Users TNE and Shocker play a friendly

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Handcuffed, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. Roisin Dubh

    Roisin Dubh EMAG, EMAS

    What the hell?
     
  2. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La AraƱa Discoteca
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  3. BRC

    BRC Pro Gamer
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    ahahahaha
     
  4. soulfly

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  5. Sam Elliott

    Sam Elliott Job title: Assistant Bouncer at the Double Deuce
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  6. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    like... how?
     
  7. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    hahaa, fantastic
     
  8. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    You wouldn't understand the bond that is formed in an attacking partnership like ours. Frankly, no man that hasn't been through it could ever understand the emotional and sexual commitment if takes
     
  9. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
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    magical
     
  10. TheSkeeter

    TheSkeeter Well-Known Member
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    Just lovely.
     
  11. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
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  12. ChileanNole

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  13. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    is bstock now officially the jaded ex-lover?
     
  14. Mr. Bananagrabber

    Mr. Bananagrabber Well-Known Member
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  15. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    Blake's finishing in the bed room really let me down. He always seemed more interested in my bed posts than going for goal
     
  16. Mr. Bananagrabber

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    To be fair, anytime I gave you space you just kept cumming until you ran into someone else.
     
  17. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    To be fair, you aren't even that good anymore
     
  18. Mr. Bananagrabber

    Mr. Bananagrabber Well-Known Member
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    Unless you quote it, my feelers get hurt. I will rape and pillage your fifa village in 1v1 for the pain you've caused me.
     
  19. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    Wish you could finish as well in clubs (when it matters) as you do in our 1 v 1 friendlies, dude
     
  20. Mr. Bananagrabber

    Mr. Bananagrabber Well-Known Member
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    If only I had a playmaker like myself to feed me the ball when I'm hungry like in 1v1.
     
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  21. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    You always make me laugh, blake
     
  22. Mr. Bananagrabber

    Mr. Bananagrabber Well-Known Member
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    You very rarely make me laugh..........

    MICHAEL!!!
     
  23. nole4life34

    nole4life34 Well-Known Member

    :smug:

    And I need more touches
     
  24. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    When it comes to each other's groin regions, we all could use more touches.
     
  25. Mr. Bananagrabber

    Mr. Bananagrabber Well-Known Member
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    All I want in the world is for you to talk to us again.
     
  26. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    I noticed your touches went down when you started shadow boxing during games Noles

    I can actually verify that on my touches spreadsheet if you would like me to email it to you?
     
  27. Mr. Bananagrabber

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    I kind of feel like you were in the process of marking down your touch when they scored that last goal. I'll figure it out for you at the end of the game, broski.
     
  28. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    Was tallying the sitters you missed (3) during that match so as to really have a go at you, but I see now it was the wrong time to do that.
     
  29. Mr. Bananagrabber

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    According to the stats I only had two shots, and somehow didn't get credit for my two assists. The second half I was a godsend. You squandered away my victory.
     
  30. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    Brilliant work by you in that post

    -Discount your missed sitters? YES
    -Fail to mention who scored our two goals after you begged John and I to rescue you from the abyss like the abyss? YES
    -Claim credit for two assists that clearly there is no record of? YES, FINE
    -Blame someone else? YES

    In summation, everything that is wrong with America post-World War II summarized succinctly in one post.

    Now, get online and play FIFA, you faggots.
     
  31. Mr. Bananagrabber

    Mr. Bananagrabber Well-Known Member
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    I'm sorry, did you just call me faggots?
     
  32. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    Was that post not clear enough for you, Blake?

    Will resist urge to make joke about post and clear and blake here