Also Bear's sweet flirting/pickup lines about how he balances the weight to get a good work out was top notch. He's what in his mid-20s?? and his way to flirt with girls is basically out of a 3rd grader's playbook of riding your bike past her house and doing wheelies. PS - that chick was p cute.
Props to wes tegg for bumping this thread. I watched this Friday night @ like 2am when I got home and was hammered. Completely forgot about it. It's all coming back to me.
Bam. That dude has child molester/incester written all over it. Not that it's a high bar, but Gabe is the most 'normal' one by far. Actually, Rainy is the most normal, but IM sure she'll get weirder as she gets older.
Exactly, the only two 'normal' ones. Drawn together out of mutual distaste for the circus freaks they live with. Story as old as the hills.
And how much time and effort they waste on asinine projects like skiff hot tubs, electrical moss, and cat ramps.
Bear is going to tumble-run over a bear trap and get his arm severed at the shoulder. He'll bleed out before they can get him help.
Getting crushed by a between two boats, or a boat and a dock. OR just a boating accident in general seems pretty likely.
I love how they always harp on " oh man it's that bad Brown luck again" Pretty much all of their bad luck stems from their absolutely moronic decisions.
Watching these people pull a Crocodile Dundee and enter civilization in California was tastic. Rolling around San Diego beaches in jeans and climbing palm trees, the wolf kid who had to be pulled out of traffic, being disgusted by clean drinking water, etc. Awesome.
I'm gonna buy a 30 year old Winnebago for discount t prices. Oh fuck it broke down. Didn't see that coming. Shit, we have the worst luck.
There have been rumors that he's a drug addict for years. But, his People interview would have you believe that he "isn't an alcoholic" and just didn't like where things were going.
Finally, if you haven't heard, six of the "Alaskan Bush People" were charged with hunting and fishing license violations. The important thing you need to know is that Noah Brown's middle name is "Dark Cloud," according to the citation. The Brown family is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
There's a new "off the grid" with a bunch of outtakes. There's a scene where Noah makes a "night vision helmet" out of welders' goggles that's pretty sweet.
And then tests it out by trying to crack a whip. At night. In the dark. In an Aliens helmet. Unsuccessfully. I love that little retard.
LOL at them getting a cow. Going to be awesome when a grizzly eats it. Also the second hour was one of those dumb specials where they just mash up old episodes. Didnt watch
Also - Im calling bullshit on that tree falling on Gabe's house. That thing fell perfectly square right on it, and there were no other downed trees in sight.
This episode has it all, and it's only halfway through. All their extra chromosomes are on display. Noah trying to court a girl will never get old. Matt building a home made saw mill? Bear making home made dynamite to blow up rocks? What could go wrong?
I can't watch that shit with Noah. He is a such a faggot when he's not building cool stuff. I feel like they really could have done better with the saw mill. He needs to find a different blade, though. Like a skill saw.
What??? You don't like a saw mill made with tires and plywood for tensioners and rollers? That thing will last as is for maybe a log and a half.