Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I have no idea what that is.
     
  2. dome foam

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    my dad...can beat up your dad
     
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  3. Fran Tarkenton

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    I mean, this is likely only utilized by a handful of ppl. But why? There is far more of a marketing benefit with Academy graduates fulfilling their athletic dreams than a pair of recruiters in a run down strip mall preying on underprivileged youth. The military and their academies should be trying to display the tangible benefits they can provide toward a prospective recruit's professional goals.
     
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  4. VaxRule

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    It undermines the message of self-sacrifice and commitment to service though.
     
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  5. bertwing

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  6. Fran Tarkenton

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    Yea I agree on your 1st point. Seems like I remember the kid on the Lions having to fulfill his commitment through other means in his spare time + think he still had to fulfill his commitment once his career was over. Idk.
     
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  7. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    What. The. Fuck.
     
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    I've had this conversation with my dad who's a navy grad and basically this...

     
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  9. Redav

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    He always doubles down. Never admits he was wrong
     
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  10. Teflon Queen

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    I really want to see Trump do a basic history quiz...I bet he couldn't guess when Columbus landed within a 150 year span.
     
  11. Mister Me Too

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    I wonder if he were quizzed on America history or Christianity (bible) which one would he fare better in?

    :dubioustrump:
     
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Most people don't know this
     
  13. BudKilmer

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    He would fail both miserably
     
  14. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Just part of God's plan
     
  15. Mister Me Too

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    The GOP is basically parroting Westboro Baptist Church now.
     
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  16. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    That fucker was just itching for the grown ups to leave so he could tweet that. Bet he was seething
     
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  17. Teflon Queen

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    Well he probably remembers most of the presidents since Ike and at least Andrew Jackson and Lincoln on top of that. I'd be pretty surprised if he could name more than 3 biblical figures.
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Lincoln didn't keep us safe.
     
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  19. bertwing

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    Guy couldn't even keep himself safe!
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    So he thinks it was up to the democrats to keep us from a civil war.
    Republicans been failing us forever
     
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  21. Mister Me Too

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    That's being generous, I doubt he knows anyone besides Jesus and maybe Moses.
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    The father the son and the Holy Spirit
     
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  23. wes tegg

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    What's hilarious about it is that many of the folks who got him elected think the South should've won.
     
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  24. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I assumed he'd get Adam and Eve at least
     
  25. Nole0515

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    cause you know he's bought many a pornos from them
     
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  26. wes tegg

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    Also, let's not forget that Andrew Jackson was the founder of the Democratic Party. This does not jive with "Republicans freed the slaves."
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    Hey that's what I said
     
  28. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    And that it was a just cause yet they're the real USA now
     
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  29. Mister Me Too

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    :yaoface:

    At Trump knowing about the holy trinity.


    Probably but I'm sticking to my original statement, I doubt he even knows that.
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    TigerIllustrated has a bunch of posters who unironically use the term "war of northern aggression"
     
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  31. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    so is he pro slavery? I'm so confused
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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  33. bertwing

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  34. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    i wonder how these people reconcile their belief in southern superiority with the fact that the south received an epic beatdown and never even came close to seriously threatening the union.

    i have the same question for the japanese ultra-nationalists and nazis re: ww2
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Giving bae a call tomorrow

     
  36. Can I Spliff it

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    It is. They say they don't believe it but they do.
     
  37. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I mean, even Mexico has won wars.

    Confederacy just sitting with a hardcore .000 winning percentage
     
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  38. herb.burdette

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    What are the odds Harriet Tubman makes that appearance on the $20 under this administration?
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    His glowing comments of Putin will be fun
     
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  40. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    it'll be aunt jemima by "mistake"
     
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  41. Fran Tarkenton

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    Good time to bump the Andrew Jackson discussion in that thread
     
  42. herb.burdette

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    If he had a Broadway hit, he would still have the $20.
     
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  43. JGator1

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  44. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    The President of the United States believes it was more worthy to keep some black people in slavery versus going to war to free them. In 2017. And given the opportunity to think all day about how awful that is - he doubles down on it.

    ...and meanwhile liberals are busy talking about the first black president's speaking fee being "distasteful."

    Just blow it up and start over. Don't even start over - just blow it up.
     
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  45. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Loser!
     
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  46. Killy Me Please

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  47. R2-D2Big

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    Is that what the Trump voters in Michigan, Wisky and Ohio thought?

    :cmonson:
     
  48. NilesIrish

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    Uhhh yeah. There are a shit ton of southern "heritage" sympathizers up here too. My retard cousin is one.
     
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  49. bertwing

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