What the hell did you get your wife/gf for Christmas?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Merica, Dec 16, 2016.

  1. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Stocking stuffers man.
     
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  2. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Just got the first part of my gift from my gf. She booked us a trip over Labor Day weekend to go to Maynard James Keenan's vineyard and tour it. Got us a house in the desert and her sister and fiancé are coming. I asked for the new triple white ultra boosts.
     
  3. Arkadin

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    10 day trip to Costa Rica over new years
     
  4. -Asshole-

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    Fuck man. I need ideas I can steal.
     
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  5. -Asshole-

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    Might get my wife a sous vide machine. The anova Bluetooth one.
     
  6. Arkadin

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    Good choice
     
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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  9. Cousin Eddie

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    I dont have a gf, Im going with my family but I'll be in Costa Rica as well. From the 25th to the 4th.
     
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  10. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    No you
     
  11. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    She wants this VIP cup from Starbucks that's like $40, but you get free coffee the whole month of January when you use it. And some Sorel boots.
     
  12. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Professional photo package for kids pics
     
  13. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Massage package, perfume and a candle.

    Get that bitch a candle, bitches love candles.
     
  14. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Got her the new fitbit charge hr.
    An electric blanket
    New asics

    Her bday is coming up and I got her a pretty nice Bluetooth she can use in the pool and at the beach. Also let her pick out a Kate Spade purse.

    Got everything around black Friday for pretty cheap.
     
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  15. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    A bunch of shit for the kitchen, diamond earrings, hardcore lesbian pornography. She'll appreciate at least 2/3rds of her gifts.
     
  16. 49ers169

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    Vitamix.
     
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  17. Pharm

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    Yeah im screwed, I had the fitbit and a few other things picked out that she said she wanted. THen she told my parents what she wanted and they bought her everything. Now i have nothing to give. Thought about blue tooth head phones for when she works out but she tends to watch tv there and most require the aux cable. fuck
     
  18. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Clothes, a crock pot, a doughnut baking sheet, and some shit from Bath and Body Works.
     
  19. OHW

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    Not into jewelry, huh?
     
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  20. Moxin24

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    Too flashy
     
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  21. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    A vari-desk and vari-desk accessories.
     
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  22. NC Wolfpack

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    She probably won't like it.
     
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  23. SugarShaun

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    We got my stepdad that last year and he seemed to really enjoy it. Their cups are good too. My wife drinks really slow and it keeps her coffee warm all morning long
     
  24. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    A gift card to a spa in Palm Springs
     
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  25. RoyalShocker

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    The new pillow works at Target too lmbo
     
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  26. Walt Disney

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    Team im screwed because I haven't bought anything and am not creative
     
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  27. dathalfnukkahd

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  28. Spaulding

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    Patagonia Better Sweater 1/2 zip
    Fitbit Charge 2
    Vineyard Vines hat
    a couple of goofy mugs (she collects them)
    2 puzzles
    Universal Studios annual pass so she can drag me to Harry Potter World repeatedly next year :facepalm:

    her birthday is next month, so i get to do this shit all over again in a few weeks
     
  29. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Some of y'all are cheap as fuck.
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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    Spending about $7,000 on window shutters and a new pavered patio, so that's our gift to each other.
     
  31. The_Baumer

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    I go to Kiehls and choose 3-4 products she doesn't have. It's not creative but she's always happy.
     
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  32. BleedinGreen

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    We got each other a roomba because we both hate vacuuming. Also got her a a nice waffle maker and new cold weather gloves.

    Beyond romantic, I know.
     
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  33. Tobias

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    you ruined the surprise
     
  34. GeneralPaton

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    we agreed to only do stocking stuffers but I'm not an idiot so I got her some Yurman earrings that match a necklace I got her a few years ago and a year membership to those Barre 3 classes she is fucking obsessed with. both of those things fit in a stocking so I didn't break any rules.
     
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  35. repoocs

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    Some pearl earrings
    A good pair of Tifosi sunglasses for running
    A pink tool kit
    A couple t shirts
    Wrote her a 40 line poem and put it in one of these.

    https://lovebookonline.com
     
  36. Arkadin

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    will you post the poem so i can steal it
     
  37. repoocs

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    :laugh:

    It's pretty much unique to her personality, our shared experiences and life in general. I'm a bit proud of it for its schmaltziness, but it might get you in trouble with your own If it doesn't fit her exactly.
     
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  38. -Asshole-

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    I was going to buy it in bestbuy today but they didn't have it in stock at my store. Looked online and it was on sale $20 off with free 2 day shipping. Sold.
     
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  39. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Just found the poem:

     
  40. repoocs

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    Damnit. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
     
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  41. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  42. Lip

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    The true gift of joy.
     
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  43. TLAU

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    Do you see buying a girl a Starbucks Giftcard any differently than just putting $ in an envelope? If so, I'd like to hear the logic behind it. I'd rather get something random that I won't even use than a gift card. It shows you put in some actual thought/effort which means more to some people than others I suppose
     
  44. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    "Awwww Lank you know how much I looooove Starbucks. You're the best"

    Bitches love Starbucks
     
  45. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    why doesn't Starbucks have a nationwide competitor?
     
  46. Stagger Lee

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    Night at biltmore estate, tix to Book of Mormon, clothes, and an smu decal for her car.
     
  47. Chipper>Jeter

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    Bought her a car last year I almost don't feel like trying this year.
     
  48. Pelican

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    I'm getting my actual girlfriend a gift card to Biggby Coffee because she loves it and goes there almost daily. I am also getting her these leggings that she wants, a couple shirts, socks with panda bears on them, and some framed photos of us together as well as one of my dog.

    I am taking her somewhere for a weekend just to get away, but we will need to work to figure out a time that works with our schedules.

    I really hope the inclusion of a gift card is not going to ruin this.
     
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  49. GrizzliesDrew

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    Sephora box arrived on doorstep today. I ask who is this for and she tells me to put it in her stocking.

    :beaver:
     
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  50. mc415

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    Bought her a car this weekend