why are people with downs so cocky?(Thread lives on - need more stories)

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  1. Moxin24

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    Damn, I almost had to leave TMB for good the other day. The doctor had my wife and I worried that our kid was going to have downs. For a solid half an hour after he did the test he was talking to us about raising a child with downs syndrome and all that shit. Then all the tests came back fine. Wanted to beat his ass. Not so much because I was worried about the kid, but because I knew I couldn't hang around here if I had a downy.
     
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  2. I CANE on her face

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    :ohholyfuck: yup, I think this is one of every parent's or parent to-be worst fears
     
  3. Crepeswithasmile

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    cliffs: moxin24 and wife are genetically superior to audrew and wife.
     
  4. Seavie

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    Could have been a blessing in disguise. You could have had your very own "weekly downy report" with stories from that week.
     
  5. The Official MassNole

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    That is fucking hilarious.
     
  6. Moxin24

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    If there was anything that would send me to hell...

    Easily the worst 30 minutes of my life.
     
  7. keacali

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    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  8. I CANE on her face

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    Don't laugh at Moxin's future son
     
  9. Dan Patrick

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    Id never seen a mexican downy until this year where my new school has two. All that is left for me is to see an asian downy and Ill have all the downy races covered.
     
  10. Ric Flair

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  11. The Official MassNole

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  12. 3NolesFan3

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    I remember when we had to decide if we wanted to have that test done, or just take our chances. I decided to have it done just so if I was going to have a little retard running around I would have more time to prepare. Can you imagine not having it done and then one of those little dipshits rears it's mongoloid face out of your wife's vagina? Disappointment would not even begin to describe the emotions.
     
  13. Champ

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    Oh fuck :roll:
     
  14. Moxin24

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    Can't believe I'm posting it in this thread but I read this article today felt the urge to help. If you're so inclined I included a link where you can do the same. If you need to justify it, it brings the potential of more downy stories in the future.

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    The website gets the kid's name wrong, but here's the link to donate: http://reecesrainbow.org/sponsorwarner
     
  15. I CANE on her face

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    So are you saying you're Dave Warner?
     
  16. slmd

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    all through school 2nd till senior year I was in class with a kid named daniel( he didn't have down's syndrome but he had some handicap, he was slow but still able to get along) the kid looked like the t-rex in jurassic park. I typically was very nice to the kid, he had jaaacckkedd up teeth and chewed with his mouth open... snot also ran down into his mouth all day long. He had tubes inserted into his nose to assist in his breathing( if god exists he clearly wanted this one to suffer, fucking technology)

    anyways
    He also loved wrasslin and called himself dan da man. We went on a cruise for senior trip and he had this doogie howser dvd that he watched the entire time. Stayed in the room and watched doogie, I tried like hell to get him out of the room but he would retard freak on all of us. He also kept squirting us with a water gun his cunt of a mother gave him for some reason. So every night i would come back to the room and he'd be asleep in my bunk. So i warned him if it happened one more time I was going to smother his already deformed respiratory system while he slept. Low and behold he fell asleep in my bed again so when i came in my buddy( who was class president) turned his camera on and i snuck up and jumped on him and preceded to hump the everloving shit out of this troll whilst grabbing his nipple. I never thought the video would ever be seen and it was all in fun( he actually was a bud hence me and the guys bunking with him) a month later a commencement it turns out the headmaster asked the president (my bud) to put together a video of the trip. So low and behold it turns on and in front of everyone pre-school through seniors on a huge projection in the church (it was a baptist church/school) it shows me humping and grabbing the nipples of a retarded t-rex mercilessly... i looked over and his mother was even video taping it and turned out she was balling her eyes out.


    All in all one of the worst experiences ever. I know this is gonna be hard to read and probably very choppy
     
  17. sw

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  18. Arkadin

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    lol thats pretty fucking funny
     
  19. BMR

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    dan da man

    =

    durant da man?
     
  20. Arkadin

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    this is entirely possible
     
  21. RO

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    So just to get this straight you dry humped a retard while giving him a titty twister?
     
  22. BMR

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    Essentially.
     
  23. Soup

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    haha, lost
     
  24. Dirty Ears Bill

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  25. slmd

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    Yah, also took his doogie howser discs and hid them in the light fixture till he freaked out on the bathroom shampoos
     
  26. Arkadin

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    SCWAAAAATCCHHHH
     
  27. ohhaithur

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    Why the fuck did you room with him?
     
