Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. LuPoor

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    Yeah Mr Stop and Frisk fucking rules
     
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  2. Redav

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    Wrong thread
     
  3. steamengine

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    Look at this asshole

     
  4. steamengine

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    His inability to delegate beyond a couple of people probably isn't making the job any easier.

    Think of how much golf he COULD be playing.
     
  5. LuPoor

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    He looks like an insane murderer
     
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  6. NilesIrish

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    Yup, fuck this guy to death.
     
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  7. CTownND

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    He's just living out Matthew 7:19 - "And thus Jesus said, 'to the poor and the brown do not give clean water, give tax breaks to the rich man'"
     
  8. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Well shit. I heard the economy was fixed and that America was great again.

    On to stage 2:
    Make America Great Again Again Some More

    MAGAASM
     
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  9. Fran Tarkenton

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  10. Anison

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    “He’s not heavy on the thinking side of politics,” Lafountain said. “He’s more into getting out there.”

    No shit.
     
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  11. dome foam

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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    And ye did the lord spake that thy should taketh all thy can from the browns because as such they have it too good anyways. Ye.
     
  13. Mister Me Too

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    This can't be true because republicans don't believe that the federal government should be involved in healthcare at all, fake news.
     
  14. chuckmasterflex

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  15. CaneKnight

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    Honestly hope someone from flint beats him to within an inch of his life. Fucking human garbage
     
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  16. Mister Me Too

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    That was a fucked up policy but overall he was pretty good, he did give the police commissioner too much power, probably because he's so anti gun.
     
  17. duc15

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    These "christians" don't know any of the teachings they follow
     
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  18. VaxRule

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    "It is a problem that we have members in the Republican conference that do not want Obamacare repealed, because of their district."

    The problem is representatives listening to their constituents.
     
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  19. afb

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  20. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    hopefully his Christian God smites him with a rain of burning sulfur.
     
  21. Mister Me Too

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    Next thing you know these republicans will start doing what's best for the country and not the GOP, clearly it's a problem that must be addressed.
     
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  22. Lyrtch

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    It's a problem when people choose reality over ideology. Can't wait for 18 when the gop tries to primary all the moderates over this.
     
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  23. Redav

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    Seems like the GOP didn't figure in the will of the people into their plan of ruling the world.
     
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  24. Mister Me Too

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    Note to self do not name your kid Steve, Steven or Stephen (just to be safe) because they could turn into republicans who look like this:

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    Where the fuck is the GOP finding these cannibals?
     
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  25. Redav

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    Don't forget the face of racial superiority.

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  26. steamengine

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    Drumpf in Georgia today fundraising for Karen Handel. Sad!
     
  27. NilesIrish

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    He found a reason to get the hell out of the white house and speak to people who like him. Does this fucker do anything?
     
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  28. Fran Tarkenton

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    lot of GOPers were mad about out-of-state 'hollywood' donations supporting the Dem candidate (cough*citizens united*cough)

    Im guessing theyre oblivious to the NRA, Chamber of Commerce, Trump cartel, et al making it rain on their candidate
     
  29. Mister Me Too

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    Don't forget the Mercer Family and Koch Family.
     
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  30. skiedfrillet

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    HOOSINSC can confirm
     
  31. skiedfrillet

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    well i quoted the wrong post but don't want to fix it
     
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  32. HOOSINSC

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    i don't know what i'm confirming tbh
     
  33. Redav

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    Do us a favor and don't run for reelection then
     
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  34. NilesIrish

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    Or just quit.
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

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    Thanks Obama
     
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  36. Keef

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    I can't wait for Mike Pence's first State of the Union where he just awkwardly stares down congress for 90 minutes.
     
  37. skiedfrillet

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    me either
     
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  38. Lyrtch

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    playing 7 dimensional chess or just an incompetent blowhard who has an entire media arm and legions of cult fanatics spinning for him?

     
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  39. NilesIrish

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    So much resolve.
     
  40. dome foam

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    then: china i am gonna pee on your face.

    now: china pls cum on my face.
     
  41. Taques

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    what happens the first time he has to address a congress with females in the building but mother is too sick to chaperone him
     
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  42. NilesIrish

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    Skype
     
  43. Bruce Wayne

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    It's literally as simple as his viewpoints being formed by the last thing someone told him. Xi played him like a fucking fiddle.
     
  44. Lyrtch

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    I'm going to pull out of NAFTA in 2-3 days

    *gets a call from Trudeau*

    scratch that he was very nice on his call so I won't
     
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  45. Taques

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    pretty shocking he didnt know what NAFTA was after not knowing what the TPP was during the debates. very complicated!
     
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  46. HOOSINSC

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    TEX MEX

    NO MATTER WHAT
     
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  47. VictorJ24

    VictorJ24 ACC, ACC, ACC!!!
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    To be fair those receipts are too long.
     
  48. JGator1

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    It's like Bush and Cheney