Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NilesIrish

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    Just imagine being Trudeau and having to explain NAFTA to a five year old. I'm assuming that's what happened.
     
  2. BellottiBold

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    A major American newspaper had to set up a page using a URL that combines the Pres' name with "claims".
     
  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Not after Trump Slips Ted Cruz's father's name in there a few times before he releases it
     
  4. Lyrtch

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    can we see the alternate reality where Hillary says she thought the job would be easier and she liked her previous life more

    because I'm pretty sure there'd be impeachment papers presented within ten seconds flat and Fox News would be screaming constantly and raping everything pretty

    well I guess they're already doing the latter
     
  5. Mister Me Too

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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    :roll:

    Their stock tanked and is down 9% since the announcement to pay their employees.

    Happened to walmart too last year. Their stock tanked and investors hated it b/c they argued if they pay their shitty low wage people a little bit more, they'll save money in the long run b/c they can attract better works, will have less turn over, etc....Wall Street said fuck you we want our Short Term profits and downgraded their outlook on the company. :facepalm:
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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  8. afb

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  9. prerecordedlive

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    You guys, it's that doing away with visitor logs thing. Thank god we did that or we'd be in shutdown mode.
     
  10. chuckmasterflex

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    I thought he was supposed to be the "smart" one?
     
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  11. Name P. Redacted

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    A smart (R)etard is still a retard.
     
  12. Mister Me Too

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    He Republican the call to bomb other countries is ingrained.
     
  13. Redav

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    He's a chode :twocents:
     
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  14. WhiskeyDelta

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    Well at least I'll be able to pay rent this month.
     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's got a lot of awful opinions.

    When he stands by himself, he looks like a piece of shit.

    When he stands next to Donald Trump, he looks pretty okayee

     
  16. three stacks

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    who was the fucking moron who wanted kasich to run as a dem in 2020 again?
     
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  17. Redav

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    wes tegg iirc
     
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  18. Comcast

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    Back at it with the violent rhetoric I see.
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Probably Merica

    He's had a run of pretty awful takes this week.
     
  20. Teflon Queen

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    It's actually perfectly justifiable to hope people who actively poison people get beaten to death
     
  21. Redav

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    People do funny things when pushed to the brink, like not having running water.
     
  22. Fran Tarkenton

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    Lost respect for him when he didnt leave the GOP
     
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  23. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    :out:

    Sorry I want the democratic party to actually have power again and understand that it's gonna take rural white people in order to accomplish that task.

    I'm so team Jason Kander it's unbelievable. Mainly because that dude would sweep the Midwest just with that stupid gun trick.
     
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  24. Lyrtch

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    Advocate continued poisoning of American citizens

    Advocate him catching a beating for it

    Yeah I'm cool with it.
     
  25. Comcast

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    Thank god we have a voting system that can get those people out of office......
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    We all have bad weeks.

    Brush it off and come back strong after the weekend.
     
  27. Redav

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    Life is extremely simple for you isn't it?
     
  28. Comcast

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    Life should be pretty simple, yes. It becomes more complicated the more government becomes involved.
     
  29. brolift

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    :comicbookguy:

    Smite this heathen
     
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  30. Lyrtch

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    Should have kept your pre edited post.
     
  31. ono

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    Username checks out.
     
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  32. Redav

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    That's the problem. You think things should be a certain way. They aren't though. It doesn't matter who those people voted for on top of that. Do you think only people who vote for a specific candidate should have access to drinking water?
     
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  33. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Being the Party of the plebs and not soliciting the largest group of plebs in the country is how you wind up having no power at all.

    :justsayin:
     
  34. Mister Me Too

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    If in order to do that you have to stop advocating for people's civil rights then I would like for them to go a different route.
     
  35. LetItSoak

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  36. Comcast

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    Everyone should. It's a basic necessity. Y'all constantly advocate for violence though when we live in a country where you can simply vote people out of office.
     
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  37. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    You don't have to stop advocating for people's civil rights. You just have to not make civil rights as much of the message. Or do something to appeal to them I don't have the answer.

    Because you can't fight for civil rights unless you're actually in office to do it. It's why we keep getting made fun of for whining and protesting. We don't have people in office to do the shit we need them to be doing.

    Our only option is protest. That's a shitty option.
     
  38. sflnole

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    Virtually a reverse Robin Hood:

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  39. LuPoor

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    Do you believe there's no element of violence in withholding the votes to make sure people have drinking water?
     
  40. MORBO!

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    OH MY GOD CAN WE NOT DO THIS AGAIN PLEASE
     
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  41. VaxRule

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    The people of Flint did not vote for the guy trying to withhold the money they need to fix the problem. They didn't vote for Governor Snyder or his emergency managers that caused it.

    They got fucked over despite their vote - not because of it.
     
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  42. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Here's a hypothetical:

    If the only way to get clean water to flint is to run a candidate who barely talks about the racial issue surrounding the flint water crisis, would you do it?

    If you say no, then how can you even act like you actually give a shit about those people?
     
  43. VaxRule

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    1. It isn't the only way
    2. It's unlikely to be a successful strategy
     
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  44. Redav

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    The government works for the people, not the other way around. When government stops working for the people, there's violence. It's weird you're not blaming a government for failing to provide a "basic necessity" but instead your opinion is basically "well wait a few years and vote them out of office."
     
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  45. AjaxAsian

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    Goddamn am I reminded of this:
    Gekko: The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons – and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now, you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you, Buddy? It's the free market.
     
  46. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    It's a yes or no hypothetical situation. Would you take that guy if it's the only way to help those people?
     
  47. Mister Me Too

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    The problem is that it's often times not the Democrats bringing up race, they just don't back down when it gets brought up that the people that are mostly affected are blacks.
     
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  48. Lyrtch

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    You love to try and make gray issues black and white.
     
  49. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    In such an environment, think about how much power the party that had the unified impoverished vote would be able to wield?
    Of course it isn't. Republicans want us to talk about race, religion, or abortion all the time. What other way are they gonna get poor white people to vote for them?
     
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  50. VaxRule

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    It's a yes or no hypothetical to try and make a greater point, but the flaw is that your hypothetical doesn't apply at all to the larger context. I may as well ask "if the only way to bring clean water to the people of Flint was to shoot yourself in the head, would you do it?" It just isn't relevant.
     
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