Today I'm going to share with you the sights and sounds we deal with weekly in section 308 at Paul Brown Stadium Darnay Scott and his idiot son were on their yearly venture from their Kentucky trailer today. Sweet Indian and cargo shorts dude Guy Fieri in the house This is this guy's entire life Obviously Android users. Dad went and bought an Eifert jersey as well as a junior sized Bengals football at halftime These guys stood the entire game e Videos incoming
Then there's this guy, who spends his whole life trying to be a Superfan. I've never seen him get more than 20 people to do his little chant He also has airbrushed pants...
Being seated anywhere close to a white guy with tattoos and bling in his ears is normally not advisable, but throwing in the dad with a neck literally wrinkled from being so red and the mom with peroxided hair ramps the cringe factor up Xinfinity.
By the way everyone I'm poorer than all of you because I went to DeVry. That's why my seats are so terrible. Just getting that out of the way
You probably pay a couple hundred dollars for your season tickets. For Ohio that probably like $4000 in Los Angeles
Couldn't care less where you sit, man. NFL ticket prices are bullshit anyways. I've sat in the very last row at Bank of America Stadium and the view still wasn't that bad.
Sitting up front sucks anyhow, unless you like players and TV crews blocking your view. Getting a better view for half the price is a win.
How the hell could you get that drunk? And lol at the dude pushing him, cheesing like they have been fucking with him the whole time.
You get that drunk by drinking too much. Also, in philly they had a golf cart they used to strap the guys to and they gave them a gigantic silver bowl to barf in. Always knew when the cart was coming your way because everyone would scream and cheer followed up by throwing change or dollars in the gigantic barf bin for another beer. That was at vets stadium though no idea if they still do that?
I'm focused more on his girlfriend's pants, which I'm sure are yoga pants. And I'm reasonably sure she doesn't have the body to pull of Cincinnati Bengal yoga pants.
Harambe Championship definitely didn't do Ohio any favors with his contributions to this thread today
On the way out of the Chiefs/Saints game today, some fans were walking down this big hill and walking across this 4 lane road that is the main exit of the lot. One of the drivers of a car got impatient that there wasn't a break in fan flow so that they could exit the lot, so he just pushes his way through the crowd and bumps a couple people. A guy that almost got ran over punches the side view mirror and tells the driver and the passenger to watch for pedestrians. The driver yells out to use the "use the fucking pedestrian bridge" A heavy set woman unaffiliated with anyone and not affected comes up and starts mouthing the two guys in the car. Passenger mouths back. Fatty reaches into the car and punches the dude in the eye. She made great contact. Driver begins to drive further, but isn't able to go anywhere because of another wave of people walking across the road in front of him Fatty goes around to the drivers side and has her entire upper body leaning through the window and is just wailing on the driver. Hits him at least ten times before finally being pulled out by a fellow heifer
Surprising! For some reason, fans at Arrowhead have been getting more and more violent over the last 5 years or so. I'd guess it's because the city is getting more violent, too. It was silly seeing how many people were pounding each other in the rain during the SD/KC game last year.
Yeah I understand, I've been blackout drunk many of times when I was younger. I just don't see how your so drunk you can't walk, unless you've taken a couple of bars.
He doesn't look like he's 50. I hear you wouldn't get there either, just have Father Time and experience on our hands.
Now hold on, you can literally see the state of Kentucky from a lot of those pictures I posted. It's not conclusive that these are Ohioans. I'd bet they are Kentuckians.