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  1. angus

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    Well this is shitty parenting.









    Ohio Parents Arrested After 2-Year-Old Is Stuck in Toilet


    Authorities say the parents of a 2-year-old northeast Ohio boy have been arrested and jailed after the toddler became stuck in a toilet while left alone in the family's apartment.

    The (Canton) Repository reports ( http://bit.ly/1SC4Xfk ) that police were called to a Canton apartment Thursday after neighbors reported hearing a child crying for 30 minutes. Officers rescued the boy after a maintenance worker let them inside.

    A Canton police lieutenant told the newspaper the boy's mother arrived two hours later and said a sister was supposed to be babysitting. The lieutenant says the woman couldn't remember her sister's last name.

    The father was eventually found and arrested. Both parents are 20. The boy is in custody of child protective services.

    Police say they also found three marijuana plants in a cupboard.
     
  2. Magneto

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    http://www.newser.com/story/222166/freak-basketball-accident-kills-16-year-old.html

    – A game of pickup basketball turned tragic for a teen in Bucyrus, Ohio. Noah Lear, 16, was shooting hoops with three friends on Feb. 27 when he went to dunk the ball—and the support post, backboard, and rim fell and crushed the teen's head and neck. He was able to call his mom, and "he just said that he had an accident and his mouth was bleeding really bad and he knocked a few teeth out," Melissa Griffin tells the Galion Inquirer. He told her emergency responders were taking him to the hospital, and when she met him there, "the bleeding was so bad and he just kept saying he was sorry," Griffin tells the Bucyrus Telegraph-Forum. But Noah never recovered, and an update on a Facebook page created to track his progress says that he died Wednesday morning.

    After the accident, one friend held Noah's head still while the others called 911. He was revived twice at a local hospital after going into cardiac arrest, and then flown to a larger hospital, his mother says. He was put into a medically induced coma and went through surgeries and MRIs, but he never came out of the coma, and on Monday, doctors determined his brain injuries were more traumatic than originally thought, and he was moved to hospice care. "The part of his brain that controls his heart and blood pressure has been damaged very badly," a GoFundMe campaign for the teen explains. Per his Facebook page, "His accident ... has reminded us all that anything can happen in the blink of an eye." Says Griffin: "He was just playing ball with his friends, like he loved to do. It’s so hard to make sense of all of this."
     
  3. milquetoast

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    Should've made the extra pass
     
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  4. mangler

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    Something similar almost happened to my former boss during a game of pickup ball at lunch. Fortunately a coworker saw the goal falling and caught it on his shoulder just before it crashed in the guys skull. We added some more water to the base therafter.
     
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  6. Crepeswithasmile

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    malone'ed when he should've stockton'ed
     
  7. Whiskers McSchitty

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    I don't really think this is what the thread was intended for. This is some tragic news. Not something that is stereotypical of the craziness that goes on in these two fine states.

    I mean was there even a hand, wrist, and forearm up someone's ass pulling out their soul?
     
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  8. Magneto

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    It was a fucked up way for someone to die.
     
  9. Whiskers McSchitty

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    Being fisted to death is a fucked up way to die.

    What happened to that young man was straight tragic.

    But do you!
     
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  10. Magneto

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    Palm Beach - Though a man tried to hide his tattoos when he allegedly broke into a home in a suburban West Palm Beach, the state of Florida tattoo on his face and “red rum” written across his neck were hard to miss on the surveillance footage, according to investigators. Johnathan Hewett was identified by his multiple tattoos and arrested on charges of burglary, grand theft and possession of a weapon by a felon. On March 21, Hewett is seen on surveillance video prying open the door of a home on the 600 block of Elm Road in the Westgate neighborhood just west of the city limits. Hewett took a gun, a Michael Kors watch and a counterfeit Rolex and left the home, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office report. The homeowner told investigators he knew Hewett as the friend of a former roommate who had been to the home before. The man’s surveillance footage clearly showed his”red rum” tattoo, which investigators noted is “murder” spelled backward, according to the report. Hewett was just released from prison in August after serving eight months of a year-long sentence for carrying a concealed weapon, a felon in possession of a gun and intimidating a witness, according to Florida Department of Corrections records.
     
  12. blind dog

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    can't see the redrum tattoo but super impressed by the map of florida.
     