  28. slmd

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    because we had known him a long time. It was 4 to a room and so the 2 others and me wanted to make him feel part of the group. My initial intention was not to molest the king of the dinosaurs
     
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  30. The Official MassNole

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    Random childhood memory involving a downy.

    In my little town in Vermont there was a set of twins, one was retarded the other was not. At the time they just pushed the downies through school to be done with them, meanwhile his sister failed not one, but two grades to end up in my class. Even at a young age she was a nasty bitch but the easy retort was at least I'm dumber than a retard and it was over.

    I wonder whatever happened to her?
     
  31. og

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    what tyde fan said

    I mean who the fuck rooms with a mentally challenged kid
     
  32. Sammy Meatballs

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    On a board with so many great threads, this may be my favorite.
     
  33. Arkadin

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    I'm sure I had seen one of the dino flavored downies before, but the first time that comes to memory is sitting in a steak and shake in tampa. I was on the back end of a drunk that led to the most miserable hangover I've ever had. He was an old trex, like 60 or so. Something happened to me and I'm not real sure what, but I was laughing hysterically and I couldn't stop. My other buddy was as well and our other 2 friends were like what is wrong with you? I had to go to the bathroom and try and compose myself and it just didn't work. I laughed for like 15 minutes. I'm a dick
     
  34. BayouMafia

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    that doesn't seem like a good retort at all
     
  35. Sammy Meatballs

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    Just now read this, but I feel your pain. Not only are they superhumanly strong but they are sneaky little fuckers. My downy caught me off guard and had the grip strength of a vise. I think I have PTSD.
     
  36. skeezy

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    well threads like these have ensured my first class ticket to hell.
     
  37. slmd

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    i'm not a tard I was just young... I also never meant harm to him or his family I never meant for the video to be seen by anyone but me and my bud that filmed it. He also broke into my room the night before while i was fingering a fat chick and filmed it( also showed it on the video but it was dark so you couldn't see what was happening, you just knew.
     
  38. Croomsday

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    other mentally challenged kids
     
  39. My Dearest Laquette
    How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.

    I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don't let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can't go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don't be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.

    I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet. ? (joke) I am finally getting use to going with a girl much smaller than I. I hope you my hint. Well I have spent my time very wisely by write to you. I hope you write back soon. Well I must go, the period is almost over. See you next time around, which I hope comes soon.

    With my Best Love
    Michael J. Jordan
     
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  40. John McGuirk

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    :laugh: the fact that i went directly from the "ITT Mike Jordan shows Clutch how its done" thread to this thread makes this even better
     
  41. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    in tears :laugh:
     
  42. Joey Freshwater

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    How the fuck did I miss this thread? I want to like everything on all pages.
     
  43. Deckard

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    after getting ass raped by south carolina for three years, clemson university head downy, dabo swinney went on this tirade to the media after practice:

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    Swinney: "That was kind of a childish thing to put out there to be honest with you. Our program speaks for itself."

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    Swinney: "This is not a rivalry. This is more of a domination."

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    Swinney: "This is not the first time they beat Clemson three times straight and it will not be the last time. It may be 50 years."

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    Swinney: "After five years he got 35 wins and then got a new contract. If I have 35 wins after five years. They are looking for a new coach

    this was in response to the SOS quote:

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    Dabo was responding to these words attributed to Spurrier on Twitter: "We aren't LSU, and we aren't Alabama. But we sure ain't Clemson."
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  44. 3NolesFan3

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    I saw a nine year old Mexican kid with down syndrome (honest to God had never seen someone of a different ethnicity than white folk with downsies)when I took my kids to the roller skating rink (fuck you guys) and this happy little fucker did that John Cena you can't see me hand gesture about nine times to me anytime he would see me.It was even better because he had the John Cena tshirt on as well. This kid finally gets forced out there, and he is bawling his eyes out holding on to the railing for dear life. Funny thing is I have a 2 1/2 year old who was skating without falling down. As my two year old and I were skating by, this kid sobbing out of pure fear of falling to the ground, we both give him the you can't see me hand gesture. It was fantastic.

    Best day of my life. If he's even an ounce less cocky now than he was before that happened, my life will have fulfilled it's destiny. He's the epitome of why I shit in the handicap stall regardless if one of them is waiting.
     
  45. Arrec Bardwin

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    You realize the handicapped stall isn't for retards, but people in wheelchairs right?
     
  46. 3NolesFan3

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    Yes. Just makes me feel better about myself if I include them.
     
  47. TYdeFan05

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  48. Arrec Bardwin

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    You are a better man than I. I shit in it because I hate people in wheelchairs.
     
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