Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. wes tegg

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    Y'all are going to pay Saban $75MM a year instead.
     
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  2. Teflon Queen

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    Nobody can outbid Texas!

    *hire Charlie Strong*
     
  3. wes tegg

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    To be fair, nobody else was going to pay him that kind of money.
     
  4. dome foam

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    clueless
     
  5. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Would it be worth it if it were one and done but he hoisted the golden flesh light in burnt orange
     
  6. Teflon Queen

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    Because he sucks...he was making almost 4mm at UL though
     
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  7. wes tegg

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    Yeah, man. That was the joke.
     
  8. phunkybuck

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    Why would he make a lateral move?
     
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  9. Teflon Queen

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    I know...but you can never ridicule dbag Texas fans enough
     
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  10. We$tTxO&G

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  11. wes tegg

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    Fair. The Texas dudes in cowboy hats and chaps aren't all that different than the jar-jizzing fake military guys.
     
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  12. Teflon Queen

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    Do not like my posts We$tTxO&G ... just because Texas are a bunch of fags too does not mean y'all are any less queer.
     
  13. DrTomOsbourne

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    This Martell fella seems like a real d-bag.

    If Aggie would have simply lost him maybe they would have been better off, but that meltdown was just too much. Entertaining for all others though, so I'm a big fan.
     
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  14. jhooked

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    Still a better investment than Laremy Tunsil boomroastedgoteeeeeeem
     
  15. We$tTxO&G

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    :texassmug:
     
  16. wes tegg

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    Not really. A blowout loss in the Texas Bowl to Arkansas is his crowning achievement. Let that sink in.
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

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    is he still employed?
     
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  18. dome foam

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    why are you so mad?
     
  19. dome foam

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    his crowning achievement was a victory over OU last year but yeah
     
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  20. OZ

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    Oz: Thread making fun of the jizz jars
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    Oz: starts reading thread and dumb things jizz jars do
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    'Aaron Might be the gayest name for a male outside of Ian'
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    I should of went to A&M because OZ is just another name for Aaron
     
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  21. jokewood

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    Things have gotten bad when Iowa recruits are talking shit about your program.
     
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  22. We$tTxO&G

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    My thoughts on the situation is that it sucks and shows some crazy dysfunction with our qb situations lately. At the end of the day though, I think martell has been mentally decommitted for a while now and its better he make it offical now instead of in December/january. Netherly was never going to come here and mooreheads tweet (really really stupid tweet from a coach) was an easy excuse for him to skedaddle.
     
  23. Beeds07

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    Wow, his intent was hacked.
     
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  24. Artoo

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    Man, I love a perfectly looped gif
     
  25. UncleJesse

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  26. Futureman

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    I think A&M could get Herman because they're maybe the only school crazy enough to outbid Texas. Like the person at the auction who will raise the paddle until they win.
     
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  27. Jake Barnes

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    Herman getting $7M per with two years of HC experience is pretty skrong.
     
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  28. jhooked

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    Oh Strong has definitely been a train wreck at Texas so no argument there, but I think the NCAA penalties that will stem from Tunsil will put Ole Miss in an even more difficult situation.

    Reputable sources are saying 30 scholarships over 3 years, Tegg.

    30!
     
  29. IanBoyd

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  30. dome foam

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    A&M won't be able to afford sumlin's buyout, let alone pay 7MM+ for Herman.

    they are already so much in debt with their stupid renovations that they are legit screwed if they suck this year.
     
  31. Jake Barnes

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    The athletic department got ~$193M this year (by far the most in the SEC) and this article says even after the Kyle Field stuff, they still had a $7M surplus for the year. :idk:

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...oins-college-sports-financial-elite/79567194/
     
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  32. IanBoyd

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    The biggest winner in this is Baylor

    A&M conveniently takes the media attention away from them once again.

    Fuck Baylor
     
  33. Futureman

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    Do you not SEC money?
     
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  34. dblplay1212

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    Is anything more lame than "They may be better at football but damnit we have more money!"?
     
  35. Futureman

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    They may be better at football but damnit our academics are better!
     
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  36. Ray McKigney

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    No. This makes us feel better about the current state of affairs.

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  37. dome foam

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    have i said that we are better at football?
     
  38. Andy Reocho

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  39. dblplay1212

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    No bc we all know that's not true. That's why you stick to money digs. That's more embarrassed than your football team.
     
  40. We$tTxO&G

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    you literally have no idea what you are talking about. thats some dumb shit you heard on OB and try to pass it off as an original thought [​IMG]
     
  41. Can I Spliff it

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  42. dome foam

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    how about you actually read what i write, instead of being a mindless douche.
     
  43. NoNatty

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    The apology typed up on iPhone notes before you inevitably get fired. I've seen this story before.
     
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  45. IanBoyd

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  46. dome foam

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    aggie finances:

    Sumlin's buyout is $20 million, and it is due in full withing 60 days of his firing, so it can't be paid out of cash flow over a period of years and there isn't any mitigation if he were to be employed by another school. $20 million, plus the buyout of the next coach, plus buyouts for the assistant coaches when the new coach wants to bring in his own staff (that is the buyout of the existing aggy assistants and the assistants the new coach wants on his staff). On top of that, the new coach is going to want a multi year contract with guarantees and we all know the ags are idiots when it comes to offering contracts to football coaches.

    They borrowed $350 million to finance their new stadium, they had somewhere around $50 million in existing facilities debt prior to the stadium project, they owe $20 million to the academic side for the 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2012 bailouts when aggy athletics couldn't pay its bills. There is also additional debt for various other projects. And to service all that debt, they are only pulling in $110 million in revenue (2014-2015 academic year gross athletics revenue). Debt service for the aggy program is somewhere north of 22%. For programs such as Ohio State or Texas, that number is around 8%.

    The ags don't have the money to fire Sumlin unless someone is willing to step up and write a check for close to $30 million. And this comes at a time when they have hit up donors hard to help fund the new stadium, the Bright upgrades and when the school is trying to manage a $4 billion capital campaign.

    The total operating budget for the TAMU System is just over $3.6 billion. For the UT system, that number if north of $17 billion. With the opening of the med school on the UT Austin campus, the operating budget for UT Austin will be greater than that for the entire TAMU system. The non-PUF endowments for the UT Austin campus are more than all the combined endowments of the TAMU System (including their imputed 1/3 of the PUF). By Regents Rule 80303, the PUF revenues dedicated to UT Austin equal the PUF derived revenues for the entire TAMU System.

    Aggys believe they paid cash for their stadium because aggys are mostly $#@!ing idiots. To get the financing for their stadium, they had to pledge revenues from the entire aggy system because the revenues from the TAMU College Station campus were insufficient to make the deal happen.

    As for the AUF, pursuant to the constitution, public endowment money can only be used to finance construction money. It can't be used for operating expenses or athletics. And no, there was no $100 million "windfall" in 2014. Every dime the aggys get from the AUF is already spent on managing the insane growth in student population.

    For the aggys who insist the school didn't build the stadium with mostly borrowed money:

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    The gross revenue of agy athletics is around $110 million/yr. As of now, their expenses are $102 million (2014-2015 academic year figures). The interest expense on the stadium debt is just north of $19 million/yr (this is just starting to kick in. They capitalized - added it in to the amount they borrowed and paid for it out of debt borrowings instead of paying it out of operating cash flow - the first year of interest expense, so the real pain of paying their bills is just setting in.. Once they have to start setting aside money to repay the principal, that figure will be well north of $30 million.
    Their men's basketball program costs about $14 million, their football program costs about $25 million and their baseball program around $12 million. So, of $110 million, $19 million for debt service ($91 million left to work with). $51 million for men's major sports ($40 million left to work with). Add in Title IX requirements and facilities maintenance and tell me how they balance their budget (something they already have been unable to do for 5 of the last 10 years).

    Because their College Station campus only operates on roughly $1.3 billion/yr, they lacked the unrestricted cash flow to use revenues from their flagship campus to guarantee the $350 million in stadium debt. They had to guarantee revenues from the entire TAMU system to back the Kyle Field bonds. That means TAMU-Corpus, Galveston, Tarleton and the rest of the system will first feel the cutbacks to pay for aggy athletics. Once that happens, either the alumni step in and bail them out or aggy athletics go into a nasty downward spiral. This, at a time they are wanting to swell their flagship enrollment to 80,000 and also conduct a $4B capital campaign.
     
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  47. fsugrad99

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    I don't think Aaron is going to be getting any...

    :glasses on:

    Moorehead

    :yeaaaaaaaah:
     
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  48. dblplay1212

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    I read all of your "they are so poor, we have more money" posts.
     
  49. dblplay1212

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    Stop embarrassing yourself.
     
  50. dblplay1212

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    Nailed it.