Trumpocalypse: 34-0

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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    It's so funny he was engaged to her and their career arcs went both up and then in very different directions.
     
  2. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  3. Prospector

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  4. snowfx2

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  5. BudKilmer

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    this was a beautiful rebuttal and the guy from Wisconsin is clearly as dumb as any sub 80 iq uncle who binges Facebook and Fox News
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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    Lmao this evil bitch

     
  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    hmmmm here I am making shit about race again. I really need to stop doing this but what the fuck do black people have to do with this shit. Why bring up black people?
     
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  8. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    It's Ann Coulter. Black people are to blame for everything in her fucked up brain.
     
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  9. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Obligatory

     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    being more facetious than anything else
     
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  11. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Kid Dyn-O-Mite broke her heart
     
  12. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  13. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    RFK brain worm story is almost certainly completely fabricated FYI.
     
  14. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    All that info came out via deposition :idk:
     
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  15. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Elon continuing to be a cuck
     
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  16. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  17. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Awesome the 9 wizards are speaking today :whyioughta:
     
  18. Josey Wales

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    Elon spending time on Bill Ackman’s corner for public obliteration.
     
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  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    why do you say this
     
  21. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    It cracks me up that they scoff at the line "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free" by saying it wasn't in the founding documents, only a plaque on the Statue of Liberty. Then they turn around and act like the original text of the pledge and subsequent additions are sacrosanct policy.
     
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  22. Tommy Jefferson

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    We need a cabinet level position for Secretary of History. As I type that, it sounds a little too Orwellian so workshop it a bit.

    Someone in a position of authority to say “Well actually….”
     
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  23. The Banks

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    Daniel Dale has a bit more free time these days
     
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  24. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  25. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  26. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    :doge:

     
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  27. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Probably because it sounds too funny to be true. That was my first thought when I saw the headline anyway.
     
  28. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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  29. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    When you think about it, if anyone was going to be riddled with parasites it is RFK Jr.
     
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  30. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Pack the court with history PhDs.
     
  31. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Surprised his horse dewormer didn't nip this in the bud.
     
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  32. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  33. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    TIL there's a Brooklyn Bridge in Atlanta
     
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  34. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Isn’t this the way MiB started?
    A mysterious interview under the brooklyn bridge?
     
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  35. RSK

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  36. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Insert “I’ve got the worst fucking attorneys” GIF here
     
  37. Prospector

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    Barron Trump is set to serve as a Florida delegate to the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee this summer, Florida GOP chair Evan Power revealed in an emailed statement to the New York Post.

    Barron, 18, the youngest son of former President Donald Trump and only son of former First Lady Melania Trump, will join his siblings Don Jr., Eric and Tiffany in representing the state's 41 at-large delegates, according to Power.

    “We are fortunate to have a great group of grassroots leaders, elected officials, and members of the Trump family working together as part of the Florida delegation to the 2024 Republican National Convention,” Power said.

    Trump's oldest daughter, Ivanka, has stayed away from politics since her father's re-election loss in the 2020 presidential election. The 45th president is expected to be officially accept the Republican presidential nomination at the GOP convention in Milwaukee scheduled to be held in July.

    Last month, Barron made a rare public appearance alongside his father and mother during an Easter brunch at Mar-a-Lago on March 31. The soon-to-be high school graduate was otherwise last seen publicly attending the funeral services of his grandmother, Amalija Knavs, in January.
     
  38. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I also would feel the need to respond and tell everyone that actually I’m a strong and vigorous lover despite what you’ve read in the newspaper. I’d probably be willing to spend a few days in lockup too.
     
  39. Tommy Jefferson

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    Trump, buddy, that’s what the witness stand is for. You’re welcome to take the stand to tell your side of the story. Unless your lawyer thinks you’re not strong enough for the job.
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    Chum in the water
     
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  42. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    This is just fantastic. The writers are sucking us back in.
     
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  43. NYGator

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  44. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Simply the best words
     
  45. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  46. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  47. snowfx2

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  48. NYGator

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  49. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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