UNC thread

WC I'll give you a few bumps If you'd like. I'm about to go over and have a talking to the protesters in the student section so you might need to send some backup to save them.

 

I'm crushing from my seats homie.

 

What a badass

 

i'm actually working the student section up at the top so if i see a coked out 30 something i'll come say hey cop style

 

damn we look sexy

 

Now I'm really headed that way!!!!!

 

What section are you covering?

 

lets say 115

 

My cop in 107 just got attacked with liquid. Instead of whooping ass she's cleaning it up. Fucking liberals

 

This has potential

 

Kylebw1 what's the battery game on your phone looking like. You've been posting for a while son.

 

We don't come unprepared son. Got to have the phone juiced to backlight the lines. Come on son

 

that'a like 4-5 punt returns for TD's Switzer's had called back from holding

 

Kylebw1 did you just discover blow for the first time or something?

 

Worst inside own 5 offense in North america?

 

fucking hell, we run some really dumb plays from the shadow of our endzone

 

Got some old lady next to me hitting me with the fan...living in dreamland

 

Fedora has a great beard but that's about where it ends with him

 

Reckon what the record for safeties surrendered in a season is?

 

jeebus

 

Might want to start covering the flats on third down

 

thanks Pitt

 

fuck your spot ref

imagine they would've gone for it anyway though

 

Joke of a 1st quarter

 

Defenders constantly in the right spot, but not making the play. Bow up.

 

That oblique game tho...

 

looks like Ryan wants to do what Ryan usually does against Pitt so that's cool

 

damn fucking straight Mack fuck these fuckin faggots

 

That seemed awfully easy. But the defense needs a chance to rest. I'll take it regardless.

 

John Shoop ass offense kicking our teeth in

 

Bart had no fucking clue there

 

Feeling icy up in here. So much talent

 

why are we taking a timeout 3rd and 18, we get the ball back to start the 2nd half, just flush this shit half down the toilet already

 

fine nevermind

 

WC

 

If you're the cop in that section you're a huge dude.

 

Kyle about to get arrested

 

Nah I saw how big he was. I keep my odds working for me. Somebody just kicked the bucket in my section

 

I am quite yoked it's true

 

Prince didn't even see the de

 

here is what WC looks like

 

this Romar Morris sized queef is dragging our whole defense

 

I don't know a single non-female that owns a .380

 

Grab me a seat over there WC this sun is killing me

 

Kyle are you hanging with Tobias?

if so, how's the sex?

 

Only if you'll submit to a cavity search

 

Sure as long as you're gentle. I'm clean until I get to the car other than a few bottles but I'll share

 

I invited him but he wasn't interested. His loss

 

#36 is so bad. So so so slow and bad