2024 MLB Thread - Permitted to Talk Baseball Now That Mother's Day is Over

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  1. Tobias

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    yeah wow NL people actually have principles and care more about the future of the game than personal success
     
  2. bro

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    Just as many as Jacob degrom has thrown this year
     
  3. fucktx

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    sick burn but my fav team just won the ws bud
     
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  4. fucktx

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    Sounds like you guys are in agreement that you should go back to your shitty old rules and remove ozuna and ohtani from your respective lineups. Someone call up manfred
     
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  5. Tobias

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    cant speak for the dodgers but we would simply play ozuna in left and deal with the poor defense. it’s called strategy. not sure what the gotcha is supposed to be here
     
  6. pianoman

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    Who has the best ERA over the last 365 days? Minimum 100 innings


    Javier Assad
     
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  7. dump

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    New Smoltzy chant unlocked

     
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  8. Fusiontegra

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    Takes a special team to blow a 5-1 lead in the 9th to the Marlins
     
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  9. Wendel Clark

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    PLEASE DON'T OVERTURN IT

    That around the horn Triple Play from the Giants was so nice
     
  10. Emma

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    welcome to the show

    Freddy Peralta dealing, hit Jose Siri in the leg on a 3-0 count. Threw him out without warning and Murphy was tossed shortly after.
     
  11. bro

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    Rockies leading Marlins 5-0. Marlins tie it with 5 in the bottom of the 9th. Rockies take the lead in extras. Marlins win by scoring two in the bottom half.

    two dynamic teams battling it out.
     
  12. Andy Reocho

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    That is some horse shit. Also, not often you see an ump acting like that
     
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  13. Emma

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    3 games in a row with umps stealing the show. Siri hit a HR off Freddy earlier, only thing I can think of that would warrant a toss

    I mean? Full sequence

     
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  14. fucktx

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    Man it’s scary every time someone gets hit 95+ on the hands or wrists. 50/50 that they’re out for months
     
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  15. Bert Handsome

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    After blowing the game last night this clownshow ump crew inserting themselves again
     
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  16. fish

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    Bees swarming on the backstop net delaying the Dodgers in Arizona.
     
  17. b7

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    I am indifferent to robo umps until Elly gets rung up on a pitch outside the zone then I rage
     
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  18. SugarShaun

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  19. Tobias

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    gob isn’t on board with this delay
     
  20. Emma

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    welp

     
    #7020 Emma, Apr 30, 2024
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  21. DirtBall

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    Quick, someone get Ned Yost on the scene!!!



     
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  22. fucktx

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    Seems like every time I’ve watched the Rays Siri is yapping not necessarily surprised by that development
     
  23. fucktx

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    Uribe got him pretty good with that first punch
     
  24. teel

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    Still don't know what Siri did besides hit a homer
     
  25. Emma

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    Siri gotta be an elite shit talker.

    So far the Brewers have cleared the benches against the: Mets, Orioles, and the Rays. Must hate the eastern seaboard.
     
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  26. devine

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  27. bro

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  28. i am a bammer

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    Kind of interesting. There was a catchers interference on a ball in play. Result was man on second, 2 outs, run scores. Shildt had the option to take the catchers interference instead to give them bases loaded 1 out and decided to do it. Immediately rewarded with bases clearing double.
     
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  29. Gunners

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    I’m very happy the Os won, the Soto vs Kremer at bat was fucking nuts though. Dude took 3 balls and 2 strikes, didn’t swing at any, kept nodding his head at Kremer like he knew everything then sent one of the longest homers in Camden Yards history. Nodded again then flipped bat

    Kremer had a great outing but that was kinda wild
     
  30. ohhaithur

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    1.3 expected runs v. 1.5. The right decision, especially with the lead already, only in the fifth, and a good hitter up
     
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  31. fish

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    So, pretty much a coin flip.
     
  32. dblplay1212

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    He's fun. Would be more fun if we could start winning some games.


     
  33. bro

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  34. bro

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    Do a dumb shuffle every pitch. Show up the pitcher because he isn’t enamored by your childish behavior in the box. Lose the game.


    Perfect yankee.
     
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  35. bro

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    Houston walks off cleveland
     
  36. dblplay1212

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    :laugh:
     
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  37. ohhaithur

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    It's a coin flip in which one side is 15% more likely to land on it
     
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  38. Gunners

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    I took zero offense to what Soto did, that 465 foot homer also produced the same amount of runs as him being lazy af on a routine fly ball
     
  39. devine

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    The Oakland A’s play great defense and have an elite bullpen. How are you supposed to beat these guys?
     
  40. dblplay1212

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    Yea it looked like him and the pitcher were jawing at each the whole at bat. And allowing that ball to drop in the 2nd was so bat. Rizzo was all the in RF smh
     
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  41. SugarShaun

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    From playing MLB The Show, I want to take off Soto’s stupid cunt head after every shuffle so I applaud pitchers for their self control
     
  42. Tex

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    Never a doubt
     
  43. dump

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    someone sign The Beekeeper to a minor leagues deal

     
  44. dump

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  45. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  46. Gunners

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    Jorge Mateo does that 50x a year but really enjoyed that

    CD was surprisingly mostly good outside of thinking Gunnar’s strike zone was mid-shin, CD don’t like them young bucks
     
  47. fucktx

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    You’re back to this huh
     
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  48. dump

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  49. GoodForAnother

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    perfect sport
     
  50. Fidelio

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