What the hell did you get your wife/gf for Christmas?

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  1. Merica

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    She primarily wants clothes and picks them out herself, so she's got most of it taken care of. But I want to get her something that's a surprise and honestly don't have a clue what to get her.

    What are some things you've gotten for your wife? I might copy you.
     
  2. Lyrtch

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    Nothing.

    We don't do gifts for holidays.
     
  3. Fusiontegra

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    New FitBit Alta and some colorful bands to keep her shit matching.
    A standup mirror/jewelry cabinet.
    Starbucks gift cards
    Makeup brushes and random shit

    I'm also not divorcing her for waiting too goddam long to order my Apple Watch.
     
  4. CraigAnne Conway

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    Diamond stud earrings, two shirts from Homage, Starbucks gift card.

    I think (hope) she's getting me the Big Easy oil less turkey fryer
     
  5. TC

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    Get her a Fathead

    I'm single fwiw
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    It's called Christmas you America hating libitard
     
  7. Merica

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  8. CraigAnne Conway

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    What does your wife's boyfriend get for her then?
     
  9. killerwvu

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    We buy 1 big gift for us for Christmas and then spend like $30 on each other

    Bought a TV 2 years ago, and bought all new appliances for the kitchen (fridge, stove, dishwasher)
     
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  10. Lyrtch

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    I like my Christmas like I like my Christ

    Without the capitalism
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

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    Fucking pinko commie bastard
     
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    We both love to cook, so her gift this year is really for me as well
     
  13. ohbluefan

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    Apple Watch, series 2, 42mm. After fucking around with it today I hope she gets me one.
     
  14. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    We are getting a puppers so our money will be going to him, vet bills, food, and toys.
     
  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Stella McCartney ultra boosts.
     
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  16. AptosDuck

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    Got her a new Kindle Fire. Used to get her a Russian laquer box every year, but I'm not giving those hacking fuckers any more money. She has enough of them already, and it was getting more difficult to find new shapes and artistic designs on them to keep it fresh. Taking her to Vienna and Salzburg in a few months, hopefully that counts as a late gift
     
  17. jrmy

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    User devine got his girlfriend a pillow with a picture of his face screenprinted on it
     
  18. jrmy

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  20. Jim Brockmire

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    Remington 870 Express in 12 gauge.

    She's getting an iPhone watch and a new dog.
     
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  21. TheFreak55

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  22. Clown Baby

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    But devine 's "girlfriend" is a Japanese body pillow. It's gonna be brutal when she leaves him for the one he got her.
     
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  23. HotMic

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    We get something we want together for the house and then fill stockings to each other. This year we went a little beyond the stockings and are getting each other new coats too.
     
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  25. OHW

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    Kindle and a car mount for her phone
     
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  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    Well, she asked for a backsplash...but since I can't fucking wrap that, I bought her an essential oils aromatic diffuser/humidifier. Bout to smell like lavender, lemon, and rosemary in this bitch.
     
  27. bama1

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    Frye Rebecca driving shoes
    Frye boots
    Pearl ring
    Wireless earbuds for running
    Some other shit I can't think of.
     
  28. prerecordedlive

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    Hydroponic garden since she claimed to have such grand ambitions for learning the art of gardening this spring and she planted fuck all. Now she'll have no excuse.

    A new mirror and light fixture to go over it. I'm going to try to rip out the counters/cabinets in our bathroom in the spring when her dad comes to visit and build up something nicer with one of those basin sinks and fancy ass rustic-looking taps.
     
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  29. boone

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    I got her a dust pan to match the broom i got her last year.
     
  30. devine

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    Custom bath robe
    Earrings
    Slippers
    Moscow mule cups
    Handheld massager
    Stocking
    A pillowcase with my face on it

    I really hope the last gift doesn't bomb
     
  31. Not William

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    We usually get each other a gag gift and a real gift. I got her a Peequality and a Coach purse/wallet.

    http://www.peequality.com/
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

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    Say bye to your sex life with her then
     
  33. devine

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    I wasn't aware I had one
     
  34. Tricky Gator

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    sorel boots and snow boarding lessons
     
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  35. CraigAnne Conway

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  36. Lip

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  37. Lip

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    People actually give their significant others gift cards for coffee as Christmas presents? Why not just slap her on the ass and hand her a ten spot while you're at it.
     
  38. CraigAnne Conway

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    Because she really likes Starbucks. And I can't just go buy $50 worth of coffees for her, because they would get cold, and the iced coffees would get warm and become watery.
     
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  39. Fusiontegra

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    My wife likes Starbucks?
     
  40. Buff_Ruffnek

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    A dildo, an a pair of slippers....
     
  41. Lip

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    I guess it works for you guys. Just seems weird to me since there's nothing all that special or thoughtful to it. Like buying my girlfriend groceries for Christmas or something.
     
  42. CraigAnne Conway

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    What did you get your wife?
     
  43. CraigAnne Conway

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    Getting your wife something for christmas that she really likes.
    Fucking weird man
     
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  44. Lip

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    I don't have a wife. My girlfriend wants some new dresses, perfume, and a new coffee table. I'm thinking about surprising her with some earrings if I can figure out a trustworthy place/person to buy them from. Not much experience with buying jewelry.
     
  45. Shawn Hunter

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    Don't see the problem with giving anyone a gift card no matter what the relation is.
     
  46. Lip

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    Anyone else in my family, I would agree that a gift card is perfectly acceptable. Just seems odd to me to buy your wife a couple cups of coffee for Christmas via a gift card. Wouldn't you do that basically every day anyway?
     
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  47. Lip

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    You've purchased Champion sneakers. I don't think anyone cares what you view as being odd.
     
  48. CraigAnne Conway

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    Wow man new dresses.. How special
     
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  49. Lip

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    Would have been better to criticize the coffee table IMO.