I mean... we dont watch this show because any of these people are likable. We watch it to laugh at these inbred idiots. The young one gets a pass, but Im sure she'll be just as cringey in a few years.
9 trillion % chance Kenny spends most of his solo week in Browntown buggering the cow while sniffing Bird and Rain's panties.
Noah thinks that if a girl smiles at you, it means she's your GF. He's like the bush version of that creepy "Serious I will do that" dude.
I don't mean to make light of autism but it seems like they all have varying degrees of asperger's. I feel like an asshole for typing that out, but I mean what the hell else could be wrong with these people? And I love every second of it, which might make it worse.
You mean the dude who runs around doing all the "extreme" things, lives in a tree house, and is obsessed with fire??? Yes totally well adjusted.
Killed me, but if I'm being honest - he is the most self-aware. He knows he's fucking crazy. He will tell you it. Fuck, he literally says it every episode and knows that he's looking for that in a woman. The rest are fucking out of their minds. I do like how the they are all uniquely retarded. There is the overly extreme little one. The jacked up large meathead one. The angry one. The psycho drunk one. The weirdly poetic smart one.
Haha I was just thinking to myself "you're arguing about whether an Alaskan bush person is smart on the Internet." I'll take a lap. And then I'll be back to tell you Noah's dumb.
Taking guesses on what it is that Bam needs to do in the lower 48. My vote is get his webbed feet fixed.
I was blown away shocked that their shitty three tree stand anchored two whole feet in the ground fell down when dip and shit tried to lift part of the turbine.
Whaaaat? He's the best part - more specifically his own Dad's disappointment in him is the best part. The other night he talked about exploding a fish by punching it. I love how he thinks that people would dig his "extreme", so basically any footage of him being extreme is my shit. But more than anything, you can hear his dad's spirit die when he talks with Bear.
Kinda want the older sister to die defending the cow. Her or the mom... not sure who the worst character is, but it's one of them.
When we were watching him build it, I was getting irrationally mad about how fucking dumb it was to spend that much time over complicating something like the door. I felt vindicated when the bear made short work of it.
They have whatever insurance Discovery is carrying... This shit is now terrible. I want them back in the woods building shit. Need another bear to come through destroying everything and killing Noah in the process.
How old is she now? Needs to abandon the family before one of her retarded brothers takes her for his own.