I am of the master human race. We are made to eat those things. We should not be eaten by snakes. HTH
Used to work as a FF/EMT and went to a scene a cop called in. Old man had been dead in his house for probably a week. His cats had eaten his toes and fingers off. There was plenty of catfood out all over the house. Fuck cats.
Alligator Battles Python on Florida Golf Course An alligator closes in on a python at a Florida golf course. by Extra Spin Staff Posted: Tue Nov. 10, 2015 When nature attacks, pull out your camera. A golfer snapped a photo of an alligator tangling with a python at a course in Florida on Thursday. As far as we can tell, the python is losing this match; the alligator appears to have his jaws securely fastened around the snake. It may look grisly, but an expert on Florida’s python problem told Fox4Now that the alligator was doing community service. “Anything that removes one python from the equation…is a good thing,” he said.
My animal turned on me this morning. First time that's ever happened with him. I went to lift him out of his enclosure and he turned around on me and tagged me on the hand really quick. It has me concerned that there could be something wrong. Spoiler
I've been bitten by countless snakes, both captive and wild, and I can tell you with the utmost certainty that you'll be fine.
I'm such a tard. It just occurred to me that about an hour ago my daughter had her guinea pig downstairs and I was petting it while she was feeding it a carrot. Fast forward an hour later, I forget to wash my hands, snake smells guinea pig on my hand and bites me. He let go immediately when he realized I wasn't food. Stupid mistake.
It doesn't help. In fact, you are literally one of the last posters on this board I would ever take advice from.
Yes. My snake isn't a dog. Thanks for the heads up. Not sure how anyone on TMB could get by without you here.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...death-avenge-son-animal-killed-boy-India.html Father beats COBRA to death to avenge his son after the animal killed his boy in India Shocking footage shows the father hauling the massive snake from a tree Clutching the cobra by the tail, he beats its head mercilessly on the ground Highly-venomous King Cobra snake had reportedly killed his young son Eventually releases the snake, which twitches on the ground before dying Shocking footage shows the moment a father in India beat a highly-venomous King Cobra to death with his bare hands. The father can be seen seizing the massive snake by the tail and hauling it from a tree, before mercilessly beating it against the ground. He clutches the dying animal’s tail as he swings it in circles around his body, beating its head repeatedly against the dirt track. Scroll down for video The snake, which is one of the most venomous species in the world, had reportedly killed the man’s young son before he killed it in a fit of rage. He eventually releases the dying animal, which twitches slightly on the ground before lying still. The footage was shared on YouTube, and has been viewed more than 700,000 times. According to the National Geographic, King Cobras will avoid human contact when possible but are fiercely aggressive when cornered. Their potent venom is enough to kill 20 people, or even an elephant, with just one bite.
Happy National Serpent Day! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...s-owner-to-deadly-brown-snake-under-feet.html
Dog was way late on the alert. Snake could've smoked his master before he got off his ass. 1/10 would not bang that rescue attempt.
Owsley do you watch Naked and Afraid? They were in Alabama and they caught, killed and ate an eastern diamond back, I believe. They also killed and ate a King Snake. I know it's all about survival, but I was pretty upset about it. Crazy fuck from Texas cleaned them and the heart was still beating. He then proceeded to eat the rattlers heart. /ThingsIthinkaboutbecauseofTMB
Looks like they are kneeling next to a bunch of dead snakes. I don't think they can move the blind and all the snakes just chill like that.
It's cool (to me at least) how many copperheads you see in nice places like Mountain Brook and Buckhead. They're as pretty as it gets.
They're everywhere. My girlfriend is terrified of one biting our dog, though, so we keep the grass super short and rarely see them in/around our yard (that one is in a neighbor's yard). Another neighbor also has several outside cats, which seem to generally out-hunt the snakes. It's not at all uncommon to spot them at the botanical gardens, which is pretty close to us. From the botanical gardens: