Why is Kansas so windy?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Oct 26, 2009.

  1. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I cried the whole time (doesn't matter had emaw) Staff Member

    Because Nebraska sucks and Oklahoma blows.

    :smug:
  2. broXcore

    broXcore a car full of emaw, and everybody certified

  3. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green

    its a void of existence creating a vacuum that nothing except darren sproles and wheat can escape?
  4. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I cried the whole time (doesn't matter had emaw) Staff Member

    No, it's because Nebraska sucks and Oklahoma blows (see OP).
  5. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green

    because there is a surplus of tornadoes in nebraska?
  6. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I cried the whole time (doesn't matter had emaw) Staff Member

    No, see, it's like a play on words, you know how some people say "oh man that sucks" or "bro, that blows." What I've done here is apply those popular slang terms to the literal motion of air that we refer to as wind and used said terms to explain the high average wind speed of my home state due to the general suckiness and blowishness of the two states immediately north and south of it.
  7. RMIrish

    RMIrish New Member

  8. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug

    because nebraska sucks and oklahoma blows
  9. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green

  10. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey Ya like dags, Glorious Comrade?

  11. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    Why will Texas never fall into the Gulf of Mexico?

    Because Oklahoma sucks.
  12. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green

    Why doesn't nebraska blow and oklahoma suck?



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  13. WC

    WC Fighting clean in a dirty world

  14. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug

    Why is michigan mostly surrounded by lakes











    glacial activity

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  15. truplaya20

    truplaya20 New Member

    so which one is it then, does oklahoma suck or blow?? we have two different answers here. :idk:
  16. RMIrish

    RMIrish New Member

    :loldog: :drumroll:
  17. Larry Sura

    Larry Sura EC4L

  18. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I cried the whole time (doesn't matter had emaw) Staff Member

    Q: Why is the Midwest so flat?

    A: Because millions of years ago, the area was worn flat by an immense prehistoric sea.

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  19. Buffs78

    Buffs78 Cooler than Huey Lewis in '85

    We have always said that joke here except it's Wyoming that is windy and Nebraska sucks and Utah blows.
  20. soonerintx

    soonerintx New Member

    Global Warming
  21. Larry Sura

    Larry Sura EC4L

    it's called climate change now. that way it can be cold then hot but can be complained about now all the same.
  22. NCHusker88

    NCHusker88 It pinkens your teeth while you chew

  23. Biff Britches

    Biff Britches The words. You are good with the words man.

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  24. A

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