Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Lyrtch

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    god I can't wait for 4 years from now when a Democrat wins the WH and Republicans start complaining about the deficit
     
  2. Bruce Wayne

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    You keep saying we underestimate our own abilities. I mean I'd love for all 30,000 troops we have over there to repel a million man human wave invasion supported by thousands of pieces of artilery while suffering minimal casualties, but I just don't see it being the case
     
  3. scottblue

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    That's not been my experience, poor whites love the bootstrap argument, they think they can't get ahead because they are supporting lazy minorities with their 11.00 an hour job.

    They want and need a group to feel superior to.
     
  4. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    True. This entire concept is tough to overcome.

    God people suck.
     
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  5. Name P. Redacted

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    In theory, I'm not against lowering the tax rate if they get rid of the creative account techniques so businesses pay their taxes.

    But

    It's Trump so I'm sure it is a big gift basket.
     
  6. HoosDaMan

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    The entire senate is headed to the White House for a briefing on North Korea. Dipshit is either trying to look important or starting up the war machine.
     
  7. Joe_Pesci

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    i'm guessing the "tax holiday" isn't far behind, because why shouldn't we reward companies for stowing money away overseas to avoid taxes here
     
  8. cutig

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    Source?
     
  9. BB3

    BB3 watch our for your cornhole bud...
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    "In Theory" should be the GOP's motto.
     
  10. HoosDaMan

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  11. CUAngler

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    I was briefly concerned about the health of the board when almost 3 hours went by with only 4-5 responses.

    Looks like everyone is back from lunch now.
     
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  12. glimmer

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    They're not poor - they're just temporarily displaced millionaires.
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    People need to stop saying it's poor whites. It's low education whites that went bigly Trump.

    They still make decent money when you look at the financial demographic of Trump voters.
     
  14. LuPoor

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    or "dumb whites" for short
     
  15. afb

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  16. SenatorClayDavis

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    The war drums are a-beatin'.
     
  17. HoosDaMan

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    Graham and McCain have the biggest war boners right now
     
  18. Mister Me Too

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    We may be on the verge of nuclear war but we must remember emails
     
  19. Lyrtch

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    be super fitting if two idiot man children who were given everything in life went to war
     
  20. HoosDaMan

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    This two wars and a tax cut policy seems eerily familiar.
     
  21. steamengine

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  22. Comcast

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    Pending China doesn't get involved against us, have you seen the equipment NK is operating with? I believe you're selling our capabilities of minimizing casualties vastly short.
     
  23. Beeds07

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    OK God. You've really thrown some shit at me that last month or so, but I swear, if you put this fucker in prison, we cool. :beerchug:
     
  24. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Gf's coworker has 2 sons in the military. Both are in Australia now.
     
  25. afb

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  26. Beeds07

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  27. MakeThisForumGreatAgain

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    Have no fear, bitches, not farva is here. The only American lives that NK has any chance of harming are those in SK and the fleet. By that I mean merely if the "crazy fat kid" can figure out how to get a missile to leave the ground in a combative fashion. IDGAF what all of you whiny bitches think you know about our military, but mark my words, NK and their glorified bottle rockets will have no effect on us. As for this "million man army" and artillery... what do you think we are designed to face? Do you think that our military looks over there and says "Huh, they have a million guys, let just not piss them off"?

    Now please, if you'd like to enlist and actually do something about it, then feel free. If not, keep sitting on your computers at your 9-5 while others do it for you.
     
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  28. SenatorClayDavis

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  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    McCain has been agaisnt it and claims we'll destroy Seoul if we do attack.

    It's probably the 1st time I've heard him against war.
     
  30. cutig

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    Whoa, McCain is against war?
     
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  31. WhiskeyDelta

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    And yet he'll still vote for it.
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm sure that spineless fuck will
     
  33. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  34. OHW

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    Can't we just send Pence back to mean mug 'em again?
     
  35. Vito Corleone

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    Somehow voting for a Nuclear War with North Korea will be framed as a better option than agreeing with Democrats to not pursue it
     
  36. steamengine

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    It will make the world respect us again. No one respects us anymore.
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. MakeThisForumGreatAgain

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    You cannot wage a nuclear war with a country that has less than ten nuclear weapons, all of which don't fly. Are they going to drive it here? Or go the Japanese WWII route and float it over on a weather balloon?
     
  39. LetItSoak

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    This reminds me of something my dad told me when I was in high school:
    "The guy bragging about getting the most pussy never is"
     
  40. Blu Tang Clan

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    This is very true.
     
  41. Fidelio

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    how does one go about becoming friends with a man like that
     
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  42. Chicago Seminole

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    Yeah that makes South Korea and Japan feel way better.
     
  43. Fidelio

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    they'll package them in every fortune cookie
     
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  44. BellottiBold

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    "carrier group heads for Korean waters..."

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  45. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    I AM LOOKING FOR THE GENERAL .
    YOU SEEN HIM AROUND ?
    YOU KNOW DOLLAR GENERAL ?
    no big deal
    just wanted to ask him how many schollarships he has given away to universities lately and how many young adults he has put through colleges of medicine .?
    see this stupid dumbfuck thred breeds ignorance .
    but carry on you sound great .
     
  46. Prospector

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    Then he remembers that the vice potus is afraid to go to Applebees without his "mother"
     
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  47. Magneto

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    :facepalm:

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