***UJCO: Boggin' and Noggin' DYLWITHIT***

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  1. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    "How do you let a guy get that WIDE OPEN?!?!" and "I think the flag is on the defense"
     
  2. TC

    TC I shouldn't have to fuck for free
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    Haha yeah at the snap I saw the sideline ref immediately throw a flag like 30 feet in the air. The play looked a little different than in the past because the guy was just standing there wide open instead of running in stride. Maybe Scotty was just that slow
     
  3. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    I'd be pissed if Spurrier picked me to be the recipient of that throw. It's pretty much a subtle way of him telling you that you're the worst player on the team.
     
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  4. ALECOCK

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    I don't know about that, I mean it's pretty much reserved for walkons, and most of them are just happy to be there I'd imagine. Getting to catch a TD, of any kind, in the Brice in front of 30K is probably pretty fucking awesome.
     
  5. sc_chant

    sc_chant Be A Dog

    The one back home in Barnwell smells like black people :blech:
     
  6. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
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    Didn't realize I was the only one with good things to say about the IGA. :embarrassed:
     
  7. sc_chant

    sc_chant Be A Dog

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  8. Roisin Dubh

    Roisin Dubh EMAG, EMAS

    I remember going to the IGA in Hemingway and seeing things like chitlins and pickled pigs feet. I never went there again.
     
  9. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    you can get that shit at grocery stores all over this state
     
  10. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
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    :w2d:
     
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  11. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    nigga from johns island never seen pigs feet or chitlins at the grocery store :edmond:

    i bet i can get one or both of them at both grocery stores on the island right now
     
  12. Pharoh

    Pharoh king tuttchdown

    youre not, guess its just the pee dee in us
     
  13. watson

    watson TMB Tsar of Fandom
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    I'm in the pee see right now
     
  14. TC

    TC I shouldn't have to fuck for free
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    When I was young there was a Piggly Wiggly in my town where you'd see people smoking in the aisles and tapping their ashes on the floor. Also going barefoot inside the store was perfect acceptable
     
  15. Clubber Lang

    Clubber Lang High Potentate
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    they added a 2nd? shit's blowin' up out there.
     
  16. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    there will be sky scrapers before we know it
     
  17. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, Lattiscore, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    The aynor and quinby iga's are fairly legit as i worked at one and frequent the other
     
  18. adephoi

    adephoi 803

    Harris gone
     
  19. TC

    TC I shouldn't have to fuck for free
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    Did some quick research..........talking about Damontre Harris right? Why is he leaving? That sucks

    At first I was scared you meant Mason Harris from the football team. Can't let my protege out of here after only one year
     
  20. Clubber Lang

    Clubber Lang High Potentate
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    and then reopening the old par 3 and turning it into an 18 hole Fazio course.
     
  21. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Steve Spurrier has never been one to mince words. No, he usually just says what's on his mind and we all get a big kick out of it.

    Thursday was no exception.

    During a Q&A with ESPN.com's Chris Low, Spurrier let loose and no one was safe.

    His thoughts on the game against Georgia moving from the second to the sixth week of the season:
    "I don't know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended."

    How about Nick Saban's success at Alabama?

    "He's got a nice little gig going, a little bit like (John) Calipari. He tells guys, 'Hey, three years from now, you're going to be a first-round pick and go.' If he wants to be the greatest coach or one of the greatest coaches in college football, to me, he has to go somewhere besides Alabama and win, because they've always won there at Alabama."

    And who does Spurrier think is the best coach in the SEC?
    "I think it's Saban. He's considered the best. Les Miles is considered one of the best, when you look at number of wins. I believe you're as good as your record. You are whatever your record is. Don't give me any excuses or that you can't win at this place."

    Oh, Head Ball Coach, is there anything you won't talk about? He even threw out his thoughts on former Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino, but tried not to ruffle too many feathers with his remarks.
    It's good to see Spurrier back on his game — winning will do that. And Spurrier thinks his team's success is not a fluke. He's confident his Gamecocks could be as good as they were a year ago and challenge for the SEC championship. If that happens, fun and feisty Spurrier might make more appearances, which is a win for us all.
     
