McKayla Maroney Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Sterling A, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. bigred77

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  2. Shawn Hunter

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    It's as if she created as runway to the titties, indeed
     
  3. TheoB

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    Your belly is perfect time for cum


    Lol
     
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  4. indeed

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    It's been warm in NYC metro this week, so of course you ask, "why the flowing garment?" Very simple, she is becoming more and more self-conscious as her body begins to sag and fat becomes more evident, and this is an even greater challenge for someone so short. 69 with her must be difficult to the point of eliminating it as an option. A lot of her height is in her lower half, so if you do the standard 69 with her on top, her mouth is going to end up somewhere on your abdomen, unless you have a Substantial and Lengthy Cock. Plus her unibrow is suggestive of a hairy ass and taint situation, and who wants to deal with that as you are trying to lick her snap-tight box? Better just to do a titty fuck, as we all know that's what she wants, and then scoot up to her face when on the verge, in order to shove the unit between her engorged mouth lips and drop the load towards the back of her throat. Tho I'm pretty sure this one is a cum dodger.
     
  5. Shawn Hunter

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  6. UncleJesse

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  7. Joe_Pesci

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  8. TC

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    If we have learned anything in this thread, the answer is clearly a lot of people
     
  9. Shawn Hunter

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    Big, if true
     
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  10. Sterling A

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    ive seen it all now
     
  11. Gambler

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    You should be a sideline reporter. This kind of insight doesn't fall out of trees.
     
  12. TLAU

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    GoodForAnother Mix what user is in charge of this troll account. it's actually kinda funny. It's like the fucked up mom's basement version of Iron Mickey when he does the 50 shades of gray sexual posts
     
  13. Shinzon

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    I'd be willing to bet quite the opposite. Guessing she's the type that probably has cum-covered, duckface selfies saved on her phone.
     
  14. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    what just happened?
     
  15. 1

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    Started off iffy. Last half was great. Like awarded.
     
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  16. TC

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    That depends. Do you have a Substantial and Lengthy Cock?
     
  17. 1

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    indeed just happened.
     
  18. Hail Southern

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    hilarity was had
     
  19. CK D Floppin

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  20. DirtBall

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    I was wondering why "Substantial and Lengthy Cock" was capitalized.
     
  21. JohnnyChimpo

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    indeed
     
  22. TC

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    Idk but next time we get a basketball commit I know how I'm describing him :gfa:
     
  23. ChileanNole

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    And that is why I check this thread regurlarly

    and McKayla nudes
     
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  24. HOOSINSC

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    because it's Substantial and Lengthy
     
  25. Killy Me Please

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    Who's going to be the hero and make memes out of these
     
  26. I'll Give You Asthma

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  27. steamengine

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    :golfclap: Just the best thing I've ever read
     
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    Hey girl, what them mouth lips do?
     
  29. Redav

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    I really enjoy this guy's posts
     
  30. TLAU

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    from start to finish it's just great. "It's been warm in NYC this week..." what a way to open up
     
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    i wouldn't have a problem :idk:
     
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  33. gilstein21

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    someone showed me a news headline today about a teacher being fired for saying, "i want you to lick me where I fart."

    my first reaction was she's commented to McKayla before
     
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  36. indeed

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    All across the world, in developed societies and cultures that don't force women to cover up, there is immediate recognition of what is going on when a young woman starts to voluntarily wear long and flowing garments. It is an immediate red flag that once attractive and seductive body parts are getting fat and taking on the appearance and texture of full-fat cottage cheese. A True China-Man is just as likely to understand this as a red blooded American male, as is a hopeless Indian living on top of a rotting garbage pile in the slums of Mumbai. Now, there may be a few "uncontacted" societies deep in the Amazon and such, where they have not yet developed loom technology or realized that more assertive groups can force weaker people into sweat shops to make them clothing. These women face the same issue with gravity and aging, so they are using palm fronds and such to cover up their sagging bodies. So a tip here would be that if you see drone or copter footage of these folks angrily waving their arms at the camera, and there is a woman with lots of palm fronds, she was probably really hot at one point. Like other women in tribal settings, none seem to care at all when their boobs sag like bananas, which you can easily validate in many old copies of National Geographic. It's a sure thing that more future posts will have less visible flesh and more extravagant garments to hide or distract from her deteriorating body. Her current areas of focus are the ass and posterior leg regions, which is where most women start to lose it. If she posts a pic of herself in a sari or burka, it's not because she is culturally sensitive or edgy, it's because her stomach and anterior regions have started to fail. This Halloween, it is very likely she will choose to be a mummy or some other deceptive type of costume.
     
  37. TC

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    Oh, this is jgamibi's new account. Makes sense now
     
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    Not a single picture of the subject of this thread on this page. Just comments about comments. Carry on if you must.
     
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  40. TC

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    We read Playboy for the articles breh
     
  41. UncleJesse

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    Wait, did Mary Kate and Ashley just throw fried chicken into that black guy's guitar case? Olsen twins racist as fuck.
     
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  42. Shawn Hunter

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    Don't be bringing your family problems up in this thread. Maybe if you had been a better uncle to them they wouldn't have gone down such a dark path!
     
  43. Barves2125

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    Whoa there, buck-o.
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  44. IanBoyd

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    Its a sad day, her instagram account appears to be zapped now :tebow:
     
  45. dump

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    :no:
     
  46. TC

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    Ok everyone calm down. If we all send her a short message about what we'd like to do to her sexually in graphic detail she'll probably change her mind and come back
     
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    indeed can you please take the lead on this

    TIA
     
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