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  14. Duck70

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    http://abcnews.go.com/US/law-enforc...alities-ohio-home-officials/story?id=38596900
    8 Family Members 'Shot in the Head' in Ohio 'Execution-Style Killings,' Officials Say
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    WATCH 8 Family Members Killed 'Execution-Style' in Ohio

    At least eight family members are dead in what appeared to be "execution-style killings" today across four different locations in Pike County, Ohio, according to officials.

    All eight victims -- believed to be seven adults and one 16-year-old -- appeared to have been "shot in the head." Seven of the victims were found in three homes on the same road in Peebles, said Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine and Pike County Sheriff Charles Reader in a news conference this afternoon.

    The eighth victim, an adult, was found later than the other victims at a fourth location in Piketon, officials said.

    No arrests have been made, and authorities believe there is a high chance the individual or individuals who committed the homicides is/are still at large, armed and dangerous, DeWine said. He added that preliminary investigations showed that none of the eight deceased appeared to have committed suicide.

    Some of the victims appeared to have been killed in their sleep early this morning and were found shot to death in their beds, DeWine said.

    One victim, who appeared to be a mother, was killed lying in bed with a 4-day-old baby, he added.



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    Three children -- the 4-day-old baby, a 6-month-old baby and a 3-year-old -- were found alive at the crime scenes, according to Reader.

    Authorities are still working on positively identifying each of the deceased individually and notifying next-of-kin, he added.

    DeWine said that while residents of the county "should not panic," they should "be careful."



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    Law enforcement are responding to "multiple fatalities" reported at a home in Peebles, Ohio, according to the Ohio Attorney General's Bureau of Criminal Investigation (BCI).more +


    Agents with the Ohio Attorney General's Bureau of Criminal Investigation (BCI) are leading the ongoing investigation at the request of Pike County Sheriff's Office, officials said. Numerous other law enforcement agencies from nearby counties are offering support.

    ABC News' Rex Sakamoto and Devin Villacis contributed to this report.
     
  15. Taffy

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    Well that's the Dexter reboot sorted.
     
  16. spagett

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    This one is so sad
     
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    family will get paid by the goal manufacturer and/or the city if it was at a park.

    still sad though. this is the sort of thing that happens when :ghost: 's try to dunk
     
  18. Fusiontegra

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    Picturesque representation of Florida man.
     
  19. broken internet

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    Good Christ, Ohio.

    Just have one of your guys run down the highway naked on meth or something, no need to eliminate an entire family's lineage.
     
  20. Jax Teller

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    Looks like it was drug related.
     
  21. broken internet

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  23. broken internet

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    Finally a good story to come out of Ohio! :beaver:



    Student invites mother to prom to give her night she never had
    WCMHPublished: May 3, 2016, 7:47 am Updated: May 3, 2016, 7:52 am

    GAHANNA, OH (WCMH) — A Ohio high school student surprised his mom by asking her to prom.

    Trey Potter said he wanted to show his mother, MelissaRoshan (MelRo) Potter how much he admires her after everything she’s been through in her life.

    “She never had that experience and she’s risked so much for throughout my life and made so many sacrifices. I thought it would be the right thing to do,” Trey Potter said.

    MelRo Potter grew up living in 23 different foster care homes. She ended up pregnant and homeless at sixteen-years-old.

    “My mother was raped when I was 13 and I am the product from that rape. And as a result I lived in the foster care system and didn’t hear any positive reinforcements that I was valuable or worthy,” mother MelRo Potter said.

    MelRo was abused in some of the foster homes, but fought through the pain and raised her son alone. She was later discovered as a model and landed several magazine covers.

    “When I was pregnant with him well, I heard, ‘Mel because you lived in the foster care system, you’re probably not going to raise a thriving individual. It just doesn’t happen. You can’t give him what you don’t have.’ So seeing who he has become and knowing the sacrifices that have been made and how much I love him and seeing that come to fruition, I’ve proved him wrong,” Potter said.

    Potter turned her life around and is now an advocate for foster care children.

    “I think it shows her how much I appreciate her cause i really do after all she’s been through and all I’ve been through with her,” Trey Potter said.
     
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  24. Festus McBadass

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    I thought that story was going to end with him fucking his mother.
     
  25. Magneto

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    I'm no math expert, but what?
     
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  26. Moxin24

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  27. Taffy

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    Inception conception
     
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  28. broken internet

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    It's a little convoluted but she's saying that her mom (kid's grandma) was raped when she was 13, and mom is product of that rape. Mom never got a chance in life due to foster system keeping her down, and she ended up homeless and pregnant with son at age 16.
     
