XBOne Madden 2016 - Parity Everywhere

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  1. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Important to get your rivalries established early in this league. The few hated players are very much in-demand.
     
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  2. Kelso

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    I know, we can't all be rivals with MA
     
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  3. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    The AFC South is just full of all fine gentlemen, so hard to choose a rival.
     
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  4. dump

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    Me and Doug are gonna be divisional rivals

    we both suck ass so its gonna be fun!

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Doug

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    I'm ready.

     
  6. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  7. TLAU

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    They say if you love something let it go and if it comes back then it was meant to be. You know where I'll be waiting. Down by the old oak tree where we first met. You had on that old OU tshirt that I teased you about making you look like you had man boobs. I had on the khaki shorts with the hole cut out in the butt. my how time flies
     
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  8. TLAU

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    if RV was more of a competitor I could have some choices for a division rival but sadly it looks like I'm stuck with you :crossedarms:

    buster has that quitter blemish on his record so i'd have my doubts about the longevity of any rivalry there
     
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  9. Sean Connery

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  10. Kelso

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    This is pretty much how it works. Or you wait for MA to cry a river that you can ferry to rivalville. It's a full boat tho....
     
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  11. $P1

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    Fuck you, stop texting me pics of your crossdressing furry habits

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  12. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    Then you should quit asking for them, you weirdo
     
  13. VictorJ24

    VictorJ24 ACC, ACC, ACC!!!
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    Corch the Browns suck and smell like poop.
     
  14. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Are you sure?
     
  15. InZahnWeTrust

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    I've never lost a division championship in my entire career. I don't intend on starting now... Bitch.
     
  16. ukcats8

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    I'm going with the friendly user so you guys don't beat me to death because I suck route.

    No rivals here, just pity.
     
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  17. Kelso

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    Tis on, C you next tuesday
     
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  18. Doug

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    don't mind me just triple posting...is the board dying again
     
  19. Doug

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    This is what I do- I think people feel bad for me and don't play nearly as hard so the games are closer than they should have been. Former NFC South members can probably confirm.
     
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  20. InZahnWeTrust

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    :eatit:
     
  21. TLAU

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    Yea and then I come off of a huge W and roll into the Superdome thinking awe me and Doug are gonna have a great time and I'll cruise to victory and Jimmy Graham and Brandin Cooks take turns :rapezy:
     
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  22. InZahnWeTrust

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    You got me that one time that Nelson simmed our game without any notice
     
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  23. rv12

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    Me and Buster Bryant hate each anyway. We can do this.
     
  24. 47 straight

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    I've never lost my division. NFC West will be all Seahawks (until I move them to OKC and change their name)
     
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  25. InZahnWeTrust

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    Nice sample size chump
     
  26. 47 straight

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    If you're referencing me then I'm 3/3 on division titles. Also, 2-1 against you and your Camthers.

    :kermit:
     
  27. InZahnWeTrust

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    Those were flukes. It was laggy and my thumb sticks were greasy
     
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  29. Kelso

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    greasy from the cheese!!!!!
     
  30. InZahnWeTrust

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    Sweaty cheese
     
  31. 47 straight

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    Sherman on GOlsen was like a hot knife cutting through cheese
     
  32. TLAU

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    I'm curious to see where the teams that planning on moving all land in season 2. Have seen several people interested in moving. Oakland is the lowest rated stadium so I know we'll be on the move in week 1. Via Youtube it looks like available cities and corresponding mascot choices include:

    London Bulldogs, Blackknights, Monarchs
    LA Crusaders, Red Dragons, Aftershocks
    Mexico City Diablos, Conquistadors, Golden Eagles
    Toronto Huskies, Mounties :aero: , Thunderbirds
    San Antonio Dreadnoughts, Marshalls, Express
    Orlando Orbits, Sentinels, Wizards OopsPowSurprise isn't this your city or thinking of another TMBer?
    Salt Lake City Elks, Flyers, Pioneers :loldog: at all of these
    Brooklyn Beats :dennard: Bulls, Barons
    Memphis Hounds, Egyptians (Memphis Egyptians... thefuck?), Steamers
    Chicago Tigers, Blues, Cougars
    Sacramento Condors, Miners, Redwoods
    Columbus ( Corch ) Aviators, Caps, Explorers
    Portland Riverhogs, Snowhawks, Lumberjacks :roll:
    Austin Bats, Armadillos, Desperados :cerealkiller:bats thing is gay as fuck but nice shoutout to the lame ass guano tourist attraction EA
    Dublin (Ireland not Ohio) Celtic Tigers, Shamrocks, Antlers...?
    Houston Oilers, Gunners, Voyagers
    OKC Lancers, Nighthawks, Bisons

    I say that whoever comes in last place in the league in season 1 has to become the Toronto Mounties the following season. Or the Salt Lake City Elks
     
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  33. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    I'm in Orlando. Not sure about other posters that are in this league.

    Would be pretty stupid of me to move the Packers, though
     
  34. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    I'm more South FL than Orlando but am in NYC now

    I would move the Rams to BK but that'll fuck with conferences. So probably Portland or LA. But I do want to keep my team name bc the Ram helmets are dope so I might just bite the bullet and keep them there/change the stadium
     
  35. SugarShaun

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    Moving a team doesn't affect the divisions
     
  36. SugarShaun

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    Corch isn't moving the Browns
     
  37. Kelso

    Kelso Fan of OU and OU accessories
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    so sayeth Commissioner Sugar!
     
  38. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    I know, just that it's dumb to have a NY team in the NFC West
     
  39. SugarShaun

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    The cpu moved the Rams to Brooklyn in the Madden 15 league
     
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  40. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Nah just saying after seeing the Browns leave Cleveland to go to Baltimore and how hated Art Modell is I don't think any Browns fan would move them in a video game
     
  41. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    Well then

    Hello Brooklyn
     
  42. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    If Brooklyn keeps growing like it is I really don't understand how the Jets don't move there (i'm talking IRL and full disclosure, I live in Brooklyn).
     
  43. Kelso

    Kelso Fan of OU and OU accessories
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    Full disclosure, my brother lives in Brooklyn and I once fought a pile of trash in its streets (along with any parking meters that were laughing at me)
     
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  44. Taco Sa1ad

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    Changed my name to match my gamertag. I'm a bold MF-er
     
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  45. TLAU

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    Have reached a new low point in life. Had a dream about Madden last night. Surprise random appearance by user Owsley who lost to InZahnWeTrust in the U.S. Semi-finals. Which led to a championship game Lankbowl where I had the 2013 Auburn Tigers and IZWT had the cheesin ass panthers. Remember very little about the actual game up until the last drive. I'm on defense down by 3 and get IZWT to 4th and 4. Of course he goes for it on his own side of the field instead of punting. Teams get up to the ball. IZWT does some bullshit that completely changes the camera to a birds eye FIFA view and snaps the ball, scrambles straight left with Cam, and gets the 1st down to seal the game. As I tried to make my appeal, my alarm goes off. I swear to god I probably would have punched IZWT in the face at 5:45 this morning

    :chan:
     
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  46. Kelso

    Kelso Fan of OU and OU accessories
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  47. InZahnWeTrust

    InZahnWeTrust Well-Known Member
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    Lol, I'm gonna miss those panthers
     
  48. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    Camera cheesing. Next level shit.
     
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  49. 47 straight

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    Memphis is the ancient capital of Egypt. I think you can credit Rome for not knowing this as Rome seemed to pretty much all of ancient Egypts movable relics on display. I'm sure they would've scooped up the pyramids (hence the pyramid the Grizzlies once played in) and the Sphynx if they could've.
     
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  50. SugarShaun

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    @pastapadre: EA is hopeful the patch for Madden NFL 16 will be out this week, but as we know with these things nothing is certain until MS/Sony clear it

    @ajstarting5: @pastapadre have they sent it in yet for approval?

    @pastapadre: @ajstarting5 From what I was told yes, and they're trying to get it fast-tracked through certification.

    @ajstarting5: @pastapadre roster update included or coming separately?

    @pastapadre: @ajstarting5 That should be mid-late this week. They're not tied together. If they arrive around the same time that's just coincidence.
     
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