Whatever Happened to Kyle Long?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Stanley Ipkiss, Aug 31, 2009.

  1. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    Noles my roommate asked me what happened to him but i couldnt remember, did he transfer to UVA and switch to fball or is he playing baseball still?
  2. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape knucklehead flow that make you act real dumb

    This is his transfer year, I think he's going to play for them next fall.
  3. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    football or baseball?
  4. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape knucklehead flow that make you act real dumb

    I heard football but who the fuck knows where I heard that. PM Bowanko, see what he knows.
  5. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps. Staff Member

    Fuck, that would've been sick if he signed with Ohio State.
  6. JPWahoo

    JPWahoo Some Flies are too Awesome for the Wall

    He is in Charlottesville, not enrolled at UVA though. There's been a lot of smoke about it though...so it might come around.
  7. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member


    so what has he been doing for the last 8 months?
  8. zscharps

    zscharps New Member

    Hopefully he kicked the habit of collecting DUI.
  9. JPWahoo

    JPWahoo Some Flies are too Awesome for the Wall

    trying to not get arrested...living with his rich parents, I assume.
  10. IT

    IT New Member

  11. Weebay

    Weebay New Member

    like to :beerchug: too much at FSU and had shitty grades so Howie pulled him out and hes now transferring to UVA to play football i think.
  12. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz Just a tired old man

    he turned faggot
  13. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape knucklehead flow that make you act real dumb

    I seem to remember someone asking here a few months ago and I seem to remember not knowing exactly what but I'm pretty sure he transferred back to UVA. What he does next is what I'm unsure of and I'm sure a UVA fan will stop by and say what's what.
  14. IT

    IT New Member

    maybe bo?
  15. wahoo3328

    wahoo3328 New Member

    He's been going to a local community college and there are rumors he will be enrolling at UVa next semester. We were hoping he would enroll over the summer but that didn't happen. Hopefully he'll be at UVa in the spring, but nothing confirmed yet.
  16. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets VT, Braves, IU, Falcons, and Swallows

    Mainboarder imo...

    Ask Bowanko, he'd know.
  17. buck james

    buck james New Member

    i live in Ivy, Va, not far from Howie and Diane Long. what i have noticed about all three of these kids is that they currently still think they are in high school.
    kyle is a bully, and as far as i know has always been a bully and was kicked off the bus a number of times due to his fondness for picking on kids of different ages, sizes etc.
    gay? i though it was Chris that is gay? the endless rumours around UVA football locker room and once Chris is out from a workout, he is out looking for a blow job receive and perform. or so many a gay guy claims.
    at 25 yrs of age, i compare Chris Long to Austin Collie, its shocking. one seems like he doesn't have a clue on how to carry on an adult conversation, while the other seems to have a wide range of current events he speaks out for or addresses. they are both 25 yrs of age.
    FSU called Howie and Diane Long, and asked them to pick up Kyle for he would not be allowed on campus next semester due to his failing grades. and yes, Kyle still has a drinking problem even after his DUI.
    Heavy drinkers/alcoholics are all over Howie Long's family. Howie use to have a drinking problem. his parents abandon him because they were drunks. he lived with an uncle that was a drunk, so for Kyle to be addicted to booze, seems likely and no one seems to put the brakes on this kid.

    WHERE IS SPELL CHECK? chris and kyle pep rally state champ.jpg chris and kyle pep rally state champ.jpg Kyle's mug shot Ivy Police Jan 9 DUI.jpg
    his maturity level seems so remedial. like he is 12 or something. if this is the current mind set of 20 yr olds in the USA, we are in deep crap, and this kid voted for Barack Obama. the in thing to do on any college campus. the brainless students.
    Kyle did not make the cut at UVA football. he ran away to Saddleback C. C. in Mission Veijo Ca where he is on the football team. not a big bright move, the school isn't even ranked. he is there to continue his party life he had at FSU.
    I can see why Howie and Diane have thrown up their arms over this kid. and why its all so pathetic, this kid is throwing away more talent then most athletes will ever have in a lifetime. this kid pitches 98 mph left handed, he could run circles around his dad and chris on a football field. i can only suspect this kid suffers from 'im not good enuf' or lacks self confidence, and has to find a crowd that takes him in, and then he runs the crowd.
    i read his twitter page, as i read CLONG9one twitter page, and it won't take u long to figure out what im talking about.
    hard to believe Howie and Diane Long would have reared such stupid and immature sons.
    btw..Chris Long, is a Mama's boy from what i have seen in his behaviour. it gives me pause everytime i see them together. u can bank that chris is always sitting next to his mama, not his Pops.
    if anyone can add or correct my perceptions on these two guys, please turn me up. and if u can verify what i have written to be the same perception as your own, i'd like to hear what ur thoughts are as well.
    thanks
  18. Tripps