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    Woman calls in false armed robbery to avoid paying bill at Gold Star Chili
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    MOUNT HEALTHY, Ohio (WKRC) - A Mt. Healthy woman is accused of reporting a false robbery to get out of paying a bill.

    Court documents indicate Destiny Watson was inside the Hamilton Avenue Gold Star in Mount Healthy when she called 911 for a robbery.

    When police got on scene, an employee told them there wasn't one. Police checked Watson's phone and confirmed the call to 911.

    Investigators say Watson ordered more than $20 dollars worth of food, but couldn't pay for it.

    Watson is charged with theft, making false alarms and disrupting public services. A judge ordered her held on $30,000 bond.

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  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Why the fuck would anything in Ohio be called "Healthy"?
     
  31. Baron

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    she looks healthy to me
     
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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    she's got that chili shine going on. shit is just seeping out her pores.
     
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  33. pianoman

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    Since I work near Mt. Healthy, it's named Mt. Healthy because during a cholera outbreak back in the 1800s pretty much everyone in the area died except those in one village which was then named Mt. Healthy.
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    "Quick, get the fuck up the mountain!"
    "What mountain?"
    "That one over there! The one with all the healthy people! Mount fucking Healthy!"
     
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  35. broken internet

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    Cleveland man asks to use neighbor's phone, strips naked and steals her canes, police say


    May 17, 2016 at 1:17 PM


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    CLEVELAND, Ohio -- A 43-year-old Cleveland man asked to use his 72-year-old neighbor's phone, then stripped naked, sat on her couch and stole two of her walking canes, according to court records.

    A grand jury on Monday charged Ramel Thomas with burglary, robbery and public indecency in connection with the May 8 incident in Cleveland's Corlett neighborhood.

    Thomas lives in an apartment building at East 120th Street near Rexford Avenue, according to court documents.

    He knocked on the apartment door of a 72-year-old woman who lives in the same building and asked to use her phone, police said.

    The woman let him in. But instead of using the phone, Thomas took off all of his clothes and sat on her couch, records say.

    The woman eventually got Thomas to put his clothes back on, and he walked out of the apartment. She followed him to the door, where Thomas grabbed two of her walking canes, pushed her against a wall and walked away, police said.

    Thomas was arrested that day and charged with robbery in Cleveland Municipal Court. His bond was set at $50,000.

    Thomas is scheduled to be arraigned May 27.
     
  36. ned's head

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    Woman arrested for breast-feeding videos faces life sentence

    • Felten faces charges of capital sexual battery, lewd and lascivious molestation, promoting sexual performance by a child and possession with intent to promote child pornography.

      The dozens of videos, which investigators say Felten was selling online, include footage of her breast feeding a toddler. The videos sometimes involved Felten rubbing oil on herself and the child and other sexual acts, according to court documents.

      The 31-year-old faces multiple additional capital sexual battery and other charges after Tallahassee Police investigators discovered 45 other videos on her computer, said Assistant State Attorney Lorena Vollrath-Bueno. Charing documents are being prepared, she said.

      Vollrath-Bueno said the charges against Felten were serious enough that prosecutors pushed she not be released from jail.

      Felten faces a mandatory life sentence if convicted.

      Officers were tipped off to Felten when a Wisconsin man downloaded several videos and paid for them using a PayPal account.

      A lieutenant with the Crawford County, Wisconsin, Sheriff’s Office said the video “was clearly not done for the purpose of education or artistic display. Based on the content, and the fact it is being sold by Felten, it is clear this video is for sexual purposes,” court documents said.

      Her trial has been set to start Sept. 19.

      Felten's attorney John Eagen said he seeking to suppress the videos as evidence.

      But Vollrath-Bueno said the first-person videos could be the most powerful evidence against Felten.

      “It is going to be one of those cases that the proof will be in the videos we will show to the jury,” she said.
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  37. ~ taylor ~

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    Fucking Ohio.
     
  38. broken internet

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  39. Stagger Lee

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    Reminds me of the menudo handshake.

    menudo handshake
    Banging your girlfriend doggy style in her arse while reaching into her pussy (whole handed) jacking yourself off through the thin membrain that seperates the two.

    You should've seen Lisa's eyes light up when I shook hands with her guts last night. She loves them menudo handshakes!!
     
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  40. dblplay1212

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    Your avatar matches perfectly with the face I made while reading your post.
     
