Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Redav

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    Just Fox News things
     
  2. Crepeswithasmile

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    you still have those shorts
     
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  3. Hugo Boss

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    Interesting turn for Fox news from dog whistle statements to blatant racism.
     
  4. bertwing

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    Don't take that shit UncleJesse

    Give him a purple nurple
     
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  5. Jax Teller

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    It will never happen. Trump and his merry band of spineless bitches, AKA the GOP, will block this from ever happening.
     
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  6. Crepeswithasmile

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  7. Fran Tarkenton

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  8. steamengine

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    Reminds me of the Aziz SNL opener.

    "Everyone please just go back to pretending to not be racist."

    Something like that.
     
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  9. Redav

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  10. prerecordedlive

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    In a shocking turn, coal jobs are not the best jobs.
     
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  11. Bruce Wayne

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    Congrats on locking up the ever coveted West Virginia voter
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

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    This clod cracks me up.
     
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  13. Beeds07

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    It's like these fuckers never watched Justified .
     
  14. Lyrtch

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    TIL Nunes is middle School me in an argument that he can't win
     
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  15. colonel_forbin

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    My first thought was that he couldn't get it to home plate
     
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  16. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    middle school me was too busy touching my dick to kazaa porn downloads to worry about getting into an argument
     
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  17. Redav

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    Clear evidence Nunes is coordinating with the white house...

     
  18. Handcuffed

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    Re: the pitch thing

    http://www.sportsgrid.com/as-seen-o...p-i-was-the-best-baseball-player-in-new-york/

     
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  19. chuckmasterflex

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  20. visa

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    I refuse to believe he's from the great state of California.
     
  21. Joe_Pesci

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    for a while hannity was running a scam charity for the children of dead soldiers that more or less just paid for him to fly around the country and stay in nice hotels
     
  22. Beeds07

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    Middle school me had to make filtered Spice Channel images work.
     
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  23. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

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  24. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    strangely enough, the fox family/then abc family channel would switch from that channels programming to the spice channel at 11:00pm on my cable provider

    it was scrambled for me, but I'm sure there was a way to get it unscrambled
     
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  25. fuxstockings

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    The first video on kazaa I watched as a middle schooler was titled like "Duke student gets fucked" but after it downloaded turns out it was just a chick having sex with a dog. I probably shouldn't have seen that at 13 but it led me to smarter dling habits - I stuck to solely bangbros videos afterwards. Tell me my friends and I weren't the only ones that stumbled across that one.
     
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  26. Redav

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  27. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You whippersnappers have it easy. Back in my day if you wanted to see a girl have sex with a dog you had to talk a girl into having sex with a dog in front of you so you could masturbate uphill both ways barefoot in the snow.
     
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  28. Redav

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    Can't imagine how mad you were after waiting for that to download
     
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  29. steamengine

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    Checks and balances are dumb also MAGA
     
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  30. bertwing

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    You know he beat it anyways
     
  31. fuxstockings

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    I started dling it before school knowing that it might be done when I got back. Mostly confusion at first waiting for the guy to enter the room. Then she took off her clothes and motioned for Fido to jump on the couch. I deleted and shut down my computer hoping the government wouldn't send my mom a letter about what I had done.
     
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  32. bertwing

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    This was discussed in another thread, but my kazaa history was read out loud by our computer repair guy to my mom and me after I fried our computer with a bunch of corrupt porn files

    Wanted to punch that guy so bad
     
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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Hahaha, that belongs in the Dick Moves thread.
     
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  34. Redav

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    Mine had so many viruses. Cascading windows and the one where the CD tray opened.

    "Idk how it got like that Mom."
     
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  35. fuxstockings

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    At that age I probably would have wanted to kill myself than to see the look of disgust on my sweet mother's face as the itemized list was read off.
     
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  36. bertwing

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    "It was just a pop up that I accidentally clicked on"
     
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  37. Redav

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    Before I knew what a search history was, my mom caught me looking up pics of celebrities.

    My dad got popped too. :pffft:
     
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  38. $P1

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    Guys, this thread moves fast enough as is. TAKE IT TO THE KAZAA K++ LITE THREAD
     
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  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My dad fried one of our computers by clicking on all the ads and pop ups he saw. Just went on a rampage and ended up having to buy a new computer the next week.
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    i think most of my kazaa downloads were of heather from ideepthroat. She is magical.
     
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  41. Lemmy Caution

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    My dad paid for playboy and a few other porn channels. Cable guy installed a physical filter between the coax and my TV. Eleven year old me had no qualms about removing that filter.
     
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  42. Lemmy Caution

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    I blamed all porn sourced viruses on those damn video games I always played.
     
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  43. jimmy butler stan account

    jimmy butler stan account mpl92, bad (or sick) guy!
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    My dad's a software engineer so he was able to diagnose the problem himself. I just remember him and my mom calling me downstairs and Nelly's Tip Drill playing on the computer monitor. It got really bad when they found black_sluts_in_gangbang_house_party.wav. I can't count how many times a had to read Psalms 51 that summer. :cryingjordan:
     
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  44. slogan119

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  45. Redav

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    You fuckers talked about a moat for 5 pages yesterday
     
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  46. bertwing

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    That was some funny shit though
     
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  47. herb.burdette

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    This board could really use a thread dedicated to random thoughts.
     
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  48. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Zero chance the people that say that have ever submitted a proposal to NIH, NSF, Etc. The work it takes to submit one is astounding, not to mention the paltry success rate of funding. Shit isn't easy by any stretch of the imagination, even for seasoned and established PIs.

     
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