  22. TC

    TC I shouldn't have to fuck for free
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    It won't happen but I'd love to see us ass rape Vandy in that first game of the season and see what Spurrier had to say after
     
  23. Babou

    Babou ocelot
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    Basketball might have another rough year :ohdear:
     
  24. TC

    TC I shouldn't have to fuck for free
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    Can't believe Harris quit. That was dumb as fuck. Gill too. We were about to rape with the Angry Cuban
     
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  25. watson

    watson TMB Tsar of Fandom
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    Makes no sense
     
  26. Roisin Dubh

    Roisin Dubh EMAG, EMAS

    Bull! You may find them stuffed into some obscure corner of the Pig, but you sure as hell won't find them in Freshfields!
     
  27. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    i meant the pig and food lion

    freshfields is a yuppy market for yankees

    they do have some awesome lunch options though
     
  28. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
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    Any bars in 5 points have specials running tonight?
     
  29. TC

    TC I shouldn't have to fuck for free
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    Saucer does but idk about 5 Points
     
  30. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    pavs is dollar liq

    village is bogo pizzas

    red hot was always changing their shit but im sure they have something
     
  31. ScFan27

    ScFan27 Well-Known Member

    Monday night pavs, twice as likely to pick up a slut. It's a fact.
     
  32. Roisin Dubh

    Roisin Dubh EMAG, EMAS

    I shop at Freshfields quite often. :crossedarms:
     
  33. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Fan of: Coach Muschamp

    50 cent Rolling Rock at Rolling Stone.
     
  34. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    thats fine, ive been there my fair share of times too. its still a yuppy market, the owners did it that way on purpose because of the kiawah/seabrook target market
     
  35. killrbee7

    killrbee7 EMAGin' and Swaggin'
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    I am very happy that TC has clearly taught you some things.
     
  36. TC

    TC I shouldn't have to fuck for free
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    Jesus Christ that's cheaper than the grocery store
     
  37. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Fan of: Coach Muschamp

    Yeah, and if you get the bartenders drunk enough they get very gratuitous with the free shots.
     
  38. TC

    TC I shouldn't have to fuck for free
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    Tombout that dude with the ponytail?
     
  39. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Fan of: Coach Muschamp

    No, he usually isn't there when I go. I'm normally only there Monday or Tuesday night.
     
  40. Clubber Lang

    Clubber Lang High Potentate
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    No matter how bad an IGA is, it will never top the shithole that is Jimmy's Fresh Air Galaxy in Union.
     
  41. Gaffrican

    Gaffrican That's a Peach? I thought it was a giant ass.
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    Harris must be stupid as fuck. Especially since we told him you can't transfer to NC State.
     
  42. southside

    southside Well-Known Member
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    That guy is a lazy fucking douchebag.
     
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  43. TC

    TC I shouldn't have to fuck for free
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    Haha. I think if you just went behind the bar and grabbed your own beer he wouldn't mind so he could continue playing Playstation
     
  44. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    I commend Harris and his desire to want to be a loser for his entire life. I bet Darrin called him up to say that Frank is a meanie.
     
  45. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
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    Welp, looking like a Pavlovs kind of night for Tilly. You gonna be creeping around there ScFan27
     
  46. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Sounds like a desperate move :twocents:
     
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  47. TC

    TC I shouldn't have to fuck for free
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    Homeboy is on his victory lap between last classes and graduation. Tagging along with a freshman to Pavs is understandable. Nay, mandatory
     
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  48. Tangman

    Tangman Well-Known Member

    We'll see if that sticks.

    Martin is going to fuck himself with a lot of area AAU coaches if he doesn't let Harris go where he wants.
     
  49. Babou

    Babou ocelot
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    shell is a big dude

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  50. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
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    I'm gonna be there regardless. Like TC said, I'm on my victory lap. Shame is not a concern.
     
  51. killrbee7

    killrbee7 EMAGin' and Swaggin'
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    I still want Clowney to wear a face mask like Shell is wearing. With a dark visor.
     
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