    Tripps Not a Fan of: Mike London

    Hungout with Chris quite a bit, and hes never made one attempt to suck my dick. Does seem like Kyle is a fuckup(can't comment on Howie Jr, as I don't know him). Howie and Diane are as good of people as you'll meet though.
  19. buck james

    buck james New Member

    NO, he was not living with mom and pops. he was left on his own. lost his tahoe, cuz he lost his drivers license, DUI, he enrolled in Piedmont JC. here in C-ville. it was like dad chopped off his cock or something, kid was crying all over the place.
    he couldn't get his grades where they needed to be to get into UVA, so...he laid low for awhile, ran away to Saddleback C. C. where i guess he is on a scholarship but I dunno if he is at Saddleback this fall semester or not.
    he sure as heck didn't get transferred to some ranked 4yr, i doubt he could handle the maturity level.
    and he is still drinking coronas and et el. kyle 2011.jpg
  20. w2b

    w2b narcoleptic hunk Staff Member

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  21. mattdub8

    mattdub8 New Member

    Fags at UVA. Sounds about right.
  22. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland

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  23. Tripps

    Tripps Not a Fan of: Mike London

    MHTY is that you?
  24. mattdub8

    mattdub8 New Member

    CUNT is that you?
  25. Tripps

    Tripps Not a Fan of: Mike London

    I'll take that as a yes. You need to brush up on your trolling.
  26. mattdub8

    mattdub8 New Member

    Cool man, you got me.
  27. Sam Elliott

    Sam Elliott Job title: Assistant Bouncer at the Double Deuce

    Haha forgot about this kid. So much promise as a baseball player.
  28. Tripps

    Tripps Not a Fan of: Mike London

    Agree, had the potential to go pro in Baseball or Football. Just didn't have the head on his shoulders to make it work.
  29. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    ^^^^this guy really isn't a fan of the Long fam
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  30. Tripps

    Tripps Not a Fan of: Mike London

    I dunno, you calling me a CUNT was pretty good, we'll just call it a tie?
  31. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha Staff Member

    love the avatar
  32. mattdub8

    mattdub8 New Member

    Tie it is then.
  33. laxjoe

    laxjoe My teams are bad and I do feel bad

    gotta love the random bump of a 2 year old thread

    edit: just saw his novel in IT's thread...also from 2 years ago
  34. JPWahoo

    JPWahoo Some Flies are too Awesome for the Wall

    Oh shit a TMBr in Ivy. See you at Bodo's brah.

    Chris Long is a good guy, I'm not sure how "he's not nearly as well spoken as Austin Collie" makes any real point.

    Never got a gay vibe from the guy, but who gives a fuck.

    Kyle obviously is a fuck-up. Which is too bad. All three of the boys are beyond gifted athletes (and playing lax against Howie Jr. and his STAB teammates really fucking sucks), not taking advantage of it is a shame.
  35. PAHokieinRVA

    PAHokieinRVA #BAP #LaceUp

    That was one tell of a bump.
  36. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC Wants a good girl, but needs a bad pussy

    oh man i never saw this thread before
  37. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass

    great bump

    what the fuck is goin on in here
  38. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    Supposedly FSU is interested in him again, this time for football
  39. Neyland

    Neyland New Member

  40. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    kind of like huskerjoe
  41. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    see an SMU offer on his profile

    great environment for a kid with his problems if you ask me
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  42. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Fan of: Auburn, Braves, Good Beers, Freak55 Staff Member

    Yep. No cocaine or any outrageous lifestyles at that school.
  43. Coach Bombay

    Coach Bombay New Member

    Yeah, the staff has been in contact with him. He has said he would like come back to FSU.
  44. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    Im sure he would :beerchug:, but would his parents let him come back considering they had to yank him out the last time?
  45. Mike Westen

    Mike Westen Killing Psychos and Winning Football games

    They loved FSU. I met him once at Fresh Food, on campus. Seemed like a nice enough dude. Sounded like the jolly green fucking giant. Hands like a gorilla.
  46. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member


    You talking about howie or Kyle? Kyle was in one of my classes for a week before he dropped(I assume). Really was your prototypical big dumb retard, just going off the way he talked.

    He also had the biggest bike I've ever seen that he rode around campus
  47. The Official MassNole

    The Official MassNole The only good Gator is a dead Gator

    He'll only have 1 year of eligibility left right?
  48. Clubber Lang

    Clubber Lang High Potentate

    Probably paid for with all the Firestorm money Howie made.
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  49. sean quinn

    sean quinn New Member

    just from all this talk about chris long being gay, i was jus wondering if howie long is gay? cause there is a guy on sites claiming to be his partner. just wondering is it real r is he making it up

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