Cincinnati zoo kills gorilla to save child who slipped into enclosure

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  1. Teflon Queen

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    It's unfortunate that the gorilla had to be killed, but I think there's a very good chance that its death causes far more awareness and more money than it being in the zoo ever would have.
     
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  2. Tiffin

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    I'm not sure the "being gentle" argument was ever really a valid argument, but that's about as gentle as I'd expect a goddamn gorilla to be. This isn't a fucking Disney movie they're motherfucking insanely strong wild goddamn animals.
     
  3. * J Y *

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    Have you ever made love to a gorilla? Bc if you haven't you shouldn't comment on how gentle they can actually be.
     
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  4. Tiffin

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    Do you know how long it took to get this monkey to suck my dick...without trying to peel it first?
     
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  5. Teflon Queen

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    Yea...which is why it makes sense that they had to shoot the bastard
     
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  6. HoosDaMan

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    Give them time
     
  7. Tiffin

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    Duh?
     
  8. brolift

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    Scene two of In-N-Out: Animal Style
     
  9. Teflon Queen

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    Some people seem really upset at that part :idk:
     
  10. * J Y *

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    Best line was after the money shot: Aye Carumbe Harambe!
     
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  11. brolift

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    Then we shot him in the head
     
  12. Artoo

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    Dump, just stop. You llare coming off like a fucking idiot in here. No one is going to listen to your opinions on parenting. Maybe spend a weekend watching Melanie's kids to get some perspective. I'm sure she's been knocked up 2 or 3 times by now.
     
  13. * J Y *

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    He would've shit in the van
     
  14. brolift

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    Woulda been Scene 4 of In-N-Out: Animal Style if you weren't such a fucking prude.

    You think after all the porn you've watched a little bestiality scat play would be your line in the sand.

    SMDH
     
  15. * J Y *

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    You should've thought of that before you pulled the tarp up and threw it in the dumpster. I have to live in that van. Plus gorilla shit on the carpet doesn't come out for weeks and the girls make funny faces from the smell during filming.
     
  16. brolift

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    Harambe's agent said he wouldn't fuck on the tarp like some kind of animal.
    Read the fucking contracts next time you sign talent jfc
     
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  17. * J Y *

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    Lmbo if we honored the talent's contracts we would owe dump about 3 adidas polos at this point.
     
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  18. brolift

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    I traded them in for one Peter Millar shirt.

    Thing is too big
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    I feel like if you capture a dolphin you should be allowed to fuck it
     
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  20. High Cotton

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    How about you unprevent that video of your stabbin cabin?
     
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  21. High Cotton

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    There isn't a drink, drug, or rollercoaster on this earth that can give him more of an adrenaline rush.

    Godspeed kiddo, its all downhill from here.
     
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  22. wes tegg

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    http://www.naturalnews.com/054202_Justice_for_Harambe_gorilla_Cincinnati_zoo.html

    You be the judge.
     
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  24. Teflon Queen

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  25. herb.burdette

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    image.jpeg When Susie the Gorilla celebrated her birthday in 1936, the Cincinnati Zoo set a national record for single day attendance, over 16,000.
     
  26. BlazingRebel

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  27. dump

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    I bet so many kids got into the enclosure that day
     
  28. CraigAnne Conway

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    Shut up and make with the video of your new pad, Joe.
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    Not being able to tell means it's pretty good satire, right?
     
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  30. High Cotton

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  31. dump

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    What is it called when you are the only parent of probably the millions of parents that visit the Cincinnati Zoo that can't control their kid enough for him not to climb into a fucking cage with a wild animal
     
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    Joe, your mom couldn't even prevent you from becoming a loser in life, and you expect this mom to keep her kid from hopping over a fence?
     
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  35. CraigAnne Conway

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    Social media users threaten wrong mom in Cincinnati Zoo incident
    http://nbc4i.com/2016/06/01/social-media-users-threaten-wrong-mom-in-cincinnati-zoo-incident/
    CINCINNATI (WCMH)–A woman who shares her name with the mother of a boy who got into the gorilla exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo last week has been attacked on social media, WLWT reports.

    Authorities killed the 17-year-old male gorilla named Harambe on Saturday at the Cincinnati Zoo.

    We have not named the boy or his mother, who was with him when he got into the exhibit–the woman being wrongly attacked on Facebook is from the Cleveland area.

    “I actually have a 5-year-old little boy and I think that’s why I was probably being targeted because my profile picture was of me and him, and I’m also from Ohio with the same name,” she said in an interview with WLWT.

    It got so bad that the other mom added text to her Facebook profile photo that says “This (woman’s first name) has never even been to the Cincinnati Zoo! Neither has my 5 year old son!”

    “I have received multiple messages that were meant for her and I can not believe how many people thought killing Harambe was wrong and it should have been her son who died instead,” the woman said.

    “A lot of people have said I should have my children taken away, I should have my tubes tied…I’ve had a lot of people say I was pretty much the scum of the earth.”

    The boy’s family released a statement saying he continues to do well and expressing gratitude to the Cincinnati Zoo for protecting his life Saturday.
     
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  36. Goose

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    I saw this when I was trying to find the lady :laugh:
     
  37. HarleyOutlaw

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    As a grandparent with a 4 year old boy, who just went to the fuckin zoo, I'm pissed that we didn't get to see a gorilla.

    Also, that little boy knows by my tone to stop when I say stop. But my wife can say the same thing and the boy is oblivious. It's goddamn frustrating. I think the dynamic between kids and moms is different so I can see her telling him no, him doing the typical 4year old thing and being defiant. I can see both sides.

    But I'm mainly pissed that we didn't see a gorilla, so there's that.
     
  38. High Cotton

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  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Shoot your gorilla ass too. Yeezy 2020.
     
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    Steelers Safety :facepalm:
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  43. Prospector

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    anything new on the last 4 pages that wasn't already argued on the previous 6 pages?
     
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  44. dathalfnukkahd

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    Wow that was incredibly racist.
     
  45. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'm sure you need bandages for the burns from his take
     
  46. polo is for poors

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    These majestic creatures shouldn't be in cages for dumb tourists to pay an admission and point at. They should be free to roam the wilderness and climb the Empire State Building.
     
  47. Baron

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    Just saw on the local news, the barrier to Gorilla World has already been improved to 42" tall and includes netting now.

    Also goose, the exhibit doesn't open again until 6/7, so you must wait until then to visit Harambe's wemminz. HTH.
     
  48. wes tegg

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    Yeah, that was the joke.