Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Bruce Wayne

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    What book/movie did you get this from?
     
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  2. JabrillPoopersBrowns

    JabrillPoopersBrowns Literally Farva

    How do you know this?
     
  3. Shu

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    I didn't.

    Iran could probably do the same thing. They were part of the axis as well.
     
  4. Joe_Pesci

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    the thing about zuckerberg is that he's not just some dork who had a good idea. he's a once in a generation engineer. where do i sign up to grovel to our new overlord?
     
  5. Bruce Wayne

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    We all might die in nuclear war but don't worry, the president and his family will be just fine

     
  6. Joe_Pesci

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    Larry Page is smart too, etc

    PageRank is cool in the way the most cool thing is cool
     
  7. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Are you saying that you have ~$100k of net operating income on $5M of real estate assets? If so, that's pretty poor performance and a bad investment proposition. At a pretty aggressive 4.5% cap rate the revenue stream is valued at $2.2M - less than half of what you say is the appraised value. You should be generating twice as much income

    I don't think it's fair to blame property taxes that you are generating such a poor return on investment. Further, you have the benefit of writing down the depreciation on your federal income taxes (and your state taxes depending on jurisdiction to protect your gains in a future sale).

    My advice would be to consider selling the asset if you're only netting $100k annually and could get $5M in a disposition.
     
  8. Lemmy Caution

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    Get a real job you fucking loser.
     
  9. LuPoor

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    I'm really disturbed that someone with $5 mil in property would think that a surge protector was a sufficient and generous secret Santa gift. What a cheap piece of shit.
     
  10. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I mean, I didn't want to bring it up ....
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    God damn Shu you're not really doing any favors for yourself here you silver spoon freeloading idiot.
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

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    He may or he may not but see how insightful it is once you ask them to prove their claims? Rules still hasn't posted proof that he's a rich mofo so I assume he's lying.
     
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  13. Name P. Redacted

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    "I'm a details oriented person" might be the biggest lie from DJT's mouth yet.
     
  14. NilesIrish

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    This Reuters interview is insane. Handing out the electoral map is just icing on the crazy cake.
     
  15. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    What about "I love to work."
     
  16. Name P. Redacted

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    He didn't say on what. We know he loves to work on his golf game.
     
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  17. NilesIrish

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    He literally thought the president sat in the oval office and received adulation all day. It's amazing.
     
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  18. Redav

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    Nah bruh. Everyone who is rich worked their ass off and deserves every penny.
     
  19. pez

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  20. Redav

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  21. derfish

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    Emoluments Clause? That's not a thing anymore.

    Sincerely, Donnie "the Grifter" Trump
     
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  22. AjaxAsian

    AjaxAsian Bayan Pilipino

    I aint got a damn clue why yall are entertaining a silver-spoon-in-mouth dumbo.

    Anyway, found an old white guy who hates Trump (and Republicans) so much he makes parody songs about him (and them) to the tune of the likes of Donovan and ABBA. Enjoy:

     
  23. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I could think of worse options.

    But that dude genuinely has more information about people than arguably any other person on earth. Not that he would use that info nefariously, but it'd still be kinda scary if dude went scorched earth.

    Also, fuck billionaires becoming politicians. There are plenty of democratic nominees more capable than that guy. Go buy foxnews or something if you want to make the world better.
     
  24. DeToxRox

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    I could get with Zuckerberg as a candidate but his relationship with Woody Harrelson seems like a problem to me.
     
  25. AjaxAsian

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    Why help shit eaters become richer? They shouldn't have more leverage in the world by way of wealth. That's how the world gets entitled, whiny, beta fish dicked idiots running around thinking they're hot shit. I don't want more Trumps.
     
  26. laxjoe

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha
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    he's holding a map of his election win
     
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  27. NilesIrish

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    Part of the already insane Reuters interview. literally stopped mid comment to pass out copies to the 3 reporters.
     
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  28. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I don't blame people for being born with money. He didn't have control over that shit any more than y'all did being born into your situation.

    I think it's fucked up that he complains about taxes. If you want to go at him over that it's more than justified.
     
  29. OHW

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    How can you be as wealthy as he is and the most powerful man on the planet and still be such a sad fucking loser?
     
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  30. Fran Tarkenton

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    a 145 IQ clearly does not ensure even a basic understanding of the geopolitics on the Korean peninsula
     
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  31. Mister Me Too

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    Exception to the rule being:

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  32. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  33. NilesIrish

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    Every so often it hits me that Diamond Joe could have saved all of this if he was delusional and didn't realize the loss of his son was going to affect him in a way that would make him an incomplete president.

    Fuck you cancer.
     
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  34. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Most trust fund babies I know have more psychological problems than my normal friends.

    Human beings aren't meant to have it that easy. When you can buy your way out of anything, you have to manufacture conflict in your life.

    So many of those people have horrible substance abuse problems.
     
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  35. Redav

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    I've wondered if he was encouraged to stand down by the DNC. That's a tin foil hat thought I've had
     
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  36. Lemmy Caution

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    Born with money and hasn't done fuck all else with his life than hire a management company and complain about taxes cutting into his profits. This asshole's life experience has led to him holding a BTH tier view on minorities underneath a layer of conspiracy bullshit. Somewhere along the line Shu thought to himself that poor people need to be held accountable for their station in life without asking the same of himself. Fuck you shu.
     
  37. NilesIrish

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    Could have been but I doubt it, I think it's more he saw Hillary as capable and was in a bad mental state, his interviews about it seem genuine. If the DNC did that it was a tremendous fuck up.
     
  38. Redav

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    You could be right. I'm sure it eats at him that he could be president now and saved us from Trump
     
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  39. One Man Wolfpack

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    Cliffs version: Still profitable coal companies must pay health benefits to retired coal miners and their widows after death. Congressman Tim Murphy believes the government should do coal companies a solid and take over payments of these benefits and save profitable companies some extra money.
     
  40. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I really do not understand the fucking obsession with coal.
     
  41. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Remember when populism was about helping the common man?

    Not helping his overlords under the guise of "saving that poor worker's way of life?"
     
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  42. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    It's the most obvious pandering to midwestern white people that's ever happened.

    It's not a bad tactic when you consider how many of those are swing states.
     
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  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I hear it's the next big thing. Like some kind of "black gold".
     
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  44. Fran Tarkenton

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    so the fix to prevent another benghazi is to cut two thousand jobs
     
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  45. Redav

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  46. cutig

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    :dubioustrump:
     
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  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    How quickly will the Right blame Obama? Seconds?
     
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  48. Bruce Wayne

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    Obama's fault

    Fake news

    Etc
     
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  49. Redav

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    Trump has already taken ownership of the economy earlier in his presidency when it was doing well... not that anything he's ever said previously has any effect on him or his followers' perception of him.
     
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