  41. Stagger Lee

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    Also relevant to this thread:


    Florida Man Caught Having Sex With Alligator He Kept Tied Up In His Backyard
    Florida strikes again.

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    Florida raises the stakes yet again. We’re used to seeing all kinds of bizarre shit going down there, but this one is pretty much unthinkable, just in terms of how practical it is.

    The story revolves around a 59 year old guy called Rupert Darwin who lives in the sparsely populated Everglade City, which is home to roughly 400 people. Not really much of a city then.

    Darwin lives in the outskirts, works as a fisherman and keeps himself to himself according to residents. They also describe him as odd, although I’m not really sure if anyone could have prepared them for how odd he actually turned out to be.

    It transpired that Darwin had a 12 foot alligator tied up and blindfolded in his backyard and that he would regularly rape the animal multiple times a day. He was discovered after an unnamed nature hiker walked past his place and overheard the dirty deed going on – he also heard Darwin talking dirty to the alligator:

    "It was the darndest thing. I was performing a nature walk but I got a little off the beaten track when I got lost because my compass stopped working after I sat on it by accident.

    I came across this wooden hut in the woods and was going to go in to ask them for directions when I heard someone shouting in the backyard.

    I walked over there and heard Darwin growling: ‘next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.’

    It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen. The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a shit that Darwin was having sex with it.

    Needless to say I hightailed it out of there. It took me another seven hours to find a road without my compass but I’m still glad I didn’t go anywhere near that guy."


    Hmm. Sounds like Darwin’s dirty talk wasn’t really doing it for the alligator. I mean it’s alright doing the whole 50 Shades Of Grey thing, but if you aren’t going to put any actual effort in then what’s the point?

    Darwin was arrested following these revelations and was charged with multiple counts of animal cruelty as well as illegally keeping a wild animal. He pretty much admitted to all the charges and explained the situation during his police interview:

    "The gator had gotten a hold of my pant leg when I was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag me into the water. I was able to escape without injury, but I wanted revenge, pure and simple.

    I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

    I planned to chop off her tail and pull her teeth apart too. I was then going to torture her by playing nigger music at her over and and over again without stopping. Bitch."


    Well, that sure is one hell of a revenge scheme isn’t it? Damn. I’m not sure if the alligator even gave a crap though because it just lay there completely still when Darwin was pumping his dick into her. Sounds like she didn’t even notice it to be honest, so it sounds like Darwin’s little scheme was a complete bust. Loser.

    Darwin is probably going to jail for some time whilst the alligator is getting ready to be released back into the wild after being treated for minor injuries. No idea what she’ll get up to now she’s free again but I’m sure Darwin will be hoping she doesn’t come looking for revenge on him like he did. It doesn’t really sound like she was too bothered by the whole ordeal though so will probably just go back to attacking random rednecks.
     
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  42. broken internet

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    I hear banjos...
     
  43. mjkstl

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    The alligator isn't going to care about any kind of music . That makes no sense .
     
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  46. broken internet

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    :roll::roll::roll:

    This is epic. Not just the fact that she's able to sling those references, but that someone was able to listen to and understand them for the captioning.



     
  47. Arkie Proud

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    "I will eat your face. I will digest it." She should be let off with only a warning for that alone.
     
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    WAFF 48 ‏@waff48 30m30 minutes ago
    Ohio man arrested again for having sex with pool float http://bit.ly/1UCqMro



    Hamilton man arrested again for having sex with pool float


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    HAMILTON, OH -
    A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float.

    Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the witness said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars.

    He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court.

    Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He pleaded guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early.

    In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft.

    In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

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  49. broken internet

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    Mom used infant to beat up man in Daytona Beach, police say
    By Associated PressPublished: July 5, 2016, 9:15 am

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    DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) – An 18-year-old woman has been arrested after police in Florida say she used her infant son to batter her boyfriend.

    Beach Safety Ocean Rescue Captain Tammy Marris tells local news outlets the 6-month-old boy was taken to a hospital Monday afternoon where he was reportedly doing OK.

    Officers responded shortly before 4:30 p.m. Monday to a beach in Daytona Beach. Marris says responders found Tatyana Allen had battered her boyfriend, also the baby’s father, with the child.

    Officers arrested Allen on charges of battery and infliction of physical/mental injury on a child. She was being held Monday night without bail. It’s unclear whether Allen has an attorney.
     
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