FightingCock

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    That was a damn smooth deadlift. When i did my set of 5 woth 315 the other day my face was beet red and a lot more struggle on mah face. Iron Mickey you are dead to us.
     
  4. Iron Mickey

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    u wot m8
     
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  5. Capstone 88

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  7. hensleya

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    Great lift Where Eagles Dare. I'm also very jelly of your gym. Does it have a good following?
     
  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    They've closed membership, so I guess a good enough following.
     
  9. hensleya

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    So do they make most of their revenue from training?
     
  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm not sure. They train some people. I see them kind if doing spot training. Like 1 time a week or something, then plan their workouts.

    So kind of coaching vs being with them every workout.
     
  11. Iron Mickey

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    tandin so snatches are a thing
     
  12. tandin

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    Yes not a thing I like.
     
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  13. Iron Mickey

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    srs the olympic lifts are the most frustrating thing so far

    the first part of the workout today was taking 20min to build to a 3 rep max snatch

    every time:

    "much better with [problems from attempt 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6] but watch out for [issue that was fine before I was focusing on 1-6]"

    not a single plate was added that day
     
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  14. tandin

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    Lol you have bad form and your workouts are bad and will hurt you.
     
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  15. Iron Mickey

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    ikr
     
  16. tandin

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    Learning the movement is way more important than any plate in the first 6 mos srs
     
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  17. Iron Mickey

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    my thoughts as well

    fortunately, the coaches encourage this
     
  18. Bruce Bowen

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    Will be doing this in 2 months or so when I move across the country. Figure it'll be an easy way to meet people while mixing up my regimen :3
     
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  19. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh, the irony
     
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  20. Capstone 88

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    A very fast snatch - I like
    A snatch that takes an hour to get overhead - WOAT
     
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  21. Joshuam2107

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    I feel rested after gorging like an American all weekend..hopefully I can squat the bad away.
     
  22. tandin

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    My CF coach is a girl and she snatches 50 pounds more than me.
     
  23. TLAU

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    1st day back in the gym after 4 days off
    Still hungover/not feeling right
    Schedule calls for chest day
    Didn't go at 5am so will be during rush hour

    expecting this workout to be a pretty big nightmare altogether
     
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  24. Iron Mickey

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    the 530am game after a holiday weekend

    ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
     
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm tired af after getting up at 520 today.
     
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  26. Iron Mickey

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    alarm went off at 450 and I had diamond hard morning wood jammed up against girlfriend

    not a good spot when you realize you have to hop up and get ready for the gym :(
     
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  27. Redav

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    Haven't lifted in a week and a half. Not looking forward to this afternoon. going to be awful
     
  28. Name P. Redacted

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    first day lifting tonight after taking weeks off to be athlete
     
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Lifted and did cardio all weekend. Did legs yesterday and waaayyy over did it and thought I was going to pass out on the way home. I get up at 330-4am so I can get around and stretch and get ready before the gym opens at 5. I like being done for the day when I get off work now. I was skipping too much because I'd talk myself out of it.
     
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  30. Joshuam2107

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    enjoy your AIDS DOMS
     
  31. TLAU

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    going home for morning sex after a 5am workout is the bees knees unless it's leg day
     
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  32. Name P. Redacted

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    i'll be gucci.
     
  33. Iron Mickey

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    exactly what we did. showered, fucked, then made breakfast while she got ready for work. but man putting on those gym shorts at full mast and having to look at her in gym clothes while spandexing my dick down

    not for me
     
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  34. Name P. Redacted

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    "your turn to be on top babe"
     
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  35. Iron Mickey

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    I just go for this:

    [​IMG]

    no one has to do shit except a tiny bit of ab work
     
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  36. Name P. Redacted

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    Mickey given. Gonna have to keep that in mind.
     
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  37. TLAU

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    that looks dreadfully painful for some post squat/DL quads. hard pass
     
  38. Iron Mickey

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    it's really not. it's like foam rolling with your qt
     
  39. bigjrock

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    Today was cardio, which is usually just a 2 mile walk with the weighted vest. I thought I would try to do extended lunges and thought .25 mile wouldn't be too bad. I was wrong.
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Just go to the t-bar row machine and hunch on it till your boner goes away.
     
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  41. Iron Mickey

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    did a charity workout saturday. it was in partners so the shit was split however you wanted (e.g. I could do 100 pushups to her 74 or whatever)-- did it with girlfriend.

    174 hand release pushups
    133 4-count mountain climbers
    30 meter farmer's walk
    2004 foot wheel barrow walk
    2006 foot walking lunges
    59 burpees
    2011 foot fireman carry
    132 step ups
    131 flutter kicks (ow, each of us had to do them all)
    then up and down these, twice, with her on my back
    [​IMG]


    for real my legs are still worthless. lunging non-stop for .4 miles before and after carrying a person? nah.
     
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  42. lhprop1

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    Post pics of her snatch.

    Asking for a friend me.
     
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  43. TLAU

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    Everything went better than expected yesterday. Got 245x5 on bench :feelsgoodman:

    could only get 265x5 on squat this morning. birdlegfeels
     
  44. THEBLUERAIDER

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    I really need to start doing this. What time do you go to bed in order to get up at 3:30?
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Between 8-10:30. Really just depends on how tired I am. Plus, I set my alarm for 3:30 but I hit snooze a few times but I'm up for sure at 4. I just get up an hour before to kind of get around and wake up more before I go to the gym. They open right at 5am so I'll just mainboard and stuff before I leave. It took about a week or so to get used to it but now sometimes I'll wake up before the alarm goes off and I'm not ever tired or groggy in the gym either. I do legs on the weekend though. I like to get up and eat and everything before I do legs so that's the only workout I don't do first thing in the morning.
     
  46. THEBLUERAIDER

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    I'm at work by 645 everyday and takes me around an hour to get there with traffic, so I would need to hit the gym by 415 at the latest. Don't know if I have it in me.
     
  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    If mine opened at 4 I'd go then instead of at 5. I actually started out just waking up and doing cardio in the morning and lifting after work. That way I wasn't there for 2 hours during the after work rush. You might try that out first. I just started doing it all in the morning and coming into work at 8 instead of 7, but my job is flexible like that. Plus it was nice if I didn't feel like going to lift at least I got my cardio in
     
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  48. Capstone 88

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    What on earth
     
  49. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Sometimes I didn't feel like going to lift after work (tired, shits, just wanting to be lazy) so I'd just go home instead, but I still did 30-45 mins of cardio that day so the damage wasn't as bad. It was still bad and I phoned it in for far too long so I'm still playing catch up.
     
  50. brolift

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    Hey,
    Cardio kills gainz
    Thanks,
    Brolift
     
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