McKayla Maroney Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Sterling A, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. indeed

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    It is widely known that death and taxes are commonly inevitable to all of us homo sapiens. Well, taxes if you are a decent and upstanding citizen, and you consider it a patriotic duty to pay your share to fund our federal and your respective state governments. Some privileged individuals determine that no, taxes are not inevitable and in fact are something to be avoided by any means necessary, whether that is taking advantage of existing tax law, or leveraging investors' money, proceeding to lose it through poor business decisions, and then still taking advantage of the tax code to create a personal long term exemption from federal taxes. Some of these same people do other things such as avoiding military service by claiming bogus acute or chronic conditions with their feet, when they seem perfectly agile and capable of chasing ass. Which brings us to MM.

    The disappearance of this insta should be of no surprise. In a way, this was also inevitable. While MM likely pays minimal taxes because she appears to be lacking in relevant skill sets and thus is unemployable, she is up against forces that are brutal and unforgiving. The first is gravity, which we've covered in great detail previously. It is very likely that the progression of cottage cheese like artifacts on her hind-cheeks and legs has continued, or perhaps spread with ferocious intensity. Combine this with an already odd-shaped frame, and it's a perfect storm of challenges that even a once fit and extremely flexible (i.e., easily able to pin ankles behind ears to present the Anus for probing in the standard missionary position, although placement of a firm pillow under the ass supports a favorable angle for thrusting deep into the brown canal) athlete cannot overcome.

    The second is mediocrity. If your entire value proposition is based on your failure to execute a vault during the course of an artistic gymnastics competition, a brief collection of motions that you have successfully completed hundreds, nay, thousands of times before, and you fail to do that when it counts, and then you show obvious contempt for your second place award, which leads to you becoming a meme, which lays the foundations for you to become a sympathetic celebrity type figure, and you don't recognize the degrading shelf life of that 15 minute proposition, and fail to move from that situation, you are just going to be one of those (tasty) crayfish in the bowl with the other misshapen crayfish pulling you back down.

    We are still likely in the "fog of war" period with the ongoing internet status of MM. Initial reports and assumptions may be premature. She has long dealt with an existential crisis. Her body could not tolerate the continuing toll of competitive gymnastics at the highest level. She wanted to be an actor and a singer, but nobody wants to be subjected to that voice of hers, except maybe her family and whatever random dude is currently going to town on her snatch hole. She is likely dealing with some interpersonal struggles and sorting through a variety of unappealing options to move forward. We should all wish her the best and keep her in our prayers.

    More to come.
     
  2. IanBoyd

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  3. pennstate2012

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  4. Gustavo Fring

    Gustavo Fring Feelin' rosy.
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  5. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    i have a question for you user indeed


    what's your opinion on sierra skye's ass? do you think it's real or fake?
     
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  6. MANPOW

    MANPOW Come & knock on our door - We’ve been waiting 4u
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    [​IMG]
     
  7. Gambler

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    You should've given this more thought.
     
  8. Sterling A

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    :roll::roll::roll::roll:

    I will never not laugh at "present the anus"
     
  9. TheoB

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    I mean, really, that's exactly what happened.

    Especially the Anus presentation part.
     
  10. TLAU

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    crayfish analogy is top tier
     
  11. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Indeed's posts have not been affected by gravity so far
     
  12. TheoB

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    Don't remember this one

    [​IMG]
     
  13. w2b

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    did she take down her instagram?

    no new pics on twitter either in almost two months.
     
  14. 1

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    Yes and it's a fucking shame
     
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  15. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    Yep
     
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  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Present the anus indeed
     
  17. dump

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    Casting couch time
     
  18. bigred77

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    i bet he works out
     
  19. gilstein21

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    Look at those cankles
     
  20. Shawn Hunter

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    Got to have some extra meat there to help support that ass.
     
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  21. Sterling A

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    Anus
     
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  22. Hail Southern

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    I assume she is still doing the whole snapchat thing though?
     
  23. dump

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    Nope. She barely did it anyways.
     
  24. ARSENAL

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    enjoy this until she makes her return

     
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  25. Sterling A

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    what sucks is all the instagram pics which was basically 80% of this thread are all gone

    need indeed to give us some words of wisdom
     
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  26. Shawn Hunter

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    She needs to make a runway to the anus on the Casting Couch or Girls Do Porn
     
  27. TC

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    I'm sure that's the best career opportunity available for a 4 time gold medalist :meh:
     
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  28. Shawn Hunter

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    Not my problem
     
  29. Bruce Wayne

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    You serious, Clark?
     
  30. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I was making a joke based on indeed's infamous analysis
     
  31. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Dat belly button. :gross:
     
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  32. Bruce Wayne

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    She'll be back in full force when it's time to start plugging her "album"
     
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  33. Sterling A

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    Anus
     
  34. Bruce Wayne

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    Aaaaaaaand were back

     
  35. Gambler

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    Back and sporting the I love anal choker . Here we go.
     
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  36. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    Back? Merry Christmas to all
     
  37. UncleJesse

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    She looks like she has totally stopped bathing.
     
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  38. TC

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    Ho ho ho amirite?
     
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  39. Shawn Hunter

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    Let's just hope she is still willing to make a run way to the anus.
     
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  40. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    The fact that she's a fan of this fad is the least surprising thing ever.
     
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  41. boone

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    when is her extremely boring sex tape coming out? At this point it's the only thing that would give me any interest in her.
     
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  42. TC

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    Right? I just really want to see her make the unimpressed face while getting plowed by a 12 incher
     
  43. boone

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    Right?
     
  44. IanBoyd

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  45. w2b

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  46. DuckD

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    Sorry, thought at first glance her caption said something about getting first place at KY speed
     
  47. Wu

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    Her insta being back is easily one of the best things about 2016