What is the best way to sneak alcohol onto a cruise?

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  1. Snakes

    Snakes I slept with Elaine last night

    I am departing from Jacksonville, FL Monday on a 4 day Carnival cruise with stops in Key West and the Bahamas. I have never been on a cruise before. I have heard multiple techniques in sneaking alcohol onto the ship, but I'd like to hear the best. TIA.​
  2. OHW

    OHW New Member

    Is this a Mormon themed cruise?
  3. jawsthegreat

    jawsthegreat Roll Tide, go Hoos. Fuck Mike London.

  4. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee

    i'm guessing it's your run of the mill make you buy their overpriced like whoa alcohol cruise
  5. Snakes

    Snakes I slept with Elaine last night

    No, I just don't want to pay 9 dollars for every drink I get. (i'm in college)
  6. rrisher

    rrisher New Member

    bottled water, buy a thing of 12 and open the plastic wrapping to get them out, empty out water and fill with clear alcohol and put them back in. keep a few of them as water and put them in front where you opened the plastic. dont forget to bring your 2 bottles of wine that they let you bring aboard
  7. Fister Roboto

    Fister Roboto I'm learning

    What..what.. in the butt
  8. tandin

    tandin snapchats and tattoos

    We just put it in our bags and never had a problem.

    But if you're worried...If its clear water bottles works. If it is whiskey listerine bottles work. Don't let it leak.
  9. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals ray bans and v-necks strengthen the persona

    empty shampoo bottles wash out wash out wash out. Fill with booze. ENJOY
  10. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Top 3 in Trophy Points

    Carnival doesn't even check checked bags for booze. Just toss it in your luggage.
  11. Snakes

    Snakes I slept with Elaine last night

    would already opened plastic wrap not raise suspicion?
  12. rrisher

    rrisher New Member

    have one missing and have that missing one in your hand drinking it
  13. fattmante

    fattmante Getting likes at STG3's expense

    empty ginger ale bottle for the brown stuff
  14. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

    I tried something similar to this and it didn't work fwiw. Not saying it won't, just saying it didn't for me so be careful.
  15. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Culturally Awkward

    How much Smirnoff Raz are you planning on bringing along?
  16. rezy

    rezy Member

  17. Tiger Z

    Tiger Z Nellyville

    Are all cruises like this? I've been on one but I was 14.

    I wouldn't even go on a cruise if I had to pay for their booze.
  18. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Top 3 in Trophy Points

    Carnival - Just toss it in your luggage
    Royal Caribbean - Generally just tossing it in your luggage works, but try something inventive just to feel safe (ie. water bottles). They're nazis on their brand new ships though.
    Norwegian - They check everything.
  19. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Culturally Awkward

    I remember when Oops posed this question a while back. Im sure the only reason he was shaken down was because he's black though
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  20. OHW

    OHW New Member

    Yeah, I've never been on one, but that sounds like a racket.
  21. rrisher

    rrisher New Member

    damn that sucks, it has worked for me on 3 different cruises and my friend has used it on about 5 or 6. i guess its just luck
  22. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

    I was also underage at the time so I probably had a deer in the headlights look on my face that just screamed, "You should check my bags"
  23. Balls McLongcock

    Balls McLongcock Auburn, Braves, Coors Light

    Went on this exact cruise in 09. I filled up several water bottles with vokda, and my suitcase has a zipper inside on the bottom (creating a false bottom). Put all my alcohol in the secret spot. Dont really think they checked for it anyways. For beer drinking get the bucket with 4 beers in them (saves you a few bucks every time). Also be careful in the casino, I dont know one person who didnt get butt raped in it.
  24. Thizzelle Washington

    Thizzelle Washington X-wing @Aliciousness

    when i went on a carnival cruise like in 08 we just put like 3 bottles of hard liquor in our luggage bags and they didn't do shit
  25. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Top 3 in Trophy Points

    You can even just throw cases of beer in gym bags and then just check those. Do it all the time on Carnival for drinking games.
  26. OHW

    OHW New Member

    Do they charge for food and everything too?
  27. Broteen

    Broteen Maintaining Integrity

    Went on a Carnival cruise just over a year ago and they def checked as they held a suitcase in our party until 8 at night. Didn't find anything though. Probably too late, but in the future, buy some Scope about a month ahead of time, rinse it out to get rid of the Scope taste and later fill it with booze. That usually works, as I'm sure a shampoo bottle would as well. I've read that alcohol bubbles differently when you shake it as opposed to water and scope and they test in on board, which I don't understand but it's something remember.
  28. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I am the man with no name.

    last time i went on carnival 6 of us put bottles in our bags and only mine and one other persons got through :idk: the previous time they all got through
  29. Broteen

    Broteen Maintaining Integrity

    Nah, that's all free. Unless you want a steak dinner or something like that. Then they'll charge you standard rates. You can call room service 24 hours a day too. The service is second to none, generally speaking.
  30. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 New Member

    I went VIP when I did and they don't check your bag when you do that.
  31. Thizzelle Washington

    Thizzelle Washington X-wing @Aliciousness

    food should be included with your ticket to get on. when i went it was all you can eat basically. the charge a shit load for alcohol on the ship though.
  32. Balls McLongcock

    Balls McLongcock Auburn, Braves, Coors Light

    Yeah we got room service every night. Dont think ive ever had a caesar salad and cheesecake hammered at 4am before.
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  33. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Top 3 in Trophy Points

    Generally the only food you have to pay for on cruises is at the "premium" restaurants the newer ships have onboard.
  34. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet

    Pour some on your butthole, instant drunk.
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  35. Broteen

    Broteen Maintaining Integrity

    Right, and even then you'll still have filet mignon, lobster and a plethora of other excellent choices for your standard dinner courses, of which you can order seconds.
  36. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses

  37. Billy Ball

    Billy Ball Pick and Roll

    had friends just get nailed for filling up the middle section up of water bottle pack with booze and got caught on carnival
  38. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member

    Your best bet is to just throw it in your luggage. Maybe every 1/100 bags gets searched that way. Its pretty random. So you have a pretty good shot at making it like that. Wrap it up pretty good though because they arent really so gentle with those bags. They stack a ton of bags on top of each other in a huge crate to get them on the ship. Do not try to put it in any of your carry on bags. All those go through a scanner and get looked at.
  39. Barves2125

    Barves2125 Randy,what,the Devil,huh,the Devil is everywhere!

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    Only lost about 20 bucks.
  40. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses

    But did you get butt raped?
  41. Barves2125

    Barves2125 Randy,what,the Devil,huh,the Devil is everywhere!

    Yea, that's how I spent the 20. (10 bucks a pop so...)
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  42. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses

    At least you got a reasonable price.
  43. TheChad

    TheChad I run Candie Land

  44. Barves2125

    Barves2125 Randy,what,the Devil,huh,the Devil is everywhere!

    Had to wait until we reached International Waters to lock down that rate but once we got there, it was kinda out of my hands.
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  45. OHW

    OHW New Member

    Isn't it a HIPAA violation to post Striker83's x-rays?
  46. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Top 3 in Trophy Points

    Surprising. I've been on about 15 Carnival cruises and I've never gotten snagged, nor has anyone in our groups. We've been pretty blatant about it too (handles in luggage, cases of beer with nothing else in gym bags, etc). Carnival is generally the most lenient.
  47. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk

    Must be a fun job to be the guy checking bags and seeing every other suitcase packed with a 3-month supply of Scope for a 4 day cruise.
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  48. jkun

    jkun UGA, Falcons, Braves, Tennis

    Some cruise lines let you bring one bottle of wine on with you... if so, buy some cheap shitty wine, uncork it and fill it up with liquor of choice, then just cork it back. Easy way to sneak a lot on.
  49. Drew

    Drew Miami, Xavier, ASMFC, Nasti Nati

    my friend used contact solution bottles
  50. AUB

    AUB CFB CHAMPS '10 '13 '14 '57 '58 '83 '93 '04 '10

    Any MB'ers on the 5day cruise out of tampa? Carnival paradise, head to the top deck and yell "EMBARRASSING" :pdl: at 9pm
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