Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ohhaithur

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    1. Cutie
    2. Thangs
    3. Voting to kill millions of people

    I'm conflicted :(
     
  2. BellottiBold

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    I imagine 45 seconds of conversation will fix that problem.
     
  3. Mister Me Too

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    She also co-sponsored a bill that eliminates the genetic privacy protections, so now your employer can require genetic testing and have access to your health information.
     
  4. ohhaithur

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    I've always wondered what would happen if Hitler was an attractive woman
     
  5. Mister Me Too

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    In fairness to her she did vote against Trump's travel ban.
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

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    If they don't do it soon, they lose the ability to do it through budget reconciliation
     
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  7. RoyalShocker

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    I'm left wondering how you think that is an attractive woman. Nice hammers but otherwise
     
  8. ohhaithur

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    you have to put on your politician goggles. outside of Vice President Ivanka Trump, she's a top 5 politician
     
  9. BudKilmer

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    Catching up on this thread is so fucking depressing :donotwant:
     
  10. Bill the Butcher

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    I'm talking about demolishing a group when they first start. Before they can gain power and momentum. When ISIS first popped up we should have ended them.
     
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  11. Fran Tarkenton

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    when is that deadline? and if hypothetically this were not a budget-related bill, would that require more votes than a simple majority?
     
  12. RoyalShocker

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    That's fair, I can't think of an attractive one. Even most male politicians these days look more like doofuses than anything else.
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    i thought budget reconciliation required it to be deficit neutral, which this is waaaaaaaay not
     
  14. BellottiBold

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    lol @ politician goggles
     
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  15. CTownND

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    What vote does it need to pass the Senate?
     
  16. chuckmasterflex

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    A man of deep convictions.
     
  17. Fran Tarkenton

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    oh this twat again

    Is Obama the first ever Former POTUS to get paid for a speech?
     
  18. Bill the Butcher

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    17k for pregnancy huh? How much for hoodrats? Free?

    I know I had to pay a couple grand for a kid and I'm a college grad, vet, Leo that has always paid my taxes. Sounfs fair
     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    I mean holy fuck at how awful all these assholes are
     
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  20. Lyrtch

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  21. slogan119

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    TBH, many of those sound like discipline problems to me. Lack of personal responsibility, planning failures, etc.
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

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    So they are going to vote for a bill that would allow insurers to deny health insurance to rape survivors?

    Good luck with that.
     
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  23. Fran Tarkenton

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  24. Bill the Butcher

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    What the fuck are you talking about?
     
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  25. Lyrtch

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    for those that don't know this is McCain, Huntsman, and Kasichs strategists during their campaigns

    old timey Republican
     
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  26. Jax Teller

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    He tries to talk like 1) he knows anything about this and 2) this shit hasn't been going on since organized militaries were created. Newsflash, lower ranking soldiers get blamed for the fuck ups of higher ups, people kiss ass and back stab to advance, they don't let you keep flammable liquids in your dorms, etc. Mother fucker that's been going on for fucking ever. Acting like this is some new thing is just the product of a retard that doesn't know a damn thing about the subject.

    And the sexual assault issue damn sure isn't a myth. Jesus christ the army base near where I was stationed had to basically become a closed base because they had so many assault and rape charges and convictions.

    No one should ever listen to anything a farva account or Todd says about the military.
     
  27. Bill the Butcher

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    No one is against that. What we are against is the military complex and professional politicians drawing out conflicts with ridiculous ROE and turning the military into some social equality project.
    We could have smashed the Taliban within months if we wouldn't have stopped using Daisey Cutters and allowing Pakistan to to co gain their border. It was all politicians
     
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  28. kennypowers

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    What would have been your tactic to defeat ISIS in it's infancy?
     
  29. Bill the Butcher

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    Youre right, Jax. Nevermind people that lived it, we should take the word of a chronic liar that made up a story about going to the VA and that lives with mom because he is in a debt consolidation program. Think about that.
     
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  30. Bill the Butcher

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    Kill them.
     
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  31. slogan119

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    Coming to you live from the NW burbs, where the battle of the day is whether to have salmon, quinoa, and roasted broccoli or crab cakes and salad for dinner.

    It's a doozy!
     
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  32. OZ

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    I just want to come in, like I randomly do, and say that our former president not worth billions of dollars has donated more since getting out of office than our current president (worth billions of dollars) has in the last....well we aren't exactly sure how long, but it's been a long fucking time.
     
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  33. Tobias

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    crab cakes
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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  35. OZ

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    It's sad that we demand more out of our sports fans than our politicians.
     
  36. dome foam

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    damn I want to see them
     
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  37. LuPoor

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  38. slogan119

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    Oh, most definitely!
     
  39. BudKilmer

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    :roll:
     
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  40. MakeThisForumGreatAgain

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    So please tell me, why is our military lacking discipline? Could it be that recruits, cadets etc bitch to their parents who write Congress to bitch about the harassment of Johnny at basic training?

    When your dog shits on the carpet, what do you do? Rub his nose in it, maybe snack him on the ass, right? It's the same thing with humans. It's worked for a millennia, physical discipline. Only, if you make mistakes on combat, your entire fireteam can suffer. But now, thanks to you liberal pussies crying harassment to Congress, our recruits come out of basic training, bootcamp, etc completely undisciplined. That costs use lives ladies and gents. Lives.

    What does putting women on the Front lines do? Create drama. Start unnecessary problems. If my dude goes down, I carry him off the battlefield. If I go down, cindy Lou who isn't gonna drag me off... because she cannot.

    Transvestites? You're joining a largely conservative, testosterone driven environment. News flash. If you're born with a penis, YOU'RE A MAN. Period.
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

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    What in the actual fuck
     
  42. cutig

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    You are a military hardo too? Shocker.
     
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  43. ohhaithur

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    stooooooooppppppppppppppppppppp arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrguingggggggggggggggg with ffffffffffffffffffarvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  44. cutig

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    Because they don't actually give a shit
     
  45. Bill the Butcher

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    You have vets telling you what the problems in the military are and virgins from the internet are telling them why they are wrong
    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
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  46. Jax Teller

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    It's fucking farva. He would have to lose 200 pounds to even attempt to join. If he could ever pass the ASVAB (which marine Todd did not do).
     
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