George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace 1h1 hour ago $115 million?! Hey @AndyRichter wanna make a video of us doin' sex then try to get Gawker to run that shit?
Sad day for George @MrGeorgeWallace: Sorry, I missed the game. Did Oklahoma cover the spread? I bet everything I own on 'em.
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace Mar 28 Shout out to all the girls who aren't brick houses who feel self conscious durin' that song and whatnot.
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace Mar 23 Shout out to all the kettle-cooked shit. Try to feed me something that ain't from a kettle I will straight up fold your legs the wrong way.
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace 48s48 seconds ago All bullshit aside, if @realDonaldTrump brings back Joe Paterno I'll vote for his ass.
Was reading the Scott Baio ones and found this. Is good. George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace Aug 1 I want a pork chop that's like those Russian dolls & inside each pork chop is a smaller pork chop & so on. Anyway, have a great week y'all.
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace 2h2 hours ago That man was just worried he might have to ride in an elevator with Donald Trump so he took the suction cups instead.
I'm tired of folks sayin' my people have ridiculous names. Anyway I'm off to my niece's birthday party. Can't believe Pistachia's 5 already!
Just thinking about him today. I cant remember if he was going to drive on a parkway or park on a driveway or whatnot. I dont give a fuck.
George WallaceVerified account @MrGeorgeWallace 3m3 minutes ago Shout out to the top 5 woods in the world, ply, petrified, drift, Elijah and morning.
Got a like for this today and honestly still one of my favorite. I busted out laughed when I read which tweet it was that got the like
He's gotten a little too political lately (like most of Twitter) but his normal tweets are